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Published:
2019-09-12
Completed:
2020-04-09
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16,129
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25/25
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Summary:

Late one night, Jane found herself in an online chat room for Harvard alums. She and the user youweremadetoberuled hit it off and began a strange, anonymous friendship.

Notes:

This was initially just posted on Tumblr as it was "screenshots" of messages between Jane and Loki. I'm going to link to each "chat" on Tumblr so you can see it in its original glory. Here, however, it will be just plain old texts.

A thousand thanks to HitMeWithAnAxeOneTime for helping me fix the originally botched Norwegian!

(This first installment is significantly shorter than the rest!)

Chapter 1

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lorentziantw86: Post hostile take-over blues?

youweremadetoberuled: And jetlag. All this travel is really quite tedious.

lorentziantw86: I kinda have a hard time pitying the wealthy businessman.

youweremadetoberuled: You would if you could see the puppy dog eyes I'm making at my phone right now. It's embarrassing.

lorentziantw86: LOL! Probably. I'm a total sucker for sad eyes.

youweremadetoberuled: 😁 I heard a joke today and thought of you.

lorentziantw86: Oh, yeah?

youweremadetoberuled: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

lorentziantw86: (I'm going to regret this.) Why?

youweremadetoberuled: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum. And when they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

lorentziantw86: OMG That is the worst one yet.

youweremadetoberuled: You laughed. Admit it. 

lorentziantw86: I admit nothing. 😝
Unfortunately, I have to go. My model finished generating. Good luck with your layover. Be nice to the flight attendants! 😉