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peterparkour has created a chat.
peterparkour has added YouKnowWhoIAm, Steve Rogers, Hawkeye, nat, scarletbitch, givemeplums and TheFalcon to the chat.
peterparkour has named the groupchat "avengersASSemble"
peterparkour: hehehe
YouKnowWhoIAm: oh ffs
peterparkour: cmon Mr Stark it'll be fun!
YouKnowWhoIAm: not likely.
YouKnowWhoIAm has left the chat.
peterparkour: nope. not happening.
peterparkour added YouKnowWhoIAm to the chat.
YouKnowWhoIAm: there's no escape
Steve Rogers: What does ffs mean?
YouKnowWhoIAm: oh bless him
peterparkour: it means for fuck's sake, sir!
nat: whoa
Hawkeye: HAHAHAHA atta boy
TheFalcon: Peter!
givemeplums: oh no, Steve's precious ears/eyes
YouKnowWhoIAm: i'm so proud
peterparkour: i learn from the best, Mr Stark
Steve Rogers: I have no words
peterparkour changed YouKnowWhoIAm 's user to Mentor
nat: awww
scarletbitch: CLINT I WILL FUCKING END YOU
Hawkeye: hEHEH
nat: what'd he do now
scarletbitch: HE TOOK MY SHAWL. IT WAS MY FAVOURITE
peterparkour: what the sweet macaroni frick frack snick snack is a shawl
Steve Rogers: I-
peterparkour: oh sir im sorry for swearing sorry sir
givemeplums: smh
nat: Buck, he won't know what that means lmao
peterparkour: it means shaking my head, Mr America
Steve Rogers: Why don't you just type that out?
Mentor: christ, cap, brush up on ur abbreviations.
Steve Rogers: ur?
TheFalcon: oml...
Steve Rogers: oml?
Mentor: .... shSJSKSK
TheFalcon: HAHAHAHA CLINT JUST FELL OUT THE VENTS AND FACE PLANTED ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER
peterparkour: LMAOOOOO
givemeplums: he knocked over my juice >:(
scarletbitch: oh, so he's in the kitchen huh?
TheFalcon: shit.
Steve Rogers: Sam!
TheFalcon: my apologies, cap'n. I meant shiz
peterparkour: oop u better run Mr Barton sir, wanda looks mAD
she just stormed past n her eyes were all red n glowy!
Mentor: pete where the hell are you?
nat: he's on the ceiling in the corridor.
givemeplums : wait Nat where are you then??
nat: in the main lounge.
givemeplums: then how did..?
nat: FRIDAY keeps me informed.
peterparkour: ur kinda scary, miss Romanoff
nat: :(
peterparkour: in a good way! ur rly cool and intimidating and badass!
nat: :)
Steve Rogers: I'm so confused
Mentor: oh for pete's sake
peterparkour: ye for my sake
givemeplums: you guys gotta come to the main floor, it's so funny
peterparkour: omw!
Steve Rogers: WHAT DOES RHWT M3AN
nat: you broke steve
Mentor: what's happening? im busy
givemeplums: wandas dangling clint in the air and shaking him around so he'll drop her scarf thing
scarletbitch: it's a fucking shawl
peterparkour: yea u uncultured swine
givemeplums: ok first Pete you didn't even know what a shawl was, also, wanda is somehow managing to fuckin text at the same time as torturing clit. im impressed
peterparkour: was that a typo?
givemeplums: nope.
nat: oh im so calling him clit now
Mentor: hey kid, can you come down to lab 2 for a sec? I got something for you
peterparkour: of course, sir!
Mentor: just call me Tony, kid.
nat: ye, you don't need to be so formal all the time
peterparkour: it is how I show my deep respect for my idols, ma'am
peterparkour: gtg, in lab now!
nat: bye kid
scarletbitch: clit has learned his lesson.
scarletbitch sent a photo to the groupchat
(photo is a selfie of wanda grinning with her rose pink shawl on, Clint spread-eagled on the floor behind her. bucky and nat are sat on the sofa to the right, also smiling at the camera.)