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cooljeanz: eren has literally ruined my life
supremeyeager: LMFAOOO YOU SHOULDVE SEEN UR FACE😭😭😭😭
sexyconnie: I CANT BREATHE YOOOO IM DYING
sashababy: PLS PLS IM ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS💀💀💀
sexyconnie: HAHAHHBADHQQBFEHWFWG I CANTTTT
arminarlet: This is so messy
leviackerman: Genuinely.
hangingzoe: YOOOOOOOO JEAN UR SO EMBARRASSING
supremeyeager: i havent laughed this hard in ages lmao
mika_: jean don't ever associate yourself with me again, please and thank you
supremeyeager: she dont want you jeannyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sexyconnie: where is armin i cant believe he missed this
supremeyeager: wait until i show zeke this lolololol
cooljeanz: nO WHAT THE FUCK EREN U FUCKING DICK
Erwinsmith: There’s no need to use crude language
arminarlet: bro stfu we’re not ten
leviackerman: Lose the attitude
arminarlet hop off his dick man
leviackerman: you little cunt
Erwinsmith: Excuse me Armin
arminarlet: you’re not excused carry on kissing that 5'2 midgets ass
leviackerman: noway i’m not punching you when i see you next lad
Erwinsmith: uncouth behaviour
REALARMINARLET: Sorry boys that was zeke changing his name to mine!!!!
REALARMINARLET: wtf chill im literally in the canteen w historia and ymir rn
leviackerman: its 11pm
RELREALARMINARLET: zeke i implore you change your name
REALREALARMINARLET: implore rejected
leonhartqueen: eren your parents shoulda taken zeke to the vets and have him put down
sashababy: annie 😭😭😭😭😭
supremeyeager: praying the day youth in asia is legalised so i can fr put him down
sexyconnie: annie ur so funny truly
hangingzoe: kdwkfekfjqekg YOUTH IN ASIA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
leonhartqueen: lol
supremeyeager: IDK HOW TO SPEALL IT OKAY🧑🏼🦯🧑🏼🦯
THEACTUALARMINARLET: spell*
THEACTUALARMINARLET: euthanasia*
THEACTUALARMINARLET: stfu nerd
leviackerman: God strike this man down
THEACTUALARMINARLET: God doesnt listen to 5’2 twinks hth
mika: im cryin
sexyconnie: ATE
cooljeanz: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Erwinsmith: Armin.
hangingzoe: need me a funny man like zeke fr 😭😭😭😭😭
Erwinsmith: There are so many new acronyms these days, I’ve seemed to have missed this one.
Erwinsmith: Would appreciate it if someone told me what “HTH” stands for.
THEONLYARMINARLET: ITS NOT MEEEEEEE ITS ZEKE
cooljeanz: happy to help erwin it means hunt the hoes
supremeyeager: swear jean? thot it stood for hang the heathens
sexyconnie: yo wasn’t it harass the hysterical
sashababy: no connie sweetie it was hatch the hippos
mika: you guys are so mean
mika: you have to be kind to the elderly, its in the bible
leonhartqueen: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
supremeyeager: mika whens the last time you picked up a bible be fr now
Erwinsmith: Right
leviackerman: fucking teenagers
mika: im litch buddhist
leviackerman: it means hope that helps
supremeyeager: damn there goes my being a priest and fucking a hot woman (mikasa) in the confession booth fantasy
Erwinsmith: Knew I could rely on my pal
mika: wild statement
leonhartqueen: damn yeager keep it in ur pants
supremeyeager: but u didnt say no
alphamale: blasphemy
mika: maybe
leviackerman: 👍👍👍👍
cooljeanz: no reiner its fleabag
cooljeanz: just say u arent cultured
supremeyeager: innit
historiasgf: i loved fleabag
cooljeanz: my sister put me on and i got eren hooked too
leonhartqueen: who jean?
sashababy: YMIR MY LOVE
historiasgf: ew why are men claiming fleabag
historiasgf: hullo lad
cooljeanz: WHO ASKED ANNIE HUH? SOOOO FUNNY WOWWWW
mika: right omg it was made for the girlies
supremeyeager: god i hate butch lesbos
cooljeanz: says who
historiasgf: fuck off eren, i have no balls and ill be more of a man than you ever will
cooljeanz: thats not a flex
supremeyeager: innit
leonhartqueen: jean why do you like the show
historiasgf: might as well lips him eren seeing how quick you are to back jean up
supremeyeager: 🖕🖕🖕🖕
cooljeanz: coz funny
historiasgf: thought so
supremeyeager: hysterical actually annie
sexyconnie: i would lips jean no problemo
sashababy: :0
historiasgf: fleabag is girlhood its not just humour but ur just men so why would i expect you to understand
supremeyeager: blah blah
sexyconnie: only if u let me xx
sashababy: i do xxx
cooljeanz: woah mate
mika: ymir they will NEVER understand
leonhartqueen: no point in trying
supremeyeager : same connie ^
historiasgf: tragic for straight women
cooljeanz: lol what??
sashababy: true :(
sexyconnie: a kiss is a kiss
cooljeanz: fairs
supremeyeager : that ^^ kiss is kiss
hangingzoe: I FINALLY FINISHED WORK AND MY PHONE WOULDN'T STOP BUZZING I MISSED ALL THE FUN
leviackerman: not much to miss
THEGENUINEARMINARLET: title of ur sex tape
THEGENUINEARMNARLET: Zeke PLEASE
leviackerman: surprised you know what a sex tape is zeke
leviackerman: i thought you were still yet to discover women were real
hanginzoe: omg b99 reference
supremeyeager: wasnt funny ngl levi
THELEGITARMINARLET: dead joke
leviackerman: no on asked you eren
leviackerman: seems like ur only job today is being a back up dancer
supremeayeager: chill mf
leonhartqueen: me and jakes nose
leonhartqueen: 2 mins
leonhartqueen: im pregnant
leonhartqueen: big noses >>>
cooljeanz: crazy words annie
sashababy: we all know what doja said
mika: PERIOD
supremeyeager: haha hey mikasa
mika: not big enough eren
cooljeanz: title of ur sex tape
supremeyeager: fuck off
alphamale: yo @ leonhartqueen
alphamale: big noses? wagwan
leonhartqueen: wouldn't touch u with a 10 foot pole reiner mate
bertholdt: she said big not ugly reiner
supremeyeager: damn
alphamale: damn
sexyconnie: damn
sashababy: damn
hanginzoe: im down @alphamale
mika: reiner lowkey is
cooljeanz: ????
supremeyeager: LOWKEY WHAT
alphamale: 😉😉😉
mika: teehee
supremyeager: WHAT
leonhartqueen: his crash out is going be for at least 10 hours im out
sashababy: so glad connie baby isnt like that
sexyconnie: my beloved
sashababy: mwah
supremeyeager: mikasa stop ignornign my calls or help me god
THEORIGINALARMINARLET: ignorning*
THEORIGINALARMINARLET: ZEKE PLEASE STOP
THEORIGINALARMINARLET: I HATE YOU BOTH ITS IGNORING******