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Contact: Chris (GF) Alonso
So . . . Um . . .
It’s frozen?
Yeah?
Will I be able to cook this in time for dinner?
~*~ the magic of ovens~*~
What is 350 in
That’s a lot of inches
*in C?
Who uses celsius?
I’m not used to *F
Everything’s too high
176.66667
ish
What
What’s inside it
???
Small weirdly shaped things
inside the turkey
what
I shouldn’t leave that in, right?
We’re having a turkey roll
That’s not what Kira brought me
Oh no
What?
Chriss??
It’s still frozen
You said it’d be done
You have a whole ass turkey
NOT a turkey roll
oh shit
oh fuck
I’m ordering pizza
ilyu
You get to tell Kira :)
yay :/
she’ll want banana peppers btw