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Tinker Hell is online.
Tinker Hell: GUYS!
Tinker Hell: YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Sam: You shrunk yourself down and crawled into someone’s ear?
Tinker Hell: NO!
Tinker Hell: Well, yes
Tinker Hell: But not recently
Sam: Damn, I had money on that one
Tinker Hell: Stop betting on me!
Tinker Hell: We’ve already proven that online banking doesn’t work using this thing
Tinker Hell: So no one would be able to pay you anyway
Green_Fenrir: I still won that bet anyway.
Tinker Hell: I just said that we can’t send money using this thing…
Sam: We can always bet with pride instead of money
Green_Fenrir: yeah like @Sam said, I just got a nice ego boost out of that bet.
Onebigmistake: Okay I'm going to guess that you did something similar to what I just did and saved Uraraka Ochako from a giant robot?
Tinker Hell: Sometimes I forget that we’re all experiencing the same thing
Green_Fenrir: And how did your saving of Uraraka go? I broke both my arms.
Sam: You did what?
Green_Fenrir: Broke both my arms? Did I stutter?
Sam: H O W ?
Tinker Hell: WHAT?!
Green_Fenrir: I thought it would be a great idea to block the Zero Pointer’s step with both my arms… used that to tip it backwards.
Tinker Hell: Did it work?
Green_Fenrir: The bigger they are, the bigger the fall. That’s a yes.
Tinker Hell: So how did you break your arms?
Green_Fenrir: The force of the zero-pointer stepping on me was too much.
Sam: Uh, what’s a zero-pointer? I feel like I’m missing out on something important here
Green_Fenrir: HUUUUUUGE robot from the UA entrance exam.
Sam: YOU GUYS GO TO TRY OUT FOR UA?
Tinker Hell: In that case
Tinker Hell: yeah
Tinker Hell: I saved some girl from a big robot
Tinker Hell: Guess you did guess what just happened
Onebigmistake: I turned into Kacchan and blew up the zero pointer because my sister was in danger.
Onebigmistake: I'm pretty sure UA didn't realize that almost all of the top scorers knew each other before UA - gotta go, I need to change the legal names of at least five of my siblings.
Green_Fenrir: Kacchan and I are like inseparable in my world. We might go pro as a duo.
Green_Fenrir: @Tinker Hell but how? I mean how did you save her?
Green_Fenrir: And @Sam: Uhhhh yeah? Can’t you try out for UA too?
Sam: @Green_Fenrir No?? UA?? Is too?? Prestigious??
Feline Fiiine is online.
Onebigmistake: Fair, Eraserhead was probably fuming, because a kid with the quirk of a vigilante he's been trying to find for years just entered the entrance exam but he can't put a face to them because of that kid not having a face, not a legal one anyway.
Green_Fenrir: Wait what? Who’s the vigilante? What? No Face? Send help I’m lost.
Feline Fiiine: vigilante, no face? what have I walked in on?
Tinker Hell: Did you know that all the robots have an “OFF” button?
Tinker Hell: Really easy to find it if you can shrink down
Green_Fenrir: @Tinker Hell well not all of us work with Peter Pan.
Sam: Why is someone a vigilante? Why are you a vigilante? What even is your universe?
Feline Fiiine: ^^^^^
Feline Fiiine: feel fur-ee to explain ;3c
Green_Fenrir: *groans* nooooo, not the cat puns. I’m kinda glad we’re in different universes @Feline Fiiine, your cat genes and my wolf genes sound like a recipe for disaster.
Sam: I appreciate your puns @Feline Fiiine
Feline Fiiine: 1. fur-tunately, I have more than enough to go around @Sam
Feline Fiiine: 2. excuse you, my puns are meow-vellous @Green_Fenrir but, honestly, that’s fair.
Onebigmistake: I'm a vigilante because the heroes have done nothing in poor neighborhoods and anywhere there isn't media attention. I've rescued enough kids to know that.
