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A shrill beeping comes from somewhere near Dean Winchester’s head. A beeping that has been going on for roughly ten minutes now, with no moved made to stop it. “Oh for fuck’s sake, I’m up, I’m up.” With a groan, he throws the pillow from his face and snakes an arm over to the bedside dresser, to answer his phone. “What is so important you had to call me at the break of dawn?”, he snaps.
“Uh, you do know it’s 3 in the afternoon right?”
“That changes nothing Sammy, get to it.”
“You have your fitting in like 2 hours, man and Jess is on my case to get you here already. Like she is scary quiet right now and I need you to hurry up and come get me now before she thinks nothing is going to go as planned.”
Dean chuckles, before he starts to cough due to a dry throat, “Hey, little bro, you’re the one that decided he couldn’t wait another two months to get married.”
“Dean, come on man,” Sam whines, “Just hurry up will you.”
“When my day comes just know I will be calling you during your hibernations you damn moose.”
He shuts the phone before Sam can get his last word in, throwing the phone to the side.
A chime goes off, alerting him to a new text.
NEW MESSAGE FROM SAMMY:
Moose don’t hibernate. Jerk.
With a smile wide on his face, despite his rude wake up, he replies back.
You learn something new everyday. Bitch.