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Jaskier 
@bardofficial
Most romantic thing G has ever done was sing Build Me Up Buttercup to me when I was sick. Least romantic thing G has ever done was make fun of me when I then started crying.
11:07 AM - 18 March 2020
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Aubrey Buckley
@abuckleySFU
I remember listening to The Doppler two years ago sad and unsure about my identity. Now I’m queer and married and turns out Jaskier is too
3:32 PM - 19 March 2020
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BNF (Big Name Failure)
@sylviaaaaahshit
Can’t believe we used to hear Jaskier and not know all his love songs were about just. The biggest grumpiest himbo. Thank you #BardsBootyguard squad for your service
4:12 PM - 19 March 2020
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Aubrey Buckley
@abuckleySFU
Pleasure to serve with you ma’am
5:51 PM - 19 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
He will wield his powers only for good.
8:21 PM - 21 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
To clarify: I call him ‘baby’. He most certainly does not call me ‘baby’.
8:21 PM - 21 March 2020
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Eliz Kahn
@EJ_KahnPhD
How does geraskier lower AND raise the bar for all my relationships. It’s a grumbly piece of drywall and a singing bastard man and yet somehow my heart just goes ‘wow I want what they have’
4:04 AM - 22 March 2020
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Don’t frap my chino
@baristaconfessions1994
Okay I just had #Jaskier and his boo in my shop and I made an iced cinnamon oat milk macchiato and a black filter coffee and if you guessed which way round those orders went you would be astonishingly wrong
7:19 AM - 22 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Honestly got emotional the first day I found a silver hair until I, like, remembered.
11:48 PM - 22 March 2020
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Siobhan ~ (Commissions open!)
@s_mae_artist
Took my puppy in for his vaccines and the vet tech looked me dead in the eye and was like 'Geralt :) Such a nice name :) Where is it from :) Did you name him after anything :)'
10:22 AM - 23 March 2020
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Siobhan ~ (Commissions open!)
@s_mae_artist
Like yes I got a white husky and yes I did name him that but buddy you're the one that recognised it, neither of us are in the clear here
10:23 AM - 23 March 2020
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. baseline
@baselinemusicmag
@bardofficial talks love and self-worth while discussing new single #PrincessFuneral, full interview: bit.ly/2RxH0d6
10:45 AM - 24 March 2020
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Rebecka
@bekkdekkz
“When you sing someone’s praises louder than they deserve they will either rise to meet your call, or you will be left to confront the silence that is their continued failure of you” mr rivia nee pankratz can I have my wig back please
12:22 PM - 24 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
If you fancied Legolas when you were younger you grew up straight and if you fancied Aragorn you grew up gay. I liked both and that’s why I’m bi and also why I married Geralt.
2:07 AM - 25 March 2020
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Jaskier Lyrics Bot
@HourlyJaskierLyrics
Til death do us part
Through good and bad weather
The forever young
Can’t grow old together
9:00 PM - 25 March 2020
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Senator Yennefer Vengerberg
@Y_VengerbergMontana
We must enshrine the rights of women into our legislature before any attempts to empower us are to ever be more than condescension.
1:25 PM - 26 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Fuck em up bitch
3:45 PM - 26 March 2020
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Dragon fucker SUPREME
@firbolgsrfriends
Gonna make a character for my next DnD campaign that talks only in Jaskier lyrics and see how long it takes our DM to notice
8:32 PM - 27 March 2020
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Dungeons, Dragons, Dine-ins & Dives
@breeplaysgames34
It'll work because all @bardofficial songs trigger the fight or flight response
8:49 PM - 27 March 2020
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Dragon fucker SUPREME
@firbolgsrfriends
*fight or flight or fuck
9:02 PM - 27 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
They have that effect on my husband, too.
9:45 PM - 27 March 2020
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Max Brandwein
@biochem_or_bust
Going to formally thank Jaskier in my thesis acknowledgements, I play his music in the lab and it's a great excuse for why I'm crying #lifehack #AcademicTwitter
1:03 AM - 28 March 2020
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A dog in sunglasses
@kierancancan
hey @bardofficial why WERE your friend and your man going to that fancy gym
7:23 AM - 28 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Firstly, they’re gross people who like to do cardio but, secondly, they’ve both condescended to be in my next music video! Here, have a progress still from the #PrincessFuneral shoot:
3:45 PM - 28 March 2020
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Allegra Moore
@mooreteaplz
SIR the ARMS
3:58 PM - 28 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
I know right!
4:06 PM - 28 March 2020
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Jaskier
@bardofficial
I'm married to that!!!
4:06 PM - 28 March 2020
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