Feline Fiiine: so you’re fur real? you’re like, litter-ally a vigilante?
Onebigmistake: Yep. So are my siblings. I technically have a doctorate, too, but we don't really talk about that.
Feline Fiiine: You have siblings?
Tinker Hell: I find the fact that one of us isn’t an only child amazing
IzuDon’t is online.
IzuDon’t: Siblings you say?
IzuDon’t: I have 19 of them. You want one?
Tinker Hell: Even if I said yes
Tinker Hell: I don’t think you could send them to me
Sam: I have a few hundred … kids? Siblings? Subordinates? I’m not sure.
Sam: Can’t vouch for all of them though
Sam: Anyway, I really don’t need any more, please keep your siblings
IzuDon’t: Probably for the best. Most of them would probably just steal your food and come back anyway
Sam: Oh god no
Tinker Hell: Why?
Tinker Hell: Do you not feed them enough?
IzuDon’t: WE DO
IzuDon’t: But they will eat EVERYTHING
IzuDon’t: Don’t give them apples. We already had a war over them
Tinker Hell: An actual war?
Tinker Hell: Like, in the streets?
IzuDon’t: I may have almost been stabbed. Pillow guts were everywhere. Someone was on the ceiling because Chako didn’t want them to interfere
Sam: The fact you have to specify is terrifying
Tinker Hell: Who was on the ceiling?
Tinker Hell: And who’s “Chako”?
Green_Fenrir: Ok, sounds selfish but I’m glad I am an only child.
IzuDon’t: My sister!
IzuDon’t: I think it was Shouto on the ceiling, but it might’ve been Kacchan
Green_Fenrir: Wouldn’t want to burden any potential sibling with a quirk like mine.
Tinker Hell: You’re a… vampire, right?
Green_Fenrir: WOLF… I’m a werewolf. I don’t want anything to do with that sparkling corpse.
IzuDon’t: PUPPY
IzuDon’t: Eri would love you
Green_Fenrir: *sullen stare* not a puppy.
Tinker Hell: Eh, close enough
Green_Fenrir: If anything you’re closer… I bet you sparkle too and drop fairy dust.
Tinker Hell: …
Tinker Hell: I don’t drop fairy dust…
Green_Fenrir: Liar liar pants on fire.
IzuDon’t: If I have faith and trust can I fly?
Tinker Hell: First: I only sparkle under the light of the moon!
Tinker Hell: Second: I do not drop fairy dust
Green_Fenrir: *shrugs* Same difference.
Sam: I can’t?? Be sure?? If you’re all?? Being serious?? Or not??
IzuDon’t: So I CAN fly?
Sam: @IzuDon’t I don’t know, please do not attempt this without at least three mattresses
Green_Fenrir: I don’t know. Can you? I dare you… I double dare you.
IzuDon’t: I mean, I jumped off a building and drop kicked a villain yesterday? So yes?
Green_Fenrir: That’s just landing with style. We can all land with style here.
Sam: Speak for yourself
Tinker Hell: Look at these people being all basic
Tinker Hell: I don’t need help to fly!
Green_Fenrir: No, because you drop fairy dust.
Tinker Hell: I saw a guy on the news once that dropped fairy dust
Tinker Hell: Died of an overdose
Sam: You said that a little too casually
IzuDon’t: I can make pixie dust too. It’s called a glitter bomb
Feline Fiiine: I leave for one minute and people are already talking about flying and jumping off buildings
IzuDon’t: I’ve been told I am problematic
Feline Fiiine: purr-oblematic*. continue.
Green_Fenrir: @IzuDon’t same.
IzuDon’t: So you break your bones too?
Green_Fenrir: Yup! I broke both my arms like 2 days ago!
IzuDon’t: Cool! I broke my wrist the other day!
