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[Translation] It's all about Magic

Summary:

In Hogwarts, The Barden Bellas and the Treblemakers sing no more. They raise their wands to fight, straddle on broomsticks to soar. Follow the waves of laughter ringing along the shadowy alley, listen to the whispers across the green field. It's —

all about MAGIC.

※ Pitch Perfect/Harry Potter crossover
※ Hogwarts College AU

Notes:

Chapter 1: [Background info]

Notes:

This is an authorised translation work (traditional Chinese to English). I do not own the fiction. All rights go to the original author, UrSoWeird. Click here for the original version.

If you wish to read more Pitch Perfect fanfic by the same author in English, click here for the post-PP2 and post-PP3 fluff and angst story where Beca had to answer some difficult questions in great details!

This chapter is the background info kindly summarised by UrSoWeird for reference. The story starts in the next chapter. You can click on any hyperlink in this page for some surprise (source of wand info: Harry Potter Wiki; credit of character sheets: UrSoWeird).

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Character info

Student

NAME

IDENTITY

WAND

PATRONUS

PET

(NAME)

BROOMSTICK

(POSITION)

Beca Mitchell

(Anna Kendrick)

Half-blood

Slytherin

2nd year

Dragon heartstring

Pine

11 ¾"

Red Panda

Eagle Owl

(Rosie)

Cleansweep Nineteen

Thunderbolt VII

(Seeker)

Chloe Beale

(Brittany Snow)

Muggle-born

Gryffindor

3rd year

Phoenix feather

Pear

10 ¼"

Snow Leopard

Snowy Owl

(Katie)

--

Aubrey Posen

(Anna Camp)

Pure-blood

Ravenclaw

3rd year

Unicorn hair

Applewood

12 ¾"

Reindeer

Screech Owl

--

Jesse Swanson

(Skylar Astin)

Muggle-born

Hufflepuff

2rd year

Unicorn hair

Ebony

11 ¼"

Red Fox

Tawny Owl

Starsweeper XXI

(Seeker)

Emily Junks

(Hailee Steinfeld)

Pure-blood

Gryffindor

--

Unicorn hair

English oak

13 ¼"

Collie

Scops Owl

Comet 290

(Chaser)

Benjamin "Benji" Applebaum

(Ben Platt)

Half-blood

Hufflepuff

2rd year

Kelpie mane

Chestnut

14"

Sheep

Toad

--

Patricia "Fat Amy" Hobart

(Rebel Wilson)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

2rd year

Unicorn hair

Maple

10"

Crocodile

--

--

Stacie Conard

(Alexis Knapp)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

2rd year

Jackalope antlers

Dogwood

12 ¼"

Cat

British Longhair Cat

(Snow)

Twigger 90

(Chaser)

Cynthia-Rose Adams

(Ester Dean)

Half-blood

Gryffindor

2rd year

Unicorn hair

Hornbeam

10 ½"

Brown Bear

Brown Owl

Varápidos

(Chaser)

Lilly Onakuramara

(Mana Mae Lee)

Half-blood

Ravenclaw

1st year

Dittany

Cherry

11 ¾"

Hare

Spider

--

Bumper Allen

(Adam Devine)

Pure-blood

Hufflepuff

3rd year

Unicorn hair

Hazel

10 ¾"

Weasel

Barn Owl

Turbo XXX

(Beater)

Luke Evans

(Freddie Stroms)

Pure-blood

Ravenclaw

4th year

Dragon heartstring

Aspen

13 ½"

Falcon

Grey Owl

Siberian Arrow

(Keeper)

Florencia "Flo" Fuentes

(Chirssie Fit)

Half-blood

Ravenclaw

--

White River Monster spine

Fir

9 ¼"

Capuchin

Toucan

--

Jessica Smith

(Kelley Jake)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

1st year

Unicorn hair

Alder

10"

Beaver

--

--

Ashley Jones

(Shelley Regner)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

1st year

Unicorn hair

Alder

10 ¼"

Otter

--

--

 

Teacher

NAME

IDENTITY

WAND

PATRONUS

(ANIMAGUS)

AFFILIATION

OCCUPATION

Minerva McGonagall

(Maggie Smith)

Half-blood

Gryffindor

Dragon heartstring

Fir

9 ½"

Cat

(Tabby cat)

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Headmaster

Professor of Transfiguration

Neville Longbottom

(Matthew Lewis)

Pure-blood

Gryffindor

Unicorn hair

Cherry

13"

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Deputy Headmaster

Professor of Herbology

Head of Gryffindor House

Edward "Teddy" Lupin

(Nicholas Hoult)

Pure-blood

Hufflepuff

Unicorn hair

Rowan

10 ¼"

Werewolf

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts

Head of Hufflepuff House

Horace Slughorn

(Jim Broadbent)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

Dragon heartstring

Cedar

11 ¼"

