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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) nadine, johnnywoestar 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Skeeter ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Johnny Dark’neigh Dementia Raven Way Joestar and I ride horses (that’s how I got my name) & i wear starry shoepants with a feather in my hoodie purple streaks and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Michael Cera (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a mage, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black hoodie with matching feathers in the hat and black leather shoepants wif green starz and a horseshoe on my beanie. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was wheelin outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Johnny!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Gyro Zeppeli!
“What’s up Gyro?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!