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Selina Kyle was waiting.
And waiting.
And waiting
And waiting.
Her stomach growled as the smell of food made her mouth water. A pang of anger and jealousy bubbled up in her as she watched as other couples in the restaurant sat down to eat, enjoying each others company.
Glaring at her watch in frustration, (for once it was a watch that she hadn't stolen, honest... or so she claimed) she began to tap her fingers frustratingly against her face
"where the hell is he?" she said quietly to her self.
A buzzing in her purse got her hopes up as she pulled her phone out. However the name on it made her hopes fall. Sighing sadly, she accepted the call. "Hello, alfred."
"Miss kyle, I was hoping to catch you."
"Lemme guess, "business?" " she said chuckling into the phone slightly. "Unfortunately, yes. Master Bruce sends his sincerest apologies."
A plan began forming in her head as she grinned.
"Ya know what, I think I'll go help him." She said smirking. Hanging up she collected her purse and began to walk out of the restaurant, her stomach still growling.
"Put this on Bruce Wayne's tab"
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Once on patrol, Selina began jumping from roof roof, searching for the start of her "surpise". Finally Jumping on the right roof she grinned as she looked at the Batsignal. Stripping out of her skintight costume, she slid into the spotlight. The yellow light engulfing her naked body, making her seemingly glow in the darkness surrounding her.
Making sure her intended target got her message, she picked up her bra and dangled it from her delicate fingers, making sure she was understood. The cold of Gotham's night air making her nipples hard as her as it sent shivers through her nude body. A sudden "thud" was the only thing that could be heard as the building below her shook slightly. A groan near the edge of the roof sent her searching for its source. It only took a moment for her to Look down and find the cause.
Batman.
THE BATMAN.
Bruce Wayne himself, was laying flat against the side of the building, randomly appearing to be glued to it. Not bothering to stifle her laughter, Selina, in all her nude glory, bent down and looked over the ledge. "well, hi there. Having fun are we?" she said mockingly. Bruce glared at her as he hung there, dangling off of the side of the building. "You do know that you would have more fun up here, right?"
"Mind helping me up?" he grumbled in embarrassment "Oh, I think that I can help get you up alright." she said with a knowing smirk. "Is that a yes?" She shook her head. "That is a "Get your own ass up and get over here before I kick you off this roof." That's what that is." She was getting impatient for the second time that night. This time, however, it was for a different reason. "Oh?" " You're goddam right, "oh". Now hurry up and get over here already, it's frickin freezing tonight!"
"It's always cold at night. Why is tonight any different? He asked as mild confusion settled in his mind. She smirked with glee. "Hurry up and find out for yourself." Pulling himself up, he realized what she meant. Finally gaining the attention she craved, she pulled the armor clad hero close and kissed him passionately.
Briefly breaking away from his lips, she smiled up at him. "Happy anniversary, Bruce."