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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Vanilla Ice is a very attentive partner. He has trouble finding the words to ask, but will go to unnecessary lengths to make sure his partner's needs are met should they ask for something or look like they need something. One of his favorite things to do is massage any soreness away, since it's intimate and caring and might lead to another go around.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He knows he could crush someone's head between his thighs. And you know what? Good for him. As for his partner, Vanilla is a sucker for a cute smile.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He prefers to finish inside, whether it's their mouth or otherwise, but there's something erotic to him in seeing his cum on his partner's body. Doesn't matter where, it makes his possessive side come out.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes porn cinemas once in a while. Quite literally dirty.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Most of his experience comes from one-night stands, which he hasn't had many of, though he isn't completely clueless. He's very observant and will catch on to things his partner likes quickly.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)
Missionary if he's on top, doggy style if he's on bottom.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Vanilla is naturally awkward and clumsy, so something is bound to go wrong now and then. He'll get embarrassed over making slip-ups, but his little smile when his partner laughs and reassures him is priceless.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Well groomed. His natural hair color is likely deep brown or black, so it depends on which of his hair colors you prefer. He doesn't mind a hairy partner, and considers those kinds of details useless.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He is terrible at keeping back emotions during sex, mainly because he doesn't see a reason to even try. He'll hold eye contact, if his partner likes it; he'll one hundred percent praise the hell out of them; and everything he does is backed by genuine emotion, whether it's lovey-dovey tantric sex or a flat out hate-fuck.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
When he's with someone, he'll probably close to beg for sex whenever he wants it. If his partner likes a show, he'd absolutely jack off for them. Outside a relationship, it's just up to whenever the need strikes, but he'll treat himself a little more if he doesn't have a partner to attend to him later.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He likes to submit, mainly for the service aspect. Pleasing his partner is a priority and a turn on. More specifically, cockwarming comes to mind, whether his partner has male or female parts. He also likes being overstimulated. There's nothing that feels better than that shake in his thighs and fog in his mind after a good fuck.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Any private place, whether that's the bedroom or the shower or somewhere with the blinds closed.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Again, pleasing his partner to the best of his ability. Sex with this guy is, to quote a Tumblr post, lavish as all hell. Praise is another one, both giving and receiving, though mostly receiving. He likes to be told he's doing well.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Receiving degradation and things of that nature. Group sex is also a turn off, as he has trouble coping with his partner being with anyone else while they're together.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Absolutely loves it. The act of submitting to his partner by letting them sit on or ride his face is a huge turn on for him, and he's very good at giving it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can be anything, but is usually calm and always thorough.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
It doesn't happen often, but quickies in restrooms and dressing rooms and the like aren't something he's going to say no to, should the need arise.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He'll try anything once if his partner wants it, even if he can't really see what's so hot about it himself. The chances of him turning down his partner for anything are slim to none. Public sex (public public, not secluded hiking trail public, you know?) is probably one of his biggest sexual fears, though.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Three rounds is a general limit, one or two if he's really not had a lot of sex for a while. How long he lasts depends, but he's pretty average to longer than average. If you're on the receiving end of enough ruined orgasms, you learn to hold it in.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He would never own his own toys, being an anxious kind of person, but he'd lose his mind if his partner used a vibrator on him, or a strap-on for partners with female parts.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Vanilla Ice teasing his partner is very rare, unless they really want him to do it. Even then, he sucks at it and it usually results in laughter.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He's normally quiet, but he rarely holds anything back when he's enjoying himself. There's no reason for him to, is there? As for sounds, he mainly groans and pants and whines.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Morning sex isn't something that happens often, but he enjoys making love while spooning when it does. He also has his nipples pierced, or at the very least has thought about getting it done.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Vanilla's cock is cut and pretty girthy, but average length. His ass, though, is nice and tight, in appearance and otherwise.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
As long as there's intimacy in the relationship, sex isn't exactly a priority. Being a man of few words, intimacy is a primary way he expresses his love, though, and he might not feel fulfilled if it never happens.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He generally tries to stay awake until his partner falls asleep, but there is no guarantee. It all depends on how intense it was.