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Professor of Potions

Fillius Flitwick

(Warwick Davis)

Part-goblin

Ravenclaw

--

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Professor of Charms

Head of Ravenclaw House

Juliana Grubbly-Plank

(Viola Davis)

Half-blood

Hufflepuff

Dragon heartstring

Applewood

11 ¼"

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Professor of Care of Magical Creatures

Angelina Johnson

(Tessa Thompson)

Half-blood

Gryffindor

--

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Flying instructor

Quidditch referee

Guinevere Jorkins "Madam Jorkins"

(Phyllis Logan)

Pure-blood

Hufflepuff

--

--

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Caretaker

 

Family

NAME

IDENTITY

AFFILIATION

OCCUPATION

FAMILY

(RELATIONSHIP)

Joseph Mitchell

(John Benjamin Hickey)

Pure-blood

Gryffindor

Former Chaser

Ministry of Magic

Head of Department of Research and Development

Anne Mitchell (Late Wife)

Sheila Mitchell (Wife)

Beca Mitchell (Daughter)

Sheila Mitchell

(Sandra Bullock)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

Former Prefect

St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

Healer

Joseph Mitchell (Husband)

Beca Mitchell (Step-daughter)

William Beale

(Bob Odenkirk)

Muggle

  Veterinarian

Helena Beale (Wife)

David Beale (Son)

Chloe Beale (Daughter)

Helena Beale

(Patricia Clarkson)

Muggle

  Homemaker

William Beale (Husband)

David Beale (Son)

Chloe Beale (Daughter)

David Beale

(Domhnall Gleeson)

Muggle

  Accountant

Sarah Beale (Wife)

Brandon Beale (Son)

Sarah Beale

(Rachel McAdams)

Muggle

  Accountant

David Beale (Husband)

Brandon Beale (Son)

Brandon Beale

(Joshua Satine)

Muggle

  --

David Beale (Father)

Sarah Beale (Mother)

Robert Conard

(Iain Glen)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

Former Chaser

Ministry of Magic

Commander-in-Chief of Improper Use of Magic Office

Caroline Conard (Wife)

Stacie Conard (Daughter)

Patrick Conard (Son)

John Conard (Son)

Caroline Conard

(Kelly Rutherford)

Pure-blood

Slytherin

  Homemaker

Robert Conard (Husband)

Stacie Conard (Daughter)

Patrick Conard (Son)

John Conard (Son)

Patrick Conard

(Cameron Crovetti)

Pure-blood   --

Robert Conard (Father)

Caroline Conard (Mother)

Stacie Conard (Sister)

John Conard (Brother)

John Conard

(Nicholas Crovetti)

Pure-blood   --

Robert Conard (Father)

Caroline Conard (Mother)

Stacie Conard (Sister)

Patrick Conard (Brother)

Lucy Applebaum

(Abigail Breslin)

Half-blood   -- Benjamin Applebaum (Brother)

Humphrey Junk

(Dennis Quaid)

Half-blood

Gryffindor

Former Captain

Former Chaser

Ministry of Magic

Head of Department of International Magical Co-operations

Katherine Junk (Wife)

Emily Junk (Daughter)

Katherine Junk

(Katey Sagal)

Half-blood

Hufflepuff

Former Prefect

Ministry of Magic

Head of Public Information Services

Humphrey Junk (Husband)

Emily Junk (Daughter)

 


 

Ollivander's Notes & History

Wand Core

Dragon heartsting

As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner. The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

Back to Beca

Back to Luke

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Phoenix feather

This is the rarest core type. Phoenix feathers are capable of the greatest range of magic, though they may take longer than either unicorn or dragon cores to reveal this. They show the most initiative, sometimes acting of their own accord, a quality that many witches and wizards dislike. Phoenix feather wands are always the pickiest when it comes to potential owners, for the creature from which they are taken is one of the most independent and detached in the world. These wands are the hardest to tame and to personalise, and their allegiance is usually hard won.

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Unicorn hair

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard. Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.

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Kelpie mane

Early in my career, as I watched my wandmaker father wrestling with substandard wand core materials such as kelpie hair, I conceived the ambition to discover the finest cores and to work only with those when my time came to take over the family business.

Back to Benji

Jackalope antlers

The antler of a Jackalope was a wand core used by Ilvermorny founders James Steward and Isolt Sayre in the 17th century when they began making their own wands, along with Wampus cat hair and Snallygaster heartstring.

Back to Stacie

Dittany

Dittany stalk is, so far, the only wand core taken from a plant. Dittany is a powerful healing herb and restorative and may be eaten raw to cure shallow wounds.

