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"SABER, MARRY ..."
"No"
"...at least let me finish" - Gilgamesh Said, facing Arturia's back because she had already walked away
"I guess she is just not that in too you, heh" - Gudako Said, with an unconfortable smile on her face
Gilgamesh: some people just don't know to apreciate a good...no, the best treasure there is
Gudako: I was wondering...in Uruk, in your time, you guys didnt mind If it's with a man or a woman, right?
Gilgamesh: ... Yeah, why?
Gudako: so... Have you ever ...with a Guy...?
Gilgamesh stared at her for a couple seconds: "where are you going with this?"
Gudako: I was thinking I may have the solution to your problem
Gilgamesh: are you going to do that Merlin thing, where he makes women have dicks? Cause I don't think that would help at...
- Gilgamesh got interrupted by Merlin jumping between them and screaming "I Can do It , I can do It!!!!!"
Gilgamesh: where the hell did you came from?
Gudako: No, Thats not it...wait here
- Gudako went running on chaldea putting together all the saint quartz she has, screaming in excitement like she was expecting something great to happen.
She putted White roses all over her room, saying to herself "yeah Thats a good catalist, this will help, please I need ALL the luck in the world!!!"
The master started to use all of her SQ but apparently ...no luck
"WHY?? WHY?? I NEED HIM, NOW!!!!"
During her angry screams she used all of her SQ and without notice, she had zero SQ.
Throwing herself in the floor, cursing the lack of luck, she looked to her right and saw something under her bed.
Gudako: wait...what? What is this? A summon ticket? Well...I guess It doesnt hurt to try one last time
Already without hope and tired, she used her last attempt with the summon ticket, and saw golden lights starting to shy, and with a perv look on her face, she said:
Gudako: ....ooooo yes, I got It. IIII got him.