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Alright, so we get that Class A had kind of sort of got Bakugou and Izuku together after seeing the obvious character development and sexual tension between them. Correct? True? Okay, so. They’re extremely proud of their babies actually getting together as the legendary Wonder Duo and power couple. Buuut, there were some who had many mixed feelings about this relationship. Don’t get the students wrong! They love seeing the growing relationship between the two. Except, that’s the problem...a growing relationship also had growing sexual tension. Throughout the years, now as Class 3A, Bakudeku has been going at it like freaking animals. They didn’t know about this information until Grapehead, they don’t know how he’s still in Class A either, held a mandatory dorm meeting.
He’s a bit taller but still short. The growth spurt he received was being more stupid in the head. However, he wasn’t being a pervert at all during this moment.
He coughed with his face flushed red. Mineta? The fucking perverted crackhead who sexually harassed the girls until Asui had to beat his ass? That Mineta? Actually, blushing? Just what the hell is he blushing about?
“Uhm...so anyone…ever like-“ he coughed, “like caught Midoriya and Bakugou like...banging?”
No one replied. Jirou did seconds later.
“As the years went by, you started to be perverted towards women and men, so isn’t that a wet dream for you?”
“Yes but no! My dorm is right beside Izuku’s, and I swear ever since they got together, I’ve been losing countless sleep and pornhub time!”
“Of fucking course.” Asui croaked.
“Hey! It’s self-care, and I can’t pamper myself when I’m hearing Midoriya scream like a pornstar!”
“Isn’t that what you want?” Denki asked? Sero and Kirishima nodded along.
“Yes but NO! Midoriya is an A+, but Bakugou will make me flaccid because he’s scary! Also because I always see them at the wrong time! Every time I caught them, Bakugou swore he will rip me to shreds and feed me to a llama!”
“Why a llama?” Ashido wondered. Mineta screeched out of frustration.
“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!” He looked at Yuga and Tokoyami.
“PLEASE TELL THEM I’M NOT BULLSHITTING!”
Yuga’s sparkling dwindled. He sighed.
“ Oui . Let’s just say the very much expensive earplugs that promise to block out any sounds are a bunch of paninis. It’s getting a bad review on yelp.” He sparkled, feeling like White Mom Ms. Karen. The class noted that information and looked at Tokoyami.
Tokoyami croaked, “Believe it.” The BakuSquad chuckling while thinking of Naruto while the others gasped. Even Tokoyami? Darkness compels my souuuul, Tokoyami? Even he said Mineta wasn’t spewing bullshit like a clown?
They were going to give their attention back to Mineta, but...oh no. Oh please god no! Not Todoroki! The good boy had his hand raised with a thousand-yard stare plastered on his face. He lowered his hand to continue petting Suzy the Turtle. Over the years, Todoroki became more open towards them. It’s a blessing and a curse. For this blunt man held nothing back.
“Let me tell you the tale of how fucking disrespectful they were towards Suzy!” They gasped. Not Suzy the Turtle. They all looked at the top corner of the wall, being entranced by Todoroki’s memory. Sero tipped Denki’s and Ashido’s chin to the wall.
Somehow, an angelic heavenly harp played out.
Todoroki and Suzy the Turtle was having a good day. Todoroki decided Suzy deserved the best and spoiled her rotten. Today was her birthday, so she was heavenly pampered in the pet spa, was able to meet up with her fellow turtles to discuss the latest gossip. Todoroki could tell Suzy and the others were talking shit about the lazy employee Ms. Karen. Not that he can blame them. After that, Todoroki let Suzy let it rip by skateboarding down the street. He knew Suzy felt alive and fast! After that little exercise, they made it to the dorm, heading towards the kitchen. Todoroki shivered with glee. He knew Suzy was going to love the salad he prepared for her. A bowl full of lettuce with all types of vegetables and fruits turtles her species can eat; she’s going to love it! Period Pooh!
They walked into the kitchen, and...Todoroki saw the salad alright. A salad with two muscle boys straight-up fucking beside it. Bakugou had Izuku bent over the table, ass being completely hammered by the way Izuku was squealing with a hentai face on. Todoroki felt tears drop down his face.