Back to Lilly

White Rive Monster spine

Thiago Quintana, an American wandmaker who worked in the early 20th century, used a single spine taken from the back of a White River Monster as the core in all the wands he made. This initially raised concerns of over-fishing, but because Quintana was the only one who knew how to lure the creatures, it ultimately did not have very much of an ecological impact. Quintana fiercely guarded the secret to luring White River Monsters until his death, after which wands containing White River Monster spine cores were no longer made.

Back to Flo

 

 

Wand Wood

Pine

The straight-grained pine wand always chooses an independent, individual master who may be perceived as a loner, intriguing and perhaps mysterious. Pine wands enjoy being used creatively, and unlike some others, will adapt unprotestingly to new methods and spells. Many wandmakers insist that pine wands are able to detect, and perform best for, owners who are destined for long lives, and I can confirm this in as much as I have never personally known the master of a pine wand to die young. The pine wand is one of those that is most sensitive to non-verbal magic.

Back to Beca

Pear

This golden-toned wood produces wands of splendid magical powers, which give of their best in the hands of the warm-hearted, the generous and the wise. Possessors of pear wands are, in my experience, usually popular and well-respected. I do not know of a single instance where a pear wand has been discovered in the possession of a Dark witch or wizard. Pear wands are among the most resilient, and I have often observed that they may still present a remarkable appearance of newness, even after many years of hard use.

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Applewood

Applewood wands are not made in great numbers. They are powerful and best suited to an owner of high aims and ideals, as this wood mixes poorly with Dark magic. It is said that the possessor of an apple wand will be well-loved and long-lived, and I have often noticed that customers of great personal charm find their perfect match in an applewood wand. An unusual ability to converse with other magical beings in their native tongues is often found among apple wand owners, who include the celebrated author of Merpeople: A Comprehensive Guide to Their Language and Customs, Dylan Marwood.

Back to Aubrey

Back to Juliana Grubbly-Plank

Ebony

This jet-black wand wood has an impressive appearance and reputation, being highly suited to all manner of combative magic, and to Transfiguration. Ebony is happiest in the hand of those with the courage to be themselves. Frequently non-conformist, highly individual or comfortable with the status of outsider, ebony wand owners have been found both among the ranks of the Order of the Phoenix and among the Death Eaters. In my experience the ebony wand’s perfect match is one who will hold fast to his or her beliefs, no matter what the external pressure, and will not be swayed lightly from their purpose.

Back to Jesse

English Oak

A wand for good times and bad, this is a friend as loyal as the wizard who deserves it. Wands of English oak demand partners of strength, courage and fidelity. Less well-known is the propensity for owners of English oak wands to have powerful intuition, and, often, an affinity with the magic of the natural world, with the creatures and plants that are necessary to wizardkind for both magic and pleasure. The oak tree is called King of the Forest from the winter solstice up until the summer solstice, and its wood should only be collected during that time (holly becomes King as the days begin to shorten again, and so holly should only be gathered as the year wanes. This divide is believed to be the origin of the old superstition, ‘When his wand’s oak and hers is holly, then to marry would be folly,’ a superstition that I have found baseless). It is said that Merlin’s wand was of English oak (though his grave has never been found, so this cannot be proven).

Back to Emily

Chestnut

This is a most curious, multi-faceted wood, which varies greatly in its character depending on the wand core, and takes a great deal of colour from the personality that possesses it. The wand of chestnut is attracted to witches and wizards who are skilled tamers of magical beasts, those who possess great gifts in Herbology, and those who are natural fliers. However, when paired with dragon heartstring, it may find its best match among those who are overfond of luxury and material things, and less scrupulous than they should be about how they are obtained. Conversely, three successive heads of the Wizengamot have possessed chestnut and unicorn wands, for this combination shows a predilection for those concerned with all manner of justice.

Back to Benji

Maple

I have often found that those chosen by maple wands are by nature travellers and explorers; they are not stay-at-home wands, and prefer ambition in their witch or wizard, otherwise their magic grows heavy and lacklustre. Fresh challenges and regular changes of scene cause this wand to literally shine, burnishing itself as it grows, with its partner, in ability and status. This is a beautiful and desirable wood, and wand-quality maple has been among the most costly for centuries. Possession of a maple wand has long been a mark of status, because of its reputation as the wand of high achievers.

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Dogwood

Dogwood is one of my own personal favourites, and I have found that matching a dogwood wand with its ideal owner is always entertaining. Dogwood wands are quirky and mischievous; they have playful natures and insist upon partners who can provide them with scope for excitement and fun. It would be quite wrong, however, to deduce from this that dogwood wands are not capable of serious magic when called upon to do so; they have been known to perform outstanding spells under difficult conditions, and when paired with a suitably clever and ingenious witch or wizard, can produce dazzling enchantments. An interesting foible of many dogwood wands is that they refuse to perform non-verbal spells and they are often rather noisy.

