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This is Magnus’s senior year in college and since this is his last year in college he decided he is going to enjoy every single moment. Tonight there is a big Halloween party on campus and he just might get lucky….who is he kidding he is definitely getting lucky with his costume.
Alec is definitely not going to this ridiculous Halloween Party everyone is raving about. He hates parties even more than he hates large amounts of people, so no thank you. This is his freshmen’s year of college and so he will spend his time in the library, he has a big test on Monday, he feels pretty tired tonight maybe he will have an early night and catch up on some sleep. He just hope that idiot roommate of his Mark don’t pick somebody up at the party and if he does that he will definitely go to his or her room.
Dancing among the large crowd of students is fun he really enjoys it and there is this cute girl that have his attention but she is already way to drunk and he do not want to play babysitter tonight, Magnus thought.
“Hi,” says a cute boy he must be a freshmen since he looks really young and is just a little bit on the shy side, “my name is Mark, want to do something later?”
“Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun, my place or yours, honey?”
Magnus feeling really excited, Mark looks like someone who knows how to have fun. Walking passed students making out in the hall way, oh how Magnus loves college, looking for dorm room 11B.
Here it is now where did he said the key was feeling on top of the door, “ah here is the key” Magnus murmured to himself while unlocking the door. Walking into the room Magnus notice it is dark in the room, seeing Mark laying on the bed already vaguely wondering how Mark got here before him, but does not complain, let the fun begin.
Climbing into the bed with Mark after getting rid of all his clothes except his boxers of course whispering, “hi, honey, I am here.”
Suddenly all hell breaks loose we both scream and the psycho, that clearly is not Mark, spray something into my eyes.
Magnus yelling “MY EYES, I CANT SEE”.
“How did you get in HERE?” the stranger shouts.
“He told me where the key was” Magnus explained.
“Did he say it is okay to dry-hump his roommate?” the stranger enquired.
Still trying to explain Magnus answer, “he said you’ll be in the library because you’re a geek.
That was definitely the wrong answer since the stranger start hitting me with his pillow saying “I am not a geek.”
“My eyes everything is blurry,” Magnus knows he is whining but his eyes really hurt.
After a while the stranger came closer to me.
“I am sorry, let me help you with that but not here lets go to the common room” the stranger said probably feeling guilty about whatever he sprayed in my eyes.
I follow the stranger as best I could my eyes still hurting, once in the common room I wash my eyes out while he makes us a cup of coffee as a peace offering.
Regretting my night’s choices I said out loud “from now on I will be more careful with whom I get into bed with.”
“That would be a big adjustment for you wouldn’t it” was the sarcastic reply I received from the stranger.
Now that my eyes feels a lot better and I can actually see the stranger he does look quite sexy especially since he has my favourite combo, the raven black hair and the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen, plus with the pale white skin to contrast his hair he looks like an angel.
“Ouch, I do that every time” the stranger hissed since he burned his fingers with the coffee cups while carrying it to the sofa.
Smugly I inform him “I invented a solution for that, darling, it is a thing that goes around the coffee cup, I am going to call it the coffee collar, magnificent idea.”
“I know all about you, I know your whole story.” the stranger said in an unimpressed voice.
Doubtful Magnus replies “You do?”
“Yeah, you’re a senior who prays of freshmen, you slept with half my floor already.” he reply dryly.
“Well darling, the year is still young so that number will definitely increase,” I said smugly.
Rolling his eyes with a small smile on his soft pink lips he says “Yeah whatever,” Not charmed at all.
“and you have met Jem Carstairs from the Mortal Instruments that I suspect is total bullshit.” he continues.
Moving to sit next to him and leaning towards him I reply “No, it’s true he even signed my CD I can show you it is in my room, right next to my coffee collar,” using my seductive voice I asked “if you want to see it, I can go show you?”
With a death glare from the stranger I backed away. “ Are you hitting on me?” he asked as if I insulted him.
Shifting further exclaimed “No!” and then added in an almost bored voice “I am going off your look.”
Confused he asked “My looks?”
“Yeah your dog eat bowl look.”
Offended the stranger glares at me again, “ Are you calling me a dog.”
Patiently I explain, “No it’s a theory I have.”
Unamused he deadpanned “Oh, Casanova has a theory.”
“When a person is attracted to another person they have a look, it’s their tell like in poker,” I explain, “it’s the same look a dog gets right before he puts down the bowl.”
Annoyed he tells me “Your offensive and your crazy”
“No, I am honest I believe honesty is the best policy” I said.
Getting in my face he says, “Alright you want me to be honest with you?”
“Sure” said Magnus amused.
“I am majoring in fine art,” he begins.
“Right” Magnus said.
“ I am studying the proportions of the human face and your nose is bend and drips down at the bottom a feature that is extenuating by the thinness of your upper lip, and your eyes are too far apart but it has to be to make up for that nose.” The stranger said (Alec is lying through his teeth but offence is the best defence, right)
The stranger continues, “I feel sorry for you that you have to validate yourself through insatiable, meaningless, ego, sport sex with insecure people like my roommate.”
Looking challenging at Magnus the stranger said, “I would never have sex with someone like you.” The stranger gets up and leave a astonish Magnus behind.
“Wow,” Magnus says impressed while smiling “Wait come here, that was amazing.”
Not looking back the stranger asked “What was?”
Giving the stranger an incredulous look Magnus answers “The honesty.”
Smugly the stranger said “Actually it did feel pretty good”
Feeling amazing Magnus replies “No one is ever THAT honest with me.”
Giving Magnus a sarcastic smile the stranger say “It is called a friend”
“I am Magnus by the way.”
At his door he looks over his shoulder and say “Alec.”
Then he closed the door in my face.