“REALLY? IN FRONT OF SUZY’S SALAD?” Izuku hazily looked at him with shame. Bakugou, however, only cockily grinned at him and kept the pounding going.
“T-Todo! I-I am s-sso sooo-FUCK KACCHAN!” Izuku was moaning in full bliss instead of trying to make an actual apology. Todoroki cried even more. Suzy already left his side, crawling towards the living room. He felt crushed. The day was going so swell. He was going to hand feed Suzy her salad like the Queen she is. But now they’re both traumatized by the loud smacking of flesh, Izuku’s cries, and Bakugou’s deep grunts. He lowered his head while going to get the salad. He walked away, picked up Suzy, and barged into Tokoyami’s room to cry in a fetal position, salad wrapped in his arms while Tokoyami watched, totally understanding.
The memory was over, and the class shook their heads in disappointment. Not in front of Suzy’s salad. That is literally so rude and disrespectful. What were they thinking?
Mineta cried. “This isn’t over! I’m going to show you guys just how fucking horny those two are! They’re worse than me I swear!”
The Class felt like they sensed deja vu. Uraraka and Momo pulled out their notepads. They’re ready to gain information for their BakuDeku Bang fanfiction collaboration.
~~
For some reason, the media side of U.A. believed it would be great to start a small series of popular heroic students on their YouTube channel. Of course, Class 3A was insanely popular, so they were the first to be recorded.
Even though this was supposed to be a ten-minute YouTube video, it felt like a fucking hour-long special of reality tv. This shit was better than Meet the Kardashians!
The class was playing Dirty Edition Cards of Humanity when they heard screaming. Jirou stared at the camera as it zoomed on her face.
“They’re at it again.”
“Oh jeez.” Iida sighed, rubbing his eyes behind his glasses. He made a movement to get up and stop whatever Bakudeku’s fussing was, but Mineta stopped him.
He gave a dead stare. “No, you all shall suffer with what I went through.”
They were going to ask what he meant, but the screaming was now blowing out their eardrums.
“I SEE HOW IT IS! DEKU FUCKS WITH WHOEVER HUH?!”
“WHAT THE FUCK KACCHAN! I WAS ONLY TALKING TO MIRIO BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T TALKED IN AWHILE! I WANTED TO KNOW HOW ERI-CHAN WAS DOING!”
“BUT TO HAPPILY JUMP OFF MY LAP WHILE WE WERE KISSING TO ANSWER HIS FACETIME?! WHACK!” He turned around to walk away, but then stopped to face Izuku with a serious expression.
“Is his dick bigger than mine?”
“What the fuck?” Jirou said out loud.
Ashido gapped. “Is Bakugou seriously being insecure about his dick?” Why was he insecure when Izuku always boasted about his huge package? When he says “Little Kacchan” it’s definitely an understatement.
Uraraka pointed at Momo, “Write that down! Write that down!”
Deku gave Bakugou a sour look. “SERIOUSLY KACCHAN! YOU’RE BEING A BITCH ABOUT THIS BECAUSE OF YOUR DICK?”
“FUCK YOU!”
“FUCK ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!”
“I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!” And Bakugou exploded to blast Izuku on the floor and suffocate him with a fiery kiss.
Kirishima gapped at them then at the camera. “They’re literally doing this on live. Why are the cameras still rolling?”
Uraraka stared at the cameras. “Cut the cameras...deadass.”
Denki screeched, “NO FREE PORNOS! A MILLION YEN FOR KINKY BAKUDEKU ACTION!” Mineta cried about how he hear and see it for free. Sero whispered in his ear, “It’s Free Real Estate,” making Mineta cry even harder.
The video ended with Todoroki staring at the camera; his hand covering Suzy the Turtle’s eyes.
The video was trending and received ten-million likes and comments.
AshidoMyBurritos: Whew Chile, Bakudeku fighting over the smallest things and fucking it out instead of talking is a legit fanfiction prompt.
