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LEVIHAN ONE SHOTS
“Levi it’s really hot in here” Hanji says standing up and pushing her hair out of her face. She quietly moves towards where he sits buried in a pile of papers.
“Yeah” was his only response
“It’s stifling!” she continues as she stands in front of him, she squats down in front of him and reaches for his shirt.
“I agreed with you” he mutters and stops when he realizes what she is doing, “Hanji if you are so hot then why are you unbuttoning my shirt?”
“No reason” she laughs.
“Are you sure you’re not trying to make me hotter?”
“Me no, I want you to be a sweaty mess!” she replies as she pops the last button on his shirt and pushes it off his body.
“Damn it four eyes” he growls as he grabs her collar and pulls her close so he can slam his lips down on hers.
AND ANOTHER….
Levi is sitting on the couch reading a book, when Hanji walks in, she sits beside him watches him quietly, he notices her but does not pay her any attention. Hanji waits a few beats and slides closer and begins to run her fingers through his hair. He tilts his head into her hand but does not say a word. She smiles and leans forward to press a kiss to his neck.
He stops, shoulders tense he asks “What was that?”
“Affection” she replies with a glint in her eyes.
“Disgusting” he mutters, he puts his book down and turns to look at her “Do it again.”
Hanji laughs and throws her arms around his neck and starts to place soft kisses from his neck to his earlobe and finally to his lips.
AND ANOTHER….
Hanji was trying desperately to brush the wrinkles out of her shirt and replacing her hair in its customary ponytail as she walked into the meeting room. All eyes fell on her noticing her disheveled clothes.
“Sorry I’m late” she winced as Erwin raised his eyebrows “I was uh... doing stuff!”
Levi walks in right behind her, noticeable disheveled too and without a hint of embarrassment says, “It’s me, I was stuff.” Hanji smacks her forehead with her hands, while Levi sits down at the table. Hanji follows him not noticing that Erwin and Mike just rolled their eyes. The meeting started without another word.
WANT SOME MORE…
Levi walks into the kitchen and starts to ready his morning tea, he mumbles out a good morning to Hanji who is sitting at the table trying to not giggle. Levi eyes her knowing she has something stupid up her sleeve. He continues his tasks ignoring her.
He pours his tea into a cup and picks up the sugar, Hanji bursts out laughing at this point completely obvious that she has done something to the sugar. He rolls his eyes as he pours sugar in the glass. Levi raises the glass to his lips glaring at her. Hanji stops laughing and yells “Stop! I can’t do this to you. Don’t drink that, I replaced the sugar with salt”
Levi stares daggers at her and instead of putting the cup down, he drinks the whole shot in one gulp. Hanji wrinkles her nose in disgust. Levi moves around the table and leans over her shoulder “Next time try harder, shitty glasses.” Hanji blows out a breath and throws her hands into the air.
THESE TWO ARE SILLY, I GOT SOME MORE FOR YOU….
Levi and Hanji are lounging around bored. Hanji is playing with his hair and Levi keeps sighing. He sits up and leans into Hanji to whisper in her ear “Talk dirty to me” he demands.
Hanji smiles and whispers “Dust, dirt, mud…”
Levi shivers and stands up; he pulls her up and picks her up to fling her over his shoulder as the walks to the bedroom.
I CAN KEEP GOING….
“Hanji wake up” Levi says as he tries to shake her awake. Hanji rolls over in bed and pulls the covers over her head. Levi rolls his eyes and snakes a hand under the covers to run his fingers down her ribs, she gasps and he continues, she makes no move to get out of bed so he pulls his hands away making her groan. He lifts the covers and slides in next to her, he slides up her sleep shirt and begins to kiss her breasts and works his way down until he reaches her navel, he swirls his tongue around her navel and her back arches. He grins and instead of continuing he pulls back and away from her.
“Come on, it’s time to get up!”
Hanji grits her teeth as she feels his warmth leave her, she opens her eyes just in time to see him leave the room.
“Dammit Levi!” she yells as she throws a pillow at his retreating form.
“That’s what you get for not getting up” he replies sticking his head back in the doorway.
“Screw you!” she counters
“Save that for later, four eyes!” Levi yells as he walks away. She growls and he laughs.
HERE WE GO AGAIN….
“Hey Hanji” Levi says, she turns to look at him and shoves her hair out of her face, he is dressed down and looks incredibly delicious. “I need to get something off my chest” he continues ignoring her glare.
Before she could stop herself, she says “Please let it be your shirt.”
Her hand flies to cover her mouth, but it’s too late. Levi raises his eyebrows at her and shrugs. “Ok, I can make that happen” he replies lifting his hands to start unbuttoning his shirt agonizingly slow. Hanji bites her lip as she watches him.
He lets his shirt fall from his shoulders and he tosses it at her. She catches it and giggles. “Now back to what I was saying…”
“You were saying something?” Hanji says tearing her eyes away from his chiseled chest. “Never mind” he says as he begins to walk out of the room. “Levi wait!” Hanji screams as she chases after him.
ONCE MORE FOR PROSPERITY….
“Let go of me Levi” Hanji tries to wriggle out of his grasp
“No, you are going to do something stupid”
“No I’m not!” she pouts and slumps her shoulders.
“Promise” he asks loosening his grip.
She nods and he lets go of her. She turns to face him and immediately sticks her tongue out at him and says “Gotcha!” as she runs away.
Levi smacks his forehead and mumbles “Here we go again!” as he chases after her. He finally catches up to her and tackles her to the ground. “Hanji, I won’t hesitate to strangle you” he says while sitting on her.
“Can you reach my neck?” she grins and bursts out laughing until she is crying. Levi pouts and gets off her and starts to walk away. “Wait Levi, come back. I was joking!’
Levi turns and glares at her as he walks away, leaving her scrambling to get up and chase after him.
LOOKS LIKE I HAVE MORE IN ME AFTER ALL….
“Levi, hey Levi, check it out” Levi turns and scowls, he sees Hanji hanging upside down from a tree branch.
“What are you doing shitty glasses?”
“Just hanging” she says laughing. Levi facepalms and walks towards her. “Why are you in the tree?”
“I don’t know it seemed like fun” she replied. “Oh, I have an idea!”
Levi furrows his brow. Hanji motions him forward and reaches out to reach for his face, Levi tries to pull back but can’t. “Kiss me!”
“No!” he says trying to pull away. Hanji’s grip doesn’t loosen but suddenly, they both hear a crack and suddenly Hanji is falling, she flails her arms and manages to grab Levi’s cloak before crashing to the ground Levi on top of her.
“Dammit four eyes!” Levi says as she tries to push him off her. “That was fun” she cries as she stands up and brushes herself off. She runs towards another tree and starts to climb much to Levi’s chagrin. He just shakes his head and follows her thinking ‘Why did I think bringing her outdoors was a good idea?’