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one day heavy go 2 sandvich shop. It was very hot day and heavy was rely hungery. he wanted one of dos yumi sandviches with extra meat and chese.gud sandvich. Sudenli, skaot ran out prom the shados and bonked heavys nose, shouting “YOLO SWAGGEROONIE BOOBASS MCGEE I GOT YOUR NOSE NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO ‘BOUT THAT BRO ALSO I MADE OUT WITH SASHA” and heavi was liiek “TINY MEN YU WILL CRAI – YOU TOUCHED SASHA I WILL KEEL YU” because he wasn’t luking, skaot tripped on a rak on the rod, and he triped and rolled down the hill (der was a hill dere, and so mani roks and rods) and heavy pulled him up and krashed him into a small cube (I think they used that cube in another game, it has heartz or something idk) and he found skaots money!!!!1 heavy took money and went to sanvich shop. He used money and buyed a sandvich wit extra meat and chese and he made out with it too but that’s another story.
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