IzuDon’t: Mom wasn’t happy
Green_Fenrir: My mother wasn’t either, but she also just face-palmed
Tinker Hell: Was I the only one that didn’t break my body during the exam?!
Sam: How are you all so chill with breaking bones ?
IzuDon’t: I’ve been breaking them for…almost 5 years now? Being a vigilante gets me a lot of those
Sam: Thats?? Not?? Healthy??
IzuDon’t: Neither is the amount of sugar Toshi eats on a daily basis yet here we are
Green_Fenrir: @Feline Fiiine go away furball.
Green_Fenrir: I mean, breaking bones is somewhat recent for me, but I did/do injure myself a lot trying to keep sane during the full moon. Mostly I bite and scratch myself. Have some nasty scars too.
Feline Fiiine: @Green_Fenrir excuse you. you’re furry too. hy-purr-crite.
Green_Fenrir: Not all the time I’m not! Also I don’t spit out hairballs.
Feline Fiiine: it’s not like I choose to spit out hairballs! and it’s not all that common! so shhh
Green_Fenrir: *grins wolfishly* Fine. Let’s join the rest of the crazies down there.
Sam: How am I the one encountering mutated animals and a giant magic prison on a daily basis and yet I seem to be the most normal here?
IzuDon’t: Buddy, no one with 19 siblings and is a vigilante that willingly chases Eraserhead can be normal
Sam: I??
Tinker Hell: You know
Tinker Hell: One day I want to meet you two, @Green_Fenrir @Feline Fiiine
Tinker Hell: Just so I can see if you like ear scritches
Green_Fenrir: Touch my ears and I’ll eat you pixie
Feline Fiiine: I accept and appreciate all ear scritches.
IzuDon’t: Cool, I’ll bring my little siblings and Peeve
Sam: Crap. Got a situation, other mes. I’ll be back if I live through the next hour.
Sam is offline.
IzuDon’t: He dead
Green_Fenrir: Yeah, I need to leave for real too. See you sometime other mes!
Green_Fenrir is offline.
IzuDon’t: And then there were … however many people are left here
Tinker Hell: He’s totally getting scritched if I ever meet him
Feline Fiiine: I agree.
IzuDon’t: Think my brother could talk to him? He can talk to animals. Maybe he won’t eat us then
Feline Fiiine: eat you? naww, he’s paw-sitively harmlessss. he’s more bark than bite.
Tinker Hell: I mean
Tinker Hell: He might eat you
Tinker Hell: But that’s only because you’re a cat
Tinker Hell: A cat that goes out of its way to annoy him
IzuDon’t: Maybe Chako or Hanta can stick him to the ceiling. Can’t bite us if he can’t reach us
Tinker Hell: But then he’d be on the ceiling!
Tinker Hell: How are we meant to scritch him then!
Feline Fiiine: well, yeah, i’m the one here most likely to get eaten. but he has to catch me first =^òwó^=
IzuDon’t: Plan B: Hanta tapes him to the floor
IzuDon’t: That or Meimei can test another one of her “babies”
Feline Fiiine: ...babies.
IzuDon’t: That’s what she calls her inventions. Have a problem with it?
Feline Fiiine: ... babies.
Feline Fiiine: introduce me to this person right this instant.
IzuDon’t: ...I am now rethinking my decision to mention my sister
Feline Fiiine: you should be.
Tinker Hell: So
Tinker Hell: What I’ve learned is that we’re either an only child, or have way too many siblings
Tinker Hell: There doesn’t seem to be an in between
IzuDon’t: Nope! :D
Feline Fiiine: sounds about right.
Tinker Hell: Getting late
Tinker Hell: I’m going to bed
Tinker Hell is offline.
IzuDon’t: I’d better go bef- rextrcytvuybunm
IzuDon’t is offline.
Feline Fiiine: oh geez. i’m off to take a catnap or something.
Feline Fiiine is offline
Onebigmistake: oof. I left my computer open but wow, that's a lot of messages.