Back to Stacie

Hornbeam

My own wand is made of hornbeam, and so it is with all due modesty that I state that hornbeam selects for its life mate the talented witch or wizard with a single, pure passion, which some might call obsession (though I prefer the term ‘vision’), which will almost always be realised. Hornbeam wands adapt more quickly than almost any other to their owner’s style of magic, and will become so personalised, so quickly, that other people will find them extremely difficult to use even for the most simple of spells. Hornbeam wands likewise absorb their owner’s code of honour, whatever that might be, and will refuse to perform acts – whether for good or ill – that do not tally with their master’s principles. A particularly fine-tuned and sentient wand.

Back to Cynthia-Rose

Cherry

This very rare wand wood creates a wand of strange power, most highly prized by the wizarding students of the school of Mahoutokoro in Japan, where those who own cherry wands have special prestige. The Western wand-purchaser should dispel from their minds any notion that the pink blossom of the living tree makes for a frivolous or merely ornamental wand, for cherry wood often makes a wand that possesses truly lethal power, whatever the core, but if teamed with dragon heartstring, the wand ought never to be teamed with a wizard without exceptional self-control and strength of mind.

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Back to Nerville

Hazel

A sensitive wand, hazel often reflects its owner’s emotional state, and works best for a master who understands and can manage their own feelings. Others should be very careful handling a hazel wand if its owner has recently lost their temper, or suffered a serious disappointment, because the wand will absorb such energy and discharge it unpredictably. The positive aspect of a hazel wand more than makes up for such minor discomforts, however, for it is capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skilful, and is so devoted to its owner that it often ‘wilts’ (which is to say, it expels all its magic and refuses to perform, often necessitating the extraction of the core and its insertion into another casing, if the wand is still required) at the end of its master’s life (if the core is unicorn hair, however, there is no hope; the wand will almost certainly have ‘died’). Hazel wands also have the unique ability to detect water underground, and will emit silvery, tear-shaped puffs of smoke if passing over concealed springs and wells.

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Aspen

Wand-quality aspen wood is white and fine-grained, and highly prized by all wand-makers for its stylish resemblance to ivory and its usually outstanding charmwork. The proper owner of the aspen wand is often an accomplished duellist, or destined to be so, for the aspen wand is one of those particularly suited to martial magic. An infamous and secretive eighteenth-century duelling club, which called itself The Silver Spears, was reputed to admit only those who owned aspen wands. In my experience, aspen wand owners are generally strong-minded and determined, more likely than most to be attracted by quests and new orders; this is a wand for revolutionaries.

Back to Luke

Alder

Alder is an unyielding wood, yet I have discovered that its ideal owner is not stubborn or obstinate, but often helpful, considerate and most likeable. Whereas most wand woods seek similarity in the characters of those they will best serve, alder is unusual in that it seems to desire a nature that is, if not precisely opposite to its own, then certainly of a markedly different type. When an alder wand is happily placed, it becomes a magnificent, loyal helpmate. Of all wand types, alder is best suited to non-verbal spell work, whence comes its reputation for being suitable only for the most advanced witches and wizards.

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Fir

My august grandfather, Gerbold Octavius Ollivander, always called wands of this wood ‘the survivor’s wand’, because he had sold it to three wizards who subsequently passed through mortal peril unscathed. There is no doubt that this wood, coming as it does from the most resilient of trees, produces wands that demand staying power and strength of purpose in their true owners, and that they are poor tools in the hands of the changeable and indecisive. Fir wands are particularly suited to Transfiguration, and favour owners of focused, strong-minded and, occasionally, intimidating demeanour.

Back to Flo

Back to Minerva McGonagall

Cedar

Whenever I meet one who carries a cedar wand, I find strength of character and unusual loyalty. My father, Gervaise Ollivander, used always to say, ‘you will never fool the cedar carrier,’ and I agree: the cedar wand finds its perfect home where there is perspicacity and perception. I would go further than my father, however, in saying that I have never yet met the owner of a cedar wand whom I would care to cross, especially if harm is done to those of whom they are fond. The witch or wizard who is well-matched with cedar carries the potential to be a frightening adversary, which often comes as a shock to those who have thoughtlessly challenged them.

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Rowan

Rowan wood has always been much-favoured for wands, because it is reputed to be more protective than any other, and in my experience renders all manner of defensive charms especially strong and difficult to break. It is commonly stated that no dark witch or wizard ever owned a rowan wand, and I cannot recall a single instance where one of my own rowan wands has gone on to do evil in the world. Rowan is most happily placed with the clear-headed and the pure-hearted, but this reputation for virtue ought not to fool anyone – these wands are the equal of any, often the better, and frequently out-perform others in duels.

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Notes:

Thank UrSoWeird again for the permission of translation! It's such a remarkable work that deserves more! The description and characters are so precisely accorded with HP wizarding world (that must take lots of researches) as well as the personality shaped in PP series. I deeply appreciate your efforts in bringing this piece to me and to other fellow readers.