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Deku Makes a Dick Appointment

Summary:

Sexual matchmaking is the hot new trend of matching couples together based on how sexually compatible they are.

Life as an omega pro hero has made it impossible for him to date, and the last few he and been on had been extremely disappointing in the bedroom area. So here was in front of the matchmaking house about to get dicked.

Notes:

hey i wrote another abo somehow.

they are both much older and high in the ranks but haven't seen each other in a hot minuet.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Breaking the dry spell with a splash

Chapter Text

Izuku is a little red in the face as he walks into the building he still can't believe Ochako talked him into this. She had gotten him drunk and made him fill out the online questionnaire that asked all about his sexual preferences and kinks and then he got an email later telling him to be here on this day and time for 2 hours of sexual compatibility matchmaking introductions.

It's been a growing trend in the last few years or so, a blend of speed dating and a blind date, meeting people by fucking them before introducing yourselves face to face.

 

The building is pretty nondescript and has a nice spa like interior the receptionist takes his paperwork and gives him a number, 12, and sends him on to the door on the left where a young lady takes him to the shower areas to get prepped which includes stretching himself on a dildo plug to keep him open and stretched. She then leads him to a row of ten doors and puts him in the one labeled 12.

"So is this your first time here sir?"

"Yes"

"All right so I'm going to give you our quick run down ok," she waits for him to nod before she continues "You will be laying face down on this seat," she says, pointing to what looks like a massage table backed up to a wall with a cushioned hole cut into it. "It is very comfortable and your back half will be out in the other room.”

She then points to the device attached to the head of the table. "Now here is the control, this shows you what bachelor number you are on, these two here are your yes and no, if you feel compatible with one press the yes or no if you don't feel it, and this big one in the middle is stop, if you are in any pain or it hurts an attendant will come over and your current bachelor will get a note on the other side telling them to stop.”

“Now there are 10 bachelors today so we are going to do a five minuet then switch there will also be a 10 min rest period halfway through where we will come in and check on you and bring anything you need. After the hour is up any of the matches we have will be paired up in private rooms for about an hour and then you can reveal your faces if you want.”

“How do you keep the identities hidden?”

“One of the owners makes these cloths that wrap around the head and it obscures sight and sound and when it's own you can see the general shape and you can hear the words but they will look very anonymous and sound generic. You can take the mask off at anytime during the last hour if you want but it is recommended to keep them on until you decide if personality wise you are compatible, leaving appearances to the very last.”

Izuku takes off his robe and gets situated on the massage table sliding his legs through the hole. The attendant messes with the controls on the wall and the hole closes around him more snugly. “Alright Mr. 12 is everything comfortable nothing pinching, alright it will be about another 10 before we get started. “ she says before she walked out of the room leaving Izuku to himself.

It feels a little odd to be half hanging out of a hole in the wall but his feet can touch the floor on the other side and the table is comfortable and there is a nice calming chamomile smell to the air. The dildo that is stretching his ass feels nice. For the next ten minuets relaxing and feeling horny.

When the hands touch his ass he jumps a little before relaxing. Mr. 1 strokes up and down his legs and massages his ass for a second before slowly pulling the toy out of his ass and bringing lubed fingers to his hole and stretching him. It sends a pleasant zing up Izuku’s spine as his dick twitches to attention.

He slides his dick in a little more roughly then Izuku usually likes and sets a decent pace the dick is long and thin not really much of a challenge and the guy kept groping his ass it was kind of a boring fuck and his dick only finds his prostate a few times and they cant seem to find a good rhythm. It seemed to take ages for the time to come up and he was kind of relieved when the timer dings.

He gets about ten seconds of reprieve before a second pair of hands touch him.

 

Mr. 2 was a little more interesting his hands had a more smooth texture and he spends more time fingering him before fucking him nice and fast. His dick is hard and unyielding and almost unpleasantly cool, but he seems to have more of an understanding of where the prostate was located. Izuku can feel himself getting slick. And he is a little disappointed when the timer dings.

 

Mister 3 had huge hands and two of his fingers feel like three of Mr. 2 and he was glad that he was already stretched out because mister three was a monster he spent an extra minute stretching him out on his fingers and Izuku was glad for it because Mr. 3 was huge. And he went slowly inch my inch as he gently stroked Izuku's ass and thighs.

