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joongie
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH
I TAKE SUCH GOOD PICTURES OF YOU
AND YOU DO THIS??
xxx-xxx-xxx
New phone
Who dis
joongie
CAN YOU NOT SEE MY FACE?
I know that pic is blurry af (once again, your fault) but I thought you'd at least know who you spend this afternoon with, yeosang
xxx-xxx-xxx
Sorry, not Yeosang
joongie
haha very funny
if you're not yeosang, who are you, then?
xxx-xxx-xxx
joongie
....fuck, did I accidentally text a model
[change xxx-xxx-xxx to hottie??] [yes|no]
hottie??
I'm afraid I'm not a model, just a regular university student.
Although I do work as a shop assistant and people sometimes sneakily take pictures of me but that's neither here nor there.
joongie
fuck, dude, I'm really sorry, my friend yeosang just changed his phone after dropping his old one into the lake when he was trying to do a headstand and fell over and he must have given me the wrong number
I'm really sorry, for real
please don't call the police on me
hottie??
I'm not going to call the police on you for accidentally texting me lol
Can I just ask... how exactly did your friend manage to drown his phone when doing a headstand?
joongie
well, like, me, him and our friends san and jongho were by the lake, right
and jongho is like, really strong, I'm talking like 'break an apple in half with his bare hands' kind of strong and he was showing us how to do a headstand and san was like let me try too and so he did but he fell over and almost fell into the lake but luckily he didn't but THEN jongho says to yeosang 'bet you can't do it with your noodly arms' and like, yeosang has the biggest crush on san, I swear, so he was like fucking watch me bro and he tried but...
well, he fell over, slid down this small hill and plopped into the lake like a fish and his phone was in his pocket and when he tried to turn it on after getting out, it was completely soaked and wouldn't work, so
anyway... yeah
hottie??
You have some very interesting friends.
joongie
haha yeah, we're all a bunch of weirdos
I also have a friend called Mingi but he couldn't go out with us bc he broke his leg last week and was too lazy to use crutches
...it was probably for the best that he wasn't there, now that I think about it
he's very lively, he wouldn't be able to sit still and probably hurt himself even more
joongie
haha anyway
sorry again for yelling at you when I thought you were my friend
have a nice rest of the evening!
hottie??
Oh. Of course. Apology accepted.
Have a nice evening as well, it was nice talking to you.
joongie
yeah you too
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[WE ARE THE WEIRDOS, MISTER]
princess minki
yo where the hell is yeosang
can someone add him
joongie
I tried texting him because he takes the shittiest pics but I ended up talking to some model-dude because clearly, yeosang didn't even give me the right number
apple breaker
that's so sad alexa play call me maybe
princess minki
I hate that song
sanflower
what do you mean, carly rae jepsen is my QUEEN
princess minki
fr tho, yeosang has my headphones, can somebody add him I don't have his number and I really want them back
sanflower
I'll try adding him hold on
[sanflower added sangie♥ to WE ARE THE WEIRDOS, MISTER]
[sangie♥ changed his nickname to yeoyeo]
yeoyeo
waddup I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
joongie
or type numbers, clearly
yeoyeo
is this an attack
princess minki
hongjoong is mad
let him be, you know he's cute when he gets all angry
must be because he's so small
joongie
says the overcooked noodle
sanflower
so cute ♥.♥
joongie
LISTEN HERE YOU MUSCLE PIG
apple breaker
he literally has no chill
how come there's so much anger in such a small body?
princess minki
tiny people always have so much rage within them
it honestly scares me
unlike this very cute tol boi in my calculus class
he is a blessing
yeoyeo
do you even know his name
princess minki
do I need to?
I will see it once he signs our marriage papers <3
joongie
you all disgust me
jongho is the only one I can trust
apple breaker
my aromantic ass will never blind you with this lovey-dovey bullshit, hyung-nim
sanflower
wait, what did I do?? I'm single as well?? and I don't flirt with anyone in this chat?
joongie
you're the object of desire of so many, san
I can never forgive you
joongie
HOWEVER
BACK TO MY PROBLEMS
YEOSANG WHY CAN'T YOU EVER TAK A GOOD PICTURE OF ME TT
yeoyeo
what do you mean, I take the best pictures
joongie
.
yeoyeo
your smile just shines in that picture, hyung <3
joongie
stop trying to butter me up, it's not gonna work
I accidentally texted this pic to someone who looks like a model because of you
EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT
princess minki
can we see this model-like creature then?
sanshine
come on, mingi, he shouldn't just breach someone's privacy like that
princess minki
...well, I totally would lol
but can we at least get a name then?
joongie
I never asked for his name
but since I feel no remorse and it's not like you guys are gonna share his pic anywhere and he did send it to me unsolicited,
princess minki
wow
apple breaker
what a hot specimen
joongie
right??
sanflower
some people are just born lucky...
yeoyeo
you're pretty too, san
like a flower
a sanflower
sanflower
I prefer the term 'handsome' but thanks, yeosang
you're pretty too <3
joongie
somebody save me before I barf
apple breaker
it's okay, hyung
you always have me
joongie
and I appreciate that
yeoyeo
maybe you should try talking to that model-dude
you might not be so disgusted by all the romance if you find someone, hyung
joongie
as if someone like him would ever date me lol
good try, yeosang
sanflower
why are you putting yourself down, hyung?
you're handsome, cute, can rap, I mean what else can a man want?
joongie
okay thanks for the pep talk but have you not seen him? that dude's face should be on billboards
apple breaker
I'd put your face on a billboard
joongie
this is why you're my favourite, jongho
apple breaker
uwu
yeoyeo
did he just uwu
princess minki
let him be, he's cute, since he's the youngest
princess minki
but I agree with yeosang, hyung
you could try talking to him more
maybe he's nice, at least you could gain a new friend?
joongie
are you implying you guys are not enough for me as my friends
yeoyeo
...maybe he has less hot friends that would date you?
joongie
I see.
well, might as well give it a shot, right?
sanflower
that's my boy!
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