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Fuxk, I don't know what to do.
"TUBBO! Please, for the love of god, stop stealing my PoTAtoes!" Purpled screams as he chases tubbo infront of the river. Tommy was just there, laughing his ass off and doubling over. "No! As president- actually, that's kind of a dick move. You're not even a part of l'manburg.. " Tubbo trails off. "Psst! We're getting off track! Purpled, just farm some more fuckin- potatoes or something! I'm pretty sure your farm is bigger that techno's. " No. It isnt, but anything to make them stop. And eventually, they do stop, and they continue to build the statue, having short and a bit questionable conversations.
"Hey, how do you think dream gave birth?" Tubbo suddenly asks. "He has creative mode, Tubbo. He obviously just spawned one. " Tommy said. Purpled shook his head, "No, There's not a single spawn egg that has a green fox human that is good at coding AND parkour. " Purpled reasoned. They stopped for a while, thinking. " So what? He just grew a vagi-" Tommy was about to say before tubbo and purpled shushes him. Not very TOS, Tommy.
"If there's a ghostbur, why is there no Ghostlatt?" Tubbo asks. "Don't Jinx it! "
"What...What the fuck are they talking about?"
"Don't ask, Ghostlatt, don't ask."