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Yuichiro has his doubts when Mika asked him about buying homemade cookies in their nearby pastry shop.
A few weeks ago they went to an appointment and Mikaela got bad news.
Something was wrong with his stomach. They already knew that the blonde wasn't feeling good. But that day Mika really wanted some sweets. He didn't care about anything at the moment.
"Anything for you, honey! Are you sure you want this?" Yuichiro left the warm cup of milk on the table.
Mika rushed to the table and started to drank and enjoy the beautiful moment with Yuichiro.
The black-haired boy did the same.
They held hands, stared at each other's eyes, laughed...
Everything looked so perfect for Mikaela...
After cleaning the cups they laid on the couch, with a blanket over them.
Both in a sitting position, cuddling and humming.
Noon was quiet. They didn't bother to turn the TV on. Just both of them enjoying the silence.
"I love you, Mika... You can't imagine how much I love and desire you" Yuichiro hugged him tighter, sniffing his scent.
"I love you too..." Mika kissed softly his neck.
Suddenly, a loud gurgle broke the moment.
Yuichiro, who was half asleep, opened his eyes.
Mikaela turned red as a characteristic sound burst below him.
Yuichiro almost choked.
"What was that?" He said, looking at his mate. He was smiling and almost laughing. He knows the blonde is restrained about physical needs. Yuichiro sees them has a normal thing. Different points of view...It was going to be funny!
Mikaela turned his head, red has a tomato "I don't know..."
Yuichiro started moving his hand in front of his nose "Yeah, you don't know... Aah stinks so bad! It was you!" He pointed at his boyfriend, who was about to panic.
On the other side, Yuichiro was laughing hysterically.
Mikaela given in the pressure and another tuba like sound can be heard coming from below him.
"You did it again! Aah, stop! I don't have an air freshener and if I continue laughing I would choke!" Yuichiro got tears in the corner of his eyes.
Otherwise, Mikaela wanted to die right there.
"Stop laughing! It's not funny, are you a kid? Fart jokes aren't funny! My stomach hurts Yu-chan, you should stop..."
"You admitted that you farted! Hahaha...oh my...wait, what? " The smile faded "If it's hurting you, it's not funny." He changed from smiling to a more serious face.
He crawled next to Mika.
"Let me check..." He pressed his hand against the bloated belly of his boyfriend. He burped while Yuichiro pressed harder.
"E-Excuse me!" Mika flushed
"Mika, for fuck's sake we aren't strangers, don't say "excuse me"! We know each other since we are eight years old! And how old are we now?"
"Twenty..."
"Yes, we are twenty. That means we know each other for twelve years! Mika, I want you to be healthy and the first step is to know that everybody farts. Believe It or not, I fart, too.
I love you so much, I don't want you to burst so...please.
You look really bloated today. Your stomach feels hard. Maybe the milk wasn't agreeing with your stomach?
"I thought about it...Maybe the results of the appointment were...?"
Another bubbly typical sound...
"I'm so-!"
"Stop excusing you! And stop holding them! Let them out! If you don't do it I will get angry... And I will attack you!" Yuichiro jumped on Mika, discreetly Yuichiro grabbed Mika's ankles and moved his legs close to his chest while kissing his face. He was trying to do some kind of bicycle motion for trapped gas.
Yuichiro continued to move his legs up and down, getting more farts to come out.
Mikaela stopped saying "excuse me" and just laid down, waiting for the storm to subside.
"Ah! How something so cute and small like you can produce such an awful smell!?" The raven-haired man got up and opened the big window next to the couch. He took a deep breath.
"Ah! Fresh air at last! What about you? Feeling better?"
Mika smiled, blushing
"Thank you, Yu-chan...Please excuse-"
"Don't you dare to say that again! If you do it I will kiss you to make you shut up!"
"...Excuse me"
"You wanted it!" Yuichiro jumped on him, this time he hugged him, planting a soft kiss on his lips.
Mikaela grabbed the collar for the T-shirt of Yu to got him closer.
Another kiss interrupted by another toot.
"Looks like your butt gave me a kiss, too! So cute" He said, with a funny voice.
"What a relief... I told you to stop making fart jokes!" Mikaela punched him on the head.
"Never!"