Wei Wuxian is Baby: “I won’t hesitate bitch!” “Cut the cameras...deadass.” Meme references?? Are these future heroes literally just memes?
Baby Yoda: They are and I will 100% devote my life to them. Now about that porno…
Suzy Turtle Bad Af: 👁👄👁 I...why is Baby Yoda bringing up the porno?
BakudekuMemes: He is a cultured and traditional man.
AshidoMyBurritos: This entire fandom is a goddamn mess. Period
~~
All this time being a student at U.A, and they’re just now having a class of Sex Education with Midnight Lady. Midnight Lady sat properly ladylike on her desk while observing her students talk. Her eyes landed on the muscular fireball cuddled with the cute twunk of a bunny. Bakugou had an arm wrapped Izuku’s shoulders, pulling him close while whispering in his ear. Midnight actually shivers. She’s getting absolute sex freak vibes from that boy. Watching Izuku blush and shudder while biting his lips confirm that he’s a total masochist and love being dominated. Midnight doesn’t want to degrade her good student. Izuku has always been hardworking and intelligent, but when it comes to Bakugou with the PDA, he turns into an absolute slut.
The class gasping out of shock made her curse herself. Shit, she literally said that shit out loud. Ignoring Mineta’s, “THANK YOU,” she glanced at the two she accidentally exposed.
Bakugou was smugly staring at her while Izuku was hiding his flushed face on Bakugou’s titties.
“You’re absolutely right Lady. Deku loves it when I fuck him good. When I go slow, he’ll squirm and beg on my cock. When I go fast, he’ll scream and tighten around me. His favorite position is the cowgirl; he loves riding me until I take control. Little shit loves it when I make him squirt multiple times. It’s fucking heaven!”
“Kacchaaan~~” Izuku blushed out of embarrassment because of his shameless boyfriend. However, the class felt their horny senses tingling to the fact that Izuku was enjoying the humiliation.
Momo glanced at Uraraka. “Write down Fifty Shades of Grey. Write that down.” Uraraka scribbled out of adrenaline. Extremely hot and juicy!
Midnight hummed out of surprise and excitement. She shouldn’t let this conversation continue between a teacher and student, but she’s honestly intrigued.
“You’re definitely a dominant when it comes to that.” Bakugou hummed in acknowledgment, patting Izuku’s hair before addressing her.
“Deku has his moments. When he’s feeling extremely confident, he can become a slutty and teasing dominant. While I’m more into making him a complete mess, he enjoys praising my body and personality. Whatever that means.” He grumbled the last part, making Izuku squirm out of his hold. He was still blushing but had a serious expression while staring Bakugou in the eyes.
“You know exactly what that means! I love everything about you sillyhead! Your fiery personality and confidence towards being a hero is so fucking hot. It inspires me to grow by your side. We’ll become the best power couple; the best Wonder Duo.” He sultry whispered the last part; his hand caressed Bakugou’s strong jawline while giving him the look .
Midnight definitely knew that look and knew Bakugou would not have the patience to stay away from his twunk. She wished they could’ve had a long conversation, but she knew the two had to go and express their love. Ah, young and true love, how adorable!
“Izuku and Bakugou! You two are dismissed! Please use a condom!” She didn’t finish her statement when Bakugou immediately picked up Izuku bridal style and headed towards the exit. He stopped to glance at Midnight, smiling.
“We’re both clean. We’ve been barebacking since we were freshmen.” He walked out the door on that note. Midnight was absolutely flabbergasted that Bakugou had the balls to admit having underage sex without protection. She huffed. Welp, it proved how much they trust each other. She looked at the remaining of her students to question why they’re so shocked.
“What? You guys never saw how much sexual tension and PDA they show? I heard from Present Mic that he caught them fucking on Denki’s desk.”
“Not my deeessk!” The poor boy whined while the class laughed at him.
“THANK YOU!” Mineta screamed. Todoroki cried.
“WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!”
