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Getting banished from the demon realm was one of the best thing that happened to Yoongi , he loved the life he was living all alone in his cozy little apartment that he of course invaded , because demons don't have to pay rent . He enjoyed the freedom he earned away from that suffocating realm where there was nothing but a fat demon king dishing out orders every half a demon second because his sluggish self couldn't get up and get a glass of blood wine .
The human world was pleasant to live in because humans didn't possess the power to see actual demons so it was in another way a big fucking win for demon Yoongi , not only could he do whatever his tiny little demon heart desired but with minimum to no social interaction with anyone Yoongi felt happy to be here by himself .
His small apartment composed of solely a " king size mattress that was basically worn out by the heat that was emitted by Yoongi's body and a small toy horse toy that reminded Yoongi of his devil dog 'Mangnunculus' .
Just like every other day Yoongi would curl up into a ball and doze off during the day and at night he'd look outside his window at the busy streets and counted the small cars passing by, he'd observe the human interactions that were seen outside he observed how some humans loved holding hands while they walked in the streets , Yoongi would often look at his own hands and wished there was someone to hold his .
Even though Yoongi enjoyed being alone in the comforts of his home but somehow being by himself wasn't enough he hated how complicated his emotions are , Does he want to be alone ? Or does he want to be with someone ? Or is he just tired ? ,were the three questions that constantly roamed around his head sometimes he wished he could just go to those big human rocks that are supposedly called mountains and would just jump 3000ft down and get demolished into nothing but sand and gravel but alas being a demon meant he would always get reincarnated no matter how many times he'd tried to end himself it was just a part of a demon's life .
It was Friday and Yoongi was dozing off in his apartment sound asleep to the sound of the rain that poured heavily outside his window , it was peaceful and a little chilly.
*click , turn click .*
The lock on the apartment door turned and the door opened , Yoongi didn't bother looking up to see who it was because he knew that measly humans can't see demons unless a demon desires to see them , he ignored the facade and tried to sleep again , when he heard continuous taps that ran across the floor , he was irritated by the countless toppings across the floor so he decided to see for himself who this human was and why was he being a nuisance .
Yoongi went into the living hall of his apartment only to get greeted by a very peculiar looking human being , he has never see a human being like him before this human was tall , had golden skin that shined effortlessly under the dim lights of his apartments , his face had some unusual dents he had never seen such things before and across his eyes he wore some kind of a black shield maybe to hide his eyes who knows , Yoongi has never seen such things in his life , and as the human entered the apartment he held a stick was it his sceptre? , was he some sort of a king of the human world ?, but he looked to plain to be a king.
"Ah home sweet home can't wait to move in." said the man to himself .
"HOME !!!! WHOS HOME THIS IS MY HOME AND YOU SIR ARE IN MY HOME , HOW DARE YOU CLAIM THIS PLACE AS YOURS I WILL FIGHT TILL MY LAST DEMON BREATH FOR THIS HOME SO DON'T TEST ME HUMAN ." said Yoongi to the stranger but then he realised humans can't interact with demons unless the demon himself allows them too .
Yoongi sighed and sat in the corner of his apartment he felt violated by this peculiar being he also hated the fact that he wore glass shield across his eyes , why did he wear those things .
"Ewww what the fuck is this ." Said the human as he kneeled down on the mattress where Yoongi slept he saw how he felt the mattress and kept making odd noises with each touch , Was the mattress that bad , going thought to himself even though it was eroding from the sides Yoongi had always thought that it was the most comforting thing to ever exist , it was much better than the hard rock bed he had in the demon realm that was usually hard and rigid and he hated how it always hurt when Yoongi would throw himself onto that hard piece of slate , the human mattress was far more soft and a little bouncy ,he adored it the most so when he saw the human make odd noises and expressions Yoongi felt infuriated as too why was he being so damn annoying .
