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“Michiru, for the love of god put that down.”
“But it smells good,”
“Michiru, that is SHAMPOO.”
“And?”
“It is soap…”
“So it’ll wash my insides too! Great!” She replied before opening the lid and pouring some in a cup. Shirou watched in horror as the 19 year old grabbed the cup and took a hearty drink.
“Uh, Shirou…”
“What.” he sighed, rubbing between his eyebrows.
“Can you take me to the med-center? Please?”
Shirou looked at this LEGAL ADULT in disgust.
“You decided to drink that, go by yourself.”
“But… but…”
The older man simply pointed to the door and said,
“Fly yourself there, run there, I don’t care. Just, for the love of god leave me alone.”
“But…”
“Now.” Michiru left the room in a huff, albeit looking a bit green. Shirou looked at Kuro and stated, “Please for the love of god, never let me (unintentionally) adopt another brat.”