~~
One of the classroom’s door burst open then closed shut when Bakudeku barged in. They were in a serious hurry. Well, Deku was, pushing Bakugou onto the teacher’s seat to straddle his hips and pepper his face with kisses. Bakugou chuckled at the mushy feelings surging through his stomach. He enjoys when his partner became confident and dominant. It shows how much he had grown throughout the years. He was shy on multiple occasions. Except, he’s completely focused and confident during real-life battles. It gets Bakugou extremely hot seeing Izuku in action. He was no longer that wimpy and quirkless nerd in the past. He’s stronger, better control with his quirk. He’s still a nerd, which makes him even more of a great hero. He’ll run to danger with no hesitation, clearly rambling to him about one of his intelligent tactics to defeat the villain. Every tactic worked every time. Bakugou feels prideful that The Chosen One was right by his side. Little Kacchan definitely felt it also.
Izuku stopped his grinding when he felt the huge bulge grow bigger and bigger. He smirked while sliding down on the floor, getting on his knees and unzipping Bakugou’s tight pants. His eyes flashed with lust when he pulled the completely hard organ out. He’ll never get tired of seeing such an amazing height and girth. He loves how thick it is, pulsing between his fingers. He stared at Bakugou and licked his lips like a kitten. He went to town.
Bakugou had to remind himself to breathe at the intense pleasure he’s enduring. Izuku was always talented with giving a deep blowjob. Him being in the dominant mood always brought Bakugou to another level of transcendence. Just like now. He watched those emerald green eyes flutter close while shamelessly licking him up and down, stopping a few times to give kitten licks on his balls. No matter how many times he went through this, he always shivered when Deku played with his head. His skillful tongue curled around the tip, licking and sucking the skin while slightly fucking his slit with his pinky. His deep groans encouraged Deku to advance, lowering his swollen lips on the shaft until he was nose deep in blonde pubes. He controlled his throat muscles, breathing through his nostrils to calm himself as he swallowed the shaft. He eyed Bakugou, who had his eyes pinched closed, lips in a sexy snarl while his fist was in his green curls.
Deku moaned and started bobbing his head, hoping Bakugou would fuck his face. Gosh, he loved it when Bakugou loses control. Hearing the sounds of Bakugou deeply groaning as he used his throat like a glory hole was amazing! The meaty weight nestled so good and deep in his throat will always have Deku drool and crave for more! Yes! More! More! So fucking good! Yes, fuck my mouth! Give me your cum! Cum on my face! Fuuuuc-
“Hello? OH MY GOODNESS! IZUKU-KUN?” Izuku instantly felt the embarrassing tears build in his eyes. Of all people who had to catch him being a slut for Bakugou, why did it have to be his father figure?
Bakugou snarled at All Might for two reasons. First, he’s embarrassed as fuck that his role model caught them having oral intercourse. Second, he can’t believe his role model just interrupted him from receiving the best sloppy blowjob!
All Might and Bakugou awkwardly stared at each other; Izuku was no longer slobbering on his dick. After putting it back in Bakugou’s trousers, Izuku hid his flaming face in Bakugou’s thighs. He was currently contemplating his life and thinking about his life choices.
All Might cough his speck of blood and closed the door behind him. Walking away, he met Class A walking towards his direction. He stopped them.
“That room is currently occupied.”
Mineta looked at him with assuming eyes.
“Is Midoriya and Bakugou in there?” The awkward jerks and mild heart attack Toshinori was experiencing answered his question.
Mineta sighed, hands on his hips.
“Damn, All Might walked in on Bakudeku either fucking or Midoriya giving Bakugou a banging blowie.”
Denki mumbled, “I’m so freaking jelly right now.” Toshinori cried at their reactions. He overheard Ashido telling Momo to write something down, Kirishima screaming at Bakugou on the other side of the door how manly he is, and Iida wanting to tell the two partners to make sure they professionally sanitize the area.
Soon, their figures disappeared when they went down the stairs. All Might felt dead inside. Like any other parents who catch their children doing adult things. Unless...sweet home Alabama, but of course not. All Might needs a fucking drink to forget that ever happened. He went straight to the teacher's lounge and chugged down Aizawa’s supposedly water bottle. It’s definitely not vodka. Not at all.
