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Incorrect Nazjatar Quotes

Summary:

A bunch of incorrect quotes(maybe short stories) featuring the people in Nazjatar! None of this is in chronological order and filled with headcanons for characters.

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Genn: Why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

Genn: I JUST REALISED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS. FOR THE RECORD, I HAD A NOSE BLEED, I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER.

Jaina: But we both know that's not quite true.

Thalyssra: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just fyi.

Oculeth: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

Lor' themar: This place is filled with murderers.