He felt like he was splitting open it felt like ages before he bottomed out and leaving Izuku gasping. Izuku almost taps out with this one, he is not really a size queen and this is really might be too much for him. he feels Mr. 3 reach down and give Izuku's dick a little attention it's the first time his dicks been touched all day and 3 is keeping g his hips still letting him adjust to the stretch. After a second he gives his hips a gently thrust backwards and 3 slowly and shallowly begins to thrust each time nailing his prostate with each slow drag. And it really only feels like they got started before the timer goes off.

 

Mr. 4 gives him a few smacks on his ass which sends a delightful shiver through Izuku his hand have neatly clipped nails that are still a bit long as they drag across his ass in a very pleasant way. His dick feels strange as he drags it across his ass he can definitely tell that it is not a standard human dick the shape and texture are completely different. And the texture! "Is that scales?"

When it finally penetrates the difference is electrifying the shape hitting differently inside him as Mr. 4 slowly fucks him nice and deep each time bottoming out sending lovely jolts of pleasure through his nerves, he tries to push back as much as he can. But Mr. 4 holds his hips still and continues to fuck him slow and deep zeroing in on his prostate and nailing it directly with each pass.

 

Mr. 5 sticks it in him without too much prep-work and fucks him hard and fast and it is almost too much he is holding onto the edge of the table and riding out one of the roughest fucks of his life. Especially after the slow torture session that Mr. 4 gave he just before it has him cumming with a gasp and a moan and his toes curl as he rides out the after shocks.

 

He is panting and sweating by the time that the bell signals the break. Another attendant come in with a towel and a bottle of water. She wipes off his back as he sips the water. "Is everything going alright? Do you need anything else?" She asks.

"Oh no I'm fine, it's just a little more intense than I thought it would be it is really a fight of stamina."

"Well you are halfway there keep fighting." She replies as she leaves his stall.

 

Mr. 6 presses his legs together and fucks Izuku's thighs while at the same time sticking his fingers in his ass spreading his rim with his thumbs till Izuku squirms and then leisurely fucking him with three then four fingers exploring and stroking his insides and zeroing in on his prostate. It's is such a sweet torture. And when the timer goes up he is both glad and disappointed.

 

Mr. 7 is different, his hands and large and strong he pulls his cheeks apart his thumb slowly circling his tender leaking hole before his hand disappears before coming back to finger him, a few gentle thrusts later he adds a third going deep enough to brush his prostate. Izuku jumps and moans at the touch to his already sensitive place. The man removes his fingers and the most perfect cock slides inside him. It is like this cock was made for him the perfect length and curve and thickness. Where some of the others had been quick this guy slid in slowly before pausing for a second and then setting a shallow even pace.

And honestly he had been having some negative thoughts about the whole sexual compatibility but lord this cock was the best cock he had ever had. It was thick enough for him to feel it without feeling like he was going to split open like mister 3.

 

Mr. 7 was picking up pace giving Izuku the best dicking of his life hitting his prostate with every other thrust. His hands holding his hips firmly as Izuku thrusts back as much as he could clamping hard on the dick in his ass. He gives hips a little bit of a wiggle which earns him a lovely smack to his ass that has him moaning and pushing back even more on the world's most perfect dick. Each thrust sending him closer and closer to climax. His blood was thrumming as his heart pounded in his chest. And then Mr. Perfect picks up one of his legs and it changes the angle of his thrusts just enough to have him cumming dick untouched.

 

And he had never been more disappointed with the 5 minute timer went off and mister perfect slowed his thrusts and gently pulls out with a final squeeze to his hips in parting.

 

The last three bachelors blend together in a vaguely dissatisfied fuck because none of them were lucky number 7. When the final timer sounds he lays on the table gasping for a few minutes until the attendant comes back in with a robe and a towel and a wide strip of black cloth.

She releases him for the wall and pulls him back into the other side and helps him with a quick wipe down and into the robe.

"How are you feeling sir."

"Amazing, sore, sticky."

"Well let's see if we can do something about a few of those" she leads him back the the private bath again and gives him his privacy to clean up. The shower felt nice and refreshing especially after an hour long marathon of getting fucked.

 

He leaves the bath in the robe and the face-mask in place and his attendant is there with a smile and a key card.

"Congratulations Mr. 12 you have a perfect match! You each selected each other during the blind compatibility test and you both have the exact same checks on the questionnaire."

"Which one was it?

"Bachelor number 7."

Izuku feels a pulse of heat and slick at the number and by the time they led him to the private room he was more energized. He tightens the knot on the obscurity mask and enters the room.