~~
It’s the fucking Culture Festival, bitches! Everyone is excited and pumped up! Class 3A decided not to host an event. Instead, they just decided to dress up and venture around campus. Good idea! Great! Amazing costumes! Everyone looked absolutely stunning and marvelous. Yuga was dressed as a drag queen and was fucking killing it. The girls dressed as Roman warriors, so freaking powerful and independent. The BakuSquad (minus Baku, Ashido, and Jirou) and TTTT dressed as the Backstreet Boys, singing in such awful tune of the greatest hits.
Todoroki dressed as a turtle. Do I need to say more?
Tokoyami wore his usual dark clothes, claiming he is a bird. Well, he’s not wrong.
Now, Bakugou Katsuki. Fucking Bakugou in his full handsome glory. Dressed as the rightfully throned Dragon King. Gosh, he’s presenting himself as such an alpha male. An expensive material weaved together to create his cape, beaded necklaces, some type of fake animal tooth earrings, and those pants. Those tight pants hugging every juicy muscles so right. Ass looking completely nice. His bulging muscles and nice packs made it even worse! He’s a literal wet dream! He knew he was! Then, he saw Izuku walking with Eri-Chan.
Eri...was dressed as Jojo Siwa. Honestly, Bakugou preferred her dressed like that then those little girls dressed in crop tops and shit. She looks kinda cute with her hair in a (hopefully not tight) ponytail with a big green bow, a sparkly shirt, a quirky skirt, and glittery shoes. She’s precious, Bakugou admits. Bakugou glanced at the hand holding Eri’s, and let it roam up until he screeched at the sight from either arousal or anger.
He stomped over at the two.
“Deku, what the fuck are you wearing?”
Eri-Chan answered for him.
“He’s dressed as Bella Delphine! Jojo Siwa and her are very good friends!” Bakugou wondered how the fuck an Instagram (porn)star had anything to do with a child celebrity star.
Deku was wearing an aesthetic green gamer headset on top of his hair. Pink triangular marks are on his cheeks and a clear type of gloss was on his lips, making it seem shiny and full. He’s wearing an almost see-through pink crop top with a bunny symbol on it that lands right above his stomach. He’s wearing a pink frilled skirt which was nowhere near long enough to hit his knees. His muscled thighs and legs are covered with white lace stockings, and the shoes are aesthetic pink and green converse. Bakugou had to admit, this outfit seems way less revealing than what the girl be wearing. Another thing, Deku looks way fucking hotter than that girl. If the people giving Deku heated glances say anything.
Bakugou rumbled, inching closer to Deku to pull him into a tight hug. He slid his arm around Deku’s waist, cupping a nice and plump cheek. He can tell that Deku was wearing men’s underwear.
“So are you cosplaying her Overwatch D.Va outfit? I have to say, it looks much better on you.” Deku blushed.
“Yea, I’m a gamer girl, and you’re only saying that. You though, you look absolutely scrumptious. An absolute snack.” He licked his lips, and Bakugou’s chest rumbled even more. He felt a boner coming up when Izuku had to get on his tippy toes to whisper in his ear,
“I think I can pull off role-playing as her. All I have to do is be a total slut towards everyone for money, but we all know I’ll only get on my knees for you.” He hummed with a catlike smile on his face, balancing back on his feet. Bakugou growled, smushing Izuku further on his body.
“I’ll like to see you try.”
“Ah! It’s Bakugou dressed as the Dragon King and Izuku as Bella Delphine's D.Va! Can we take pictures?”
Izuku purred seductively. “Of course!” They started innocently at first, Eri-chan and Izuku holding a peace sign while Bakugou pouted. As the pictures escalated and Eri was done taking pictures, it has gotten severely heated. It felt like a porno shoot was happening. Izuku held no mercy, doing several sexual poses. People assume it was for the camera, but obviously, it was for Bakugou. The camera captured his eyes gleaming with heat strictly on Izuku, as the other was squat down, thighs completely open thanks to his flexibility. He stared up at the crimson eyes with fake innocence with a teasing smirk. Izuku was trying his patience. Bakugou counted to ten. He had ten seconds before Bakugou will drag him somewhere and finger him till he’s a shaking mess.
