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2019-06-09
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The Delinquents

Summary:

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
Murphy did you change my name again?

๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง
I'd never

๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ
that's a fucking lie

๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐
dont be mad because he exposed your dad kink

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
Shut up Jasper

๐€๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ
Murphy be like "teach me how to tie my shoes dad" and Bellamy jizzes his pants

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
I can't believe I'm being kink shamed by Miller of all people. This is a new low.

alternatively titled the gays are rising

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ซ๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’๐’’๐’–๐’†๐’๐’•๐’”

๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ
BELLAMY BLAKE IS A BOTTOM

๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ
tea

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
Good morning, it's very early for you to start telling lies

๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ
now that I have everyone's attention, a bitch is graduating in a week

๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง
we know

๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ
i just want to know how it feels to be stuck in college for another year

๐€๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ
like shit, next

๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐š ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ง
morning orgasm should be law

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
Just going too ignore that

๐Œ๐จ๐ฆ ๐…๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐
where is the lie

๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ซ๐จ๐ž'๐ฌ ๐›๐ข๐ญ๐œ๐ก
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

๐ฌ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐๐ฒ
bitch me too the fuck have you seen clarke

๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐
what about the bi's

๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ซ๐จ๐ž'๐ฌ ๐›๐ข๐ญ๐œ๐ก
THIS IS A GAYS ONLY EVENT GO HOME

๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง
GAYS ARE BETTER THAN BI'S AND PAN'S AND ACE SORRY :(

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
As a Bi representer I'm gonna have to disagree honey

๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐
yeah! We funky pansexual's have Raven and Monroe

๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐
we stay winning

๐ฌ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐๐ฒ
gays have Me. Miller. Murphy. Harper. Luna

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
Bi's UNITE

๐Œ๐จ๐ฆ ๐…๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐
gang

๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐š ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ง
GANG

๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ž
gang

๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ
THE LACK OF TASTE LINCON

๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐ก๐š๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ
anyways Aesexual's will rise up and take of the world

๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ
WHERE IS THE LIE

๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง
I just imagined liking girls and threw up in my mouth

๐…๐ข๐ง๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ
okay but hetrosexuals?

๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ž
this is the wrong group chat bud

๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง
GET THE FUCK OUT

๐€๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ
bro who keeps adding him to the gc

๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐ก๐š๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ
I thought he'd behave

๐€๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ
why

๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ
When has he ever?

Notes:

๐๐ข๐  ๐๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌโ€ฃ ๐‘๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐‘๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ
๐๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒโ€ฃ ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ ๐†๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง
๐ƒ๐š๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒโ€ฃ ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ค๐ž
๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐งโ€ฃ ๐‰๐จ๐ก๐ง ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒ
๐€๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌโ€ฃ ๐๐š๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐Œ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ
๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐š ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ ๐จ๐งโ€ฃ ๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐š ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ค๐ž
๐Œ๐จ๐ฆ ๐…๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐โ€ฃ ๐‚๐ฅ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž ๐†๐ซ๐ข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง
๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ซ๐จ๐ž'๐ฌ ๐›๐ข๐ญ๐œ๐กโ€ฃ ๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Œ๐œ๐ˆ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ๐ซ๐ž
๐ฌ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐๐ฒโ€ฃ ๐‹๐ž๐ฑ๐š
๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐โ€ฃ ๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐‰๐จ๐ซ๐๐š๐ง
๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐žโ€ฃ ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ง
๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐ก๐š๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ซโ€ฃ ๐Œ๐š๐ฒ๐š ๐•๐ข๐ž
๐…๐ข๐ง๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญโ€ฃ ๐…๐ข๐ง๐ง ๐‚๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ
๐จ๐œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿโ€ฃ ๐‹๐ฎ๐ง๐š
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