"Oh god this thing is atrocious, who was living here they can't even replace a mattress , absolutely disgusting this is so inhumane I can't believe someone would actually sleep on a mattress like this ." Said the human .
That was the last straw for Yoongi , he can tolerate a human barging into his apartment without his permission but when it came to his beloved mattress he have had it with the nonsense that this human kept scowling.
"INVISIBLEUS MENINGITIS ." said Yoongi and pointed the spell in the direction of the sceptre that the human had and just like that the invisible spell was cast upon it and it was no longer there .
"Kekekkekekekekkeeke , now I'll see how this human react to the fact that his beloved sceptre is gone ." cackled Yoongi to himself like an antagonist.
He sat in the corner and observed the human , he saw that he was opening up some boxes one box in particular caught Yoongi's eye it was big and black and had a metal surface and on the front side it had a big lock , the box looked suspicious , Yoongi got curious as to why would this human have such an odd box in possession but he didn't dwell much into that thought because he knew that humans were odd creatures.
"Ugh where is it ?." Said the human
Yoongi got excited cause this was what he was waiting for finally he'll get to see the pathetic human cry for his sceptre.
"Where did it go ?, I know I kept my walking stick right here somewhere ." said the human
"walking stick ?." Yoongi thought to himself why would this human require a stick to walk ? , because according to Yoongi he had two good pair of limbs to walk on so why did he require an accessory such as a sceptre to walk with ?.
"Now what am I gonna do , I can't go out without it ugh Namjoon must you always misplace things ." said the human to himself
"Namjoon", what a pretty name Yoongi thought to himself , if only his words weren't as atrocious then Yoongi wouldn't have hidden his walking stick .
Namjoon got up and started searching for his walking stick he searched underneath the mattress and in the boxes that lied around the house when suddenly he tripped and fell hard on a box and his sunglasses got misplaced .
"Ah fuck ME , first my stick and now my glasses this day couldn't get any worse ." namjoon crawled to find his glasses that were right in Front of Yoongi's feet , Yoongi picked up the glasses and realised that namjoon was blind, he felt horrible that he was being petty to namjoon he almost wanted to apologise to him, but then he just placed the glasses near Namjoon's hand and quietly sat in the corner.
"Ah there they are but how did they come towards me though ?." Said namjoon .
"Wait a minute," said Yoongi to himself how did this human figure out that the glasses came towards him , he knew that namjoon couldn't see him so how did he figure that out .
"I'm getting an eerie feeling in this place maybe it's time to detoxify it from evil spirits ." said namjoon .
Yoongi was hella confused as to what this human would do to get rid of the oh so scary 'evil spirit ', Yoongi sighed and sat right next to namjoon and just observed him .
Namjoon went towards the metal black box and pulled it towards the centre of the living room , he then opened the lock and pulled out a red silk blanket , he placed the blanket on the floor and from the book he pulled out a book , it was big , thick and black and it was really dusty , he placed the book in the middle of the blanket and then on the four corners of the blanket he placed four candles and lit them , namjoon then went towards the bedroom and dragged the tall mirror in front of the blanket , switching of the lights namjoon sat in the middle of the blanket and held the book in his hands .
this was sure getting very interesting for Yoongi as he never expect namjoon to be a blind shaman , he saw namjoon clearing his throat and then on the top of his lungs he screamed .
nj:"OH EVIL SPIRITS OF THE UNDERWORLD I NAMJOON BANISH YOU FROM MY HUMBLE HOME AND ORDER YOU TO RETREAT TO YOUR REALM , LEAVE THIS PLACE ST ONCE OR I SHALL USE AN EVEN GREATER FORCE OF MAGIC TO REMOVE YOU FROM MY PLACE ."
Nothing happened because Yoongi was a demon that was simply too strong to feel any force of Namjoon's magic over him .
"I STILL FEEL THE PRESENCE OF AN EVIL SPIRIT ", said namjoon
"THIS ENERGY IT ISN'T JUST A NORMAL EVIL SPIRIT FOR ITS ENERGY IS QUITE CONCENTRATED , I-I-IT MUST BE ……. A DEMON ."
