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GROUP CHAT ATTEMPT #176
Kara: Deez
Winn: What?
James: You cant just start a group chat with that
Alex: ESPECIALLY NOT AT 3 IN THE MORNING
Lucy: Nutz HA
James: This is why we dismantled the last group chat
Maggie: Really? I thought it was because of the pickle incident
Lena: The pickle incident?
Winn: Was it a pickle or an avocado?
Lucy: Was it FR E SH A VOCA DO?
Kara: RIP vine, gone but not forgotten.
James: No it was a pickle
Maggie: Definitely a pickle
Lena: What happened with the pickle
Lucy: Remember last year when Alex forgot Maggie's birthday?
Alex: I DID NOT FORGET!!!!
Maggie: Yeah you did babe
Alex: Don’t call me out like that!
Lucy: Whatever, anyway what happened was Alex needed a gift ASAP and it was like 2 in the morning and all the stores were already closed. Long story short, Kara creates this group chat to help put together a last minute gift but instead of doing something romantic she asks for pickle donation. SHE MADE A PICKLE BOUQUET FOR MAGGIE!!
Kara: It was romantic
Maggie: It really wasn’t
Lucy: And to make it worse she added googly eyes to the pickles
Alex: It was a hideous abomination
James: And its beady little eyes would follow you wherever you went
Lena: I thought you took Maggie to Alaska for her birthday?
Alex: That trip was more of an apology than a gift
Lucy: No gift can make up from the emotional scarring caused by Dave
Lena: Dave?
Lucy: The pickle bouquet
Lena: Was named Dave?
Maggie: Ask Kara
Kara: He looked like a Dave, I think he was cute.
Lucy: You would, Lena if I was you I would run
Alex: Yeah, you fill her office with flowers one day and a week later you walk into an office filled with pickles named Dave
Lena: Kara wouldn't do that
Kara: ….…………..
James: Kara no!
Winn: Kara no!
Alex: Kara no!
Kara: Kara yes!
Kara: Unrelated question but does anyone have any pickles?