Notes:

Ugh okay I just spent the last half an hour writing out some bs beginner thing but my laptop crashed an now i cba writing it out again so this is what youre going to get instead.

Im dyslexic, so theres going to be mistakes.

I have a weird obsessions with commas, ignore that.

Dont ask where this idea came from, you don't want to know. And neither do I.

Trigger warnings include mention of pat chlid abuse/neglect and anxiety/ panic attacks. There will be tw for the main mention of child abuse and neglect but not so much for the passing thoughts of it. This human is constantly riddled with anxiety so theres no point of putting tw as its most likely going to be in every chapter.

This book is a human pet story if you haven't already figured it out yet which means a human/s will be treated like a dog. i.e dog beds, collars, leaches, dog food, toys, walks, being petted...ect...

Certain keys don't work on my laptop including w x s , @ 2 < it probably annoys me a hell of a lot more than it will ever annoy you.

Dont complain that the book isn't realistic as the Lucas literally get abducted by aliens and treated like a pet.

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