Yoongi sprung up from the ground jumped to his feet , how did this measly shaman figure out that a demon was right next to him , how powerful was this shaman , Yoongi thought to himself that if this shaman contacts him it'll be over for Yoongi.
nj:"YOU THERE I SEE YOU , DON'T YOU DARE ACT SMART ."
"Uhhhhhhh hello ", said Yoongi waving his hands In Front of namjoon .
nj:"Stop moving your hands I can see them ."
yg:"Aren't you blind though ?."
nj:"That doesn't stop your hideous energy from lingering around me , why are you here anyways what do you want demon ."
yg:"First of all this energy of mine is exquisite and second of all I should be the one asking you as to why did you invade my house ."
nj:"Your house? This is my house I payed for it for fucks sakes ."
yg:" watch your mouth human you don't know who you're messing with ."
nj:"A banished demon yea sis move along I got other things to take care of ."
"B-BANISHED how dare you insult me like this I wasn't banished I left that realm on my own terms SMH ." Yoongi scowled back feeling very exposed .
nj:"Doesn't change the fact that your mana is weaker than the average demon ."
yg:"Suck my big fat demon cock your fucking grouch ."
nj:" I don't about it being big the energy doesn't really show it that well ."
yg:" SHUT THE FUCK UP MY COCK IS BIG ."
nj:"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW I'M BLIND DUMBASS."
yg:"say one more word and your walking stick gets it ."
nj:" oh so you're gonna threaten me with my own walking stick well guess what demon I have this ugly toy that I found lying across the house and it reeks of your disgusting energy so if u break that stick I'll rip this toy in half,GOT IT ."
Yg:"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH MANGNUNCULUS OR I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS ."
Nj:"THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU DEMON IMMA CAST A SPELL ON YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU SUFFER ."
Yg:"DO IT , YOU REALLY THINK YOUR WEAK MAGIC STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST ME."
Namjoon flipped the pages of his spell book furiously and suddenly landed his finger on a certain spell and begin to chant it on the top of his lungs .
"I NAMJOON ORDER THEE DEMON TO BE BANISHED AT ONCE BEGONUS THOTIMUS DEMONUS."
nothing happened
"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE , YOU STUPID HUMAN I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR WEAK MAGIC STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST ME ." Yoongi laughed .
"Wait let me try again ,I NAMJ-." Namjoon's mouth was covered by Yoongi's hand
"I've had enough of your screeching voice it hurts my ears I already told you that your magic is worthless because to fully banish a demon you must look it in the eye and then cast your spell but for you that's a disadvantage cause you're blind " said Yoongi as he laughed at namjoon .
Suddenly Yoongi's hand felt wet he looked closely and saw tears flow from Namjoon's eyes , namjoon was crying and sobbing quietly .
"Uhhhhhhhh why are you crying bro ?." Asked Yoongi concerned for namjoon .
Nj:"You hurt my feelings bro , I didn't choose to be blind it just happened I never wanted to be blind , you demons are cruel ."
Yg:"I mean we're demons so being heartless and cruel is kinda our brand ."
Nj:" just go away I want to be alone right now ."
Yoongi backed away quietly and went to his bedroom and lied on his mattress , he formed small fire bubbles from his fingers and blew them away out of boredom , he knew that demons were supposed to be heartless , cruel and vile but why did he feel so wrong , he hasn't felt such feelings in well over a 1000 years of living .
Yoongi couldn't handle the emotions no more he tried sleeping them off but it just didn't feel right , he hated himself for doing this because wit meant that his demon pride would have to be sacrificed but oh well Yoongi didn't give two shits about being a proper demon , he knew he had to do the right thing .
Yoongi went into the living room and saw namjoon across the floor with his eyes closed his hands were laid across his chest , he looked like corpse but a corpse wouldn't look this good lying down .
nj:"I said leave me alone ."
