Work Text:
Enjolras’ phone – 3:57am
R: look how cute i am
R: dammit that picture didnt attach
R: i’m cute i swear hang on
R: ENJY IT WONT SEND
Enjolras: That is 100% fine, R.
R: you dont love me
Enjolras: You know that’s not true. I just don’t love you at this time of night.
R: whatever
R: you’ll regret this when the picture works
R: then you will realise
Courfeyrac’s phone – 4:06am
that artist guy: how do i attach a picture
that artist guy: enj doesnt believe i’m cute
that artist guy: tell me i’m cute courf
Courfeyrac: R, go the fuck to sleep
that artist guy: why does everyone hate me
that artist guy: DOES NOBODY GRAN-CARE?
Courfeyrac: you are the worst
that artist guy: i’ll ask combeferre
Courfeyrac: he says he’ll stab you
that artist guy: WAIT IS HE THERE WITH YOU NOW???
Combeferre’s phone – 4:12am
grant: ARE YOU WITH COURF?
grant: ARE YOU WITH WITH COURF?
grant: AS IN WITH WITH WITH COURF??
Éponine’s phone – 4:13am
fuckface: I THINK COURF AND FERRE ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER
Éponine: do you have anything to say that isn’t blindingly obvious
fuckface: YOU KNEW?
Éponine: didnt everyone?
Éponine: i’m pretty sure even enjolras knows
Éponine: and he’s really fucking blind
fuckface: you dont have to tell me that
fuckface: but srsly dOES EVERYONE KNOW
Éponine: yes.
Eponine: now go. to. sleep.
fuckface: oh and how do you attach a picture
Cosette’s phone – 4:20am
Grantaire: Cosette, sweetest darling Cosette…
Grantaire: Please, please, tell me you did not know that Courfeyrac and Combeferre are fucking?
Grantaire: …
Grantaire: you totally knew you betrayed me consider our friendship terminated
Enjolras’ phone – 4:23am
R: i swear to fuck i’ll get this picture to send if it kills me
R: and did you know that ferre and courf are doing the sex
Cosette’s phone – 9:30am
Cosette: Yes, R, I did know about Courfeyrac and Combeferre. I’m surprised you didn’t. If you don’t think of my betrayal as being too hard, I would quite like to resume our friendship. Your loving friend (maybe), Cosette. Xx
Grantaire: i’ll consider it
Courfeyrac’s phone – 9:52am
Courfeyrac: Did you really not know about Ferre and I?
Courfeyrac: I expected that from Enjolras, but from you?
Courfeyrac: My heart weeps with such cruelty!
Courfeyrac: no but srsly me and ferre have the best sex and it sucks that enj is away and you’re getting NONE
Combeferre’s phone – 10:01am
grant: slap ur fuckmate for me
grant: unless he’s into that
grant: which i can imagine
grant: ew
grant: in which case take all of his pink clothes and dye them black
Combeferre: Okay, no offence, but there is no way I am doing that.
Combeferre: I quite like having a boyfriend.
grant: does our friendship mean nothing to you???
grant: …
grant: ferre?????
Éponine’s phone – 11:26am
Éponine: did u ever work out how to send that picture?
fuckface: FUCK
Two hours later, Enjolras' phone chimes again. Pulling it out of his pocket R's name flashes up on the screen. Enjolras laughs softly automatically and then opens the attached file:
He tells Grantaire that he should send pictures more often.
Grantaire simply replies with another picture:
A few days later, Enjolras gets another text, simply saying, "are you ever coming home????" with the attached file:
Enjolras tells Grantaire to stop sending pictures.