His counting stopped at five when Izuku was distracted by a sight.
“Aizawa-Sensei!” Bakugou was so very disappointed; he really did want to finger Izuku in that skirt.
“Yea yea, you problem child. Don’t tell me you’re being horny for Bakugou again?” He sent a questioning look, making Izuku blush and rub the back of his hair.
“Seriously? In front of Eri-Chan? A shame, seriously. You two need to fuck that energy and tension out.” He tsked, covering the child's eyes.
Izuku scratched his cheek. “We do! Literally every day, but our stamina and hormones are raging! Bakugou is like a beast!” Bakugou puffed out his chest, and Aizawa just shook his damn head.
“Stop showing so much PDA, problem children.” On that note, he walked off with Eri.
“No promises!” Bakugou laughed, slinging his arm around Izuku’s waist. Izuku squealed, and they playfully bickered back in forth, forgetting about the cameras still on them.
The girls, Bakusquad, and Mineta were there when the entire scene happened.
“Do you see what I mean!” Mineta yelled, pointing at the two booed up.
Momo was entranced. “They’re literally the best power couple. No wonder the cameras are still taking pictures of them, they’re literal models!” They watched Bakugou easily place Izuku over his shoulder, slapping an ass cheek, and heading towards the dorm.
Tooru swooned. “They’re off to do the do! How amazing!”
Sero cried, “Gosh, I wish I was like that.” TTTT and Kirishima rubbed him on the back, promising that he’ll soon find his destined partner.
“Bro…” Their bromance continued and Mineta still felt dead inside.
~~
It was this affectionate moment that made Class 3A and everyone else who endured the Bakudeku PDA realize and truly understand how strong their bond was. It was the most gruesome battle of history. The town it was held was completely obliterated. The results of deaths and those injured were too high for anyone’s liking. Midoriya Izuku was on that list of injured. Bakugou found him after the huge explosion, body splat on the rumbled ground, motionless, almost lifeless. He immediately called for backup, and heroes and the ambulance arrived in less than a minute.
Izuku was ushered into the emergency room while Bakugou had to stay behind. He was close to putting up a fight, but Kirishima warned him about the consequences of violence. He calmed down afterward but was still panicky in the waiting room. He paced around extremely worried. Even going so far as letting the BakuSquad cuddle up to him as he vomited out anything and everything about Izuku.
“When that Deku wake up, I’m going to kiss him to exhaustion! He can’t die without my permission! We promised! We’re the Wonder Duo! We will always stick together as partners!” The Class hummed at the precious comments. It was very sweet that Bakugou had no shame in showing and telling his love for Deku. It truly shows for Deku was asleep for two days before waken up. He felt his hand being grasped, and the first thing he saw was Bakugou looking at him, almost close to tears. Izuku tiredly smiled, raising a casted arm to caress Bakugou’s cheek.
“Kacchan, I love you.” He lovingly sighed, letting
Bakugou flowered him with kisses and playful insults. When he was injured on the battlefield, on the verge of fainting, he feared he would never wake up again. Never wake up to see Kacchan and his friends grow up as excellent heroes. He and Kacchan marrying and adopting so many kids and dogs as a loving family. He also feared of breaking their promise. But waking up again to see the love of his life crying for him, his heart exploded with so much warmth. He’s truly in love. He loves Bakugou Katsuki. He was the warm explosion in his heart. He needs him by his side.
The Class watched Bakugou and Izuku snuggle up to each other on the hospital bed. They smiled at the sight, and Mineta pondered out loud.
“Well, I guess seeing a shit ton of public sexual affection is okay since they’re madly in love.”
Ashido nodded along. “It never bothered me to be honest!”
Class A agreed. Todoroki was fine now since Izuku had bought Suzy a dress as an apology gift. Mineta shrugged. It actually felt nice getting along with his classmates. All thanks to Bakudeku’s terrifying sex drive!
Mineta cackled. Sex truly was a great thing!
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Oh! And the heartwarming love and strong bond between the two! Of course, of course!
It’s defiantly the sex.