Yg:" I have to say something ."
Nj:" I don't want to hear it I'm sad ."
Yg:"Well I don't care I have to say it ."
Nj:"Fuck you ."
Yg:"I'd let you but you'd have to be more nice ."
Nj:"Ugh just say what you have to say and leave alone to my sadness I'm not in the mood for further arguments ."
Yg:"I'm sorry ."
Nj:"What ?."
Yg:"I said what I said I am not gonna repeat it ."
Nj:"Say it again ."
Yg:"NO I SHALL NOT."
namjoon let out a few sniffles and sighed sadly .
Yg:"YOU HUMANS ARE IRRITATING, OK I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, IM SORRY OK I know what I said was rude and highly offensive but you did insult my way of living ."
Nj:"The way you live on that mattress is sadder than me."
Yg:"IM telling you right now that your kneecaps are gonna be gone if you say one more word about my mattress ."
Nj:"I won't take back my words your mattress is horrible , but I can buy you a new one ."
Yg:" you can do that , but won't that require a large sum of souls to buy another mattress ."
Nj:"No we don't use souls here we use money ."
Yg:"What's money ?."
Nj:"Like souls , money is used by humans to get what they want ."
Yg:"Can you buy blood wine from money ."
Nj:"Yeah sure , but I think over here they won't give you actual blood as wine ."
Yg:"Humans are weak , us demons drink blood like how you humans drink water , its fucking delicious ."
Nj:"I mean you can always catch some animal and drink its blood with a bottle of vodka on the side ."
Yg:"That's disgusting I will never hurt a pure and precious animal."
Nj:"You're the softest demon I've ever met ."
Yg:"I am not soft do you not feel this chest it's rock solid."
Yoongi grabs Namjoon's hands and places them on his chest .
Yg:"See they're hard ."
Nj:"You got some rock nipples bro ."
Yg:"Haven't you seen your own chest those are the biggest pair of chest I've seen on a male human."
Nj:"Hey bro don't insult my man tits I worked hard for them , you need to do a certain amount of exercise to be able to achieve the perfect fat to muscle ratio in these pecs ."
Yg:"Hmm I guess you're right , let me feel them ."
Yoongi places his hands on Namjoon's chest and gives them a firm squeeze .
Yg:"Well I be damned these are some nice tits ."
Nj:"Ahhh stop bro you're squeezing too much I'm sensitive ."
Yoongi saw Namjoon's cheeks flush pink and he thought to himself that namjoon looked really pretty , he wished namjoon could see himself .
Yg:"Uhhhhh namjoon ?."
Nj:"What ?."
Yg:"You ever wanted to get your sight back ."
Nj:"WHAT OF COURSE I WOULD SELL MY LEFT LUNG JUST TO SEE AGAIN ."
Yg:"I can grant you , your sight but for that you would have to be mines ."
Nj:"Hey bro I'm not into the whole slave thing I like my freedom ."
Yg:"Not slave you imbecile you'll have to be my mate ."
Nj:"You mean we gotta marry , listen bro I'm not big on commitment so I dunno if I'll be up for marriage ."
Yg:"No not marriage that's a bit too much for me too I meant we would have to be friends and would not have to break each other's trust ."
Nj:"I mean if it's to get back my vision I'll do it , even though we both didn't start off at good terms ."
Yg:" Before I give you your vision , you must take me to the place where you first lost your vision "
Nj:"Ummm I don't think I'd like to go back there again it makes me sick ."
Yg:"Come on namjoon trust me I can help you gain your vision back and think about it your shaman magic will be more effective once you see and cast your spells ."
Nj:"Ugh OK well go tomorrow ."
Yg:"Alright ."
It's the next day and namjoon and Yoongi get ready to head out
Nj:" Ummm I know I can't see but I think you should change into I don't know into a human at least so that people won't see me with a demon ."
Yg:"That doesn't matter humans can't see demons unless a demon wants them to see him ."
Nj:"Well then how did I knew that you were a demon ."
Yg:"You felt my energy ,because of your gift of Shamanism ."
Nj:"Oh OK let's go I don't want to be late ."
Namjoon and Yoongi walk the streets and finally arrive to the destination , to Yoongi's surprise it was a sunflower field which confused Yoongi as to how namjoon lost his vision in a sunflower field .
Yg:"Hey you sure this is the place ."
Nj:"Yeah it is."
Yg:"But how did you lose your sight in a sunflower field ?."
Nj:"It's embarrassing I don't want to talk about it ."
Yg:"Hey remember the promise you will be my friend and I would have to know everything about you so just tell me how you lost your vision in a place like this ."
Nj:"Ugh ok,..... well it was a hot summer day and I was just lying in the sunflower field and for some odd reason I wanted to see how long I could stare into the sun so I just stared and stared and the next day I woke up and realised I was blind ."
Yoongi was left in shock and started to question the human race , he just couldn't wrap his head around the fact that humans could be so eccentric , but just like always he didn't questions much .
Yg:"OK remove your glasses , and come closer to me ."
Namjoon did as he was told and stepped forward , Yoongi realised that even in his demon form namjoon was a bit taller than him and he had such nice skin , but before getting to distracted Yoongi continued with his spell , he placed his hands on Namjoon's eyes and started chanting on the top of his lungs ,
Yg:"IN THE NAME OF THE ALL POWERFUL DEMON GODS RYUK, MOHI AND VALAK I YOONGI CAST THIS SPELL OF SIGHT ON THEE HUMAN NAMJOON AND ORDER YOU TOO BLESS HIM."
Red smoke emerged from the palms of Yoongi hand and they went inside Namjoon's eyes
Nj:"Ah shit bro this stings the fuck are you doing ?."
Yg:"Don't open your eyes yet there is still one step left."
After the red smoke cleared Yoongi brought his face closer to namjoon and kissed both of eyes softly .
Yg:"There you can open your eyes now ."
Namjoon slowly opened his eyes and took a while to adjust to the sudden change in brightness but after a few moment he finally adjusted .
Nj:"OH MY GOD I CAN SEE OH MY GOD I CAN SEE WOAH EYE- ."
Namjoon fell to his knees and started crying ,
Yg:"Uhhhhhh why are you crying ?."
Nj:" I don't know I'm just overfilled with joy right now ."
Yg:"Humans are weird you cry when your sad and you cry when you're happy what a waste if good tears."
Nj:"What do demons do when they're happy?."
Yg:"Well for me I just hug my sweet dog mangnunculus."
Nj:"You mean that ugly horse toy how is that a dog."
Yg:"Horses are the devils dogs and no I wasn't talking about that toy I meant my actual dog back in the demon realm that toy just reminds me of mangnunculus."
Nj:"I'm sorry I said that I'll rip it's head off I didn't know it reminded you of your actual dog I think that's cute ."
Yg:"Yeah I miss her Alot , I don't think the other demons would care for her if only I didn't act so impulsively against the demon king I wouldn't have abandoned mangnunculus."
Nj:"That demon king can suck my fat cock ."
Yg:"Make it two fat cocks ."
Nj:"Your cock isn't just fat it's fucking huge bro what you do to make it so big ."
Yg:"Filthy human we demons are built to be big unlike you who have useless fragile bodies ."
Nj:" Hey that's not cool bro I love my body it's soft and it feels nice to grab my tits whenever I'm stressed I bet your rock boobs can't relate ."
Yg:"That's true these hard things not the best thing to lie on top of ."
Nj:"Hey Yoongi ?."
Yg:"What is it Namjoon ?."
Nj:"Thanks for giving me my gift of sight back Yoongi I'm grateful to have you ."
Yg:"Yeah whatever ." said Yoongi smiling softly.
~end.