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'Once you have a few drinks it won't feel too short,' Andrea told Carol.
'Are you sure we are not to over dressed, you can't see my underwear?' Carol whispered.
They both had skirts and boots on, sexy underwear, just in case Andrea told her. Carol knew Andrea had hook ups with guys, Carol never even been with a guy like that before. She didn't have to lie about the virgin statement.
They were walking down the road to board a bus that was taking them on Maggie Greene's hen's party, the bus would take them around quite a few bars and they were meant to drink at them all. They were all wearing tee shirts with tasks on them they had to complete over the night. Carol couldn't understand why she had to do tasks she wasn't getting married, to be honest some of the tasks were freaking her out.
'If you find a willing hottie you can get them all crossed off your list,' Andrea was telling her as she walked into the bar. Carol nodded, she wasn't really good with men in general trying to get one or two to do the tasks were going to be her ongoing nightmare tonight. Some were on her tee shirt some were on a list in her bra, why had she agreed to even come.
- Kiss (on the cheek) a man in uniform
- Must get a condom from a man, Fit a condom over a bottle using only your mouth.
- Must find a man with a goatee and get a photo with him
- Dance on a table in a bar
- Stand on a table or chair (perhaps next to the men’s toilets) as a living statue for 90 seconds – the rest of the group should decide what you should imitate
- Whisper something saucy to the youngest barman you can find.
- Ask a guy to remove his shirt. (maybe condom guy)
- Describe to a random person in great detail your worst/best sexual encounter ever (feel free to make it up)
- Convince a guy you are still a virgin
- Approach a male stranger returning from the bar with 2 or 3 drinks , take one and say 'Cheers, that was very kind of you'
- Walk like an Egyptian into a club
- Approach a stranger and be adamant that you know each other well
- Get a guy to give you a piggyback ride to the bus
- Remove an item of underwear without leaving the room.
- Persuade a stranger to buy you a drink
- Do a pre-designated dance every time the group call out a certain song title to you (e.g. Hammer Time, Riverdance, Saturday Night Fever)
- Have a hot guy buy you 'sex on the beach'.
- Dance like a geek with a stranger
- Pash (kiss) a stranger
The one freaking Carol out was the 'Pash a stranger,'
She not long come out of relationship where she had been told she was prude every time she said no to her boyfriend. She probably was. She was single now and free to pash anyone she liked according to Andrea.
She had her shot of dutch courage in her hand bag, honestly she was 25years old. Her friend a hip flask of straight vodka, Andrea encouraged her to take a couple of hits. They climbed onto the bus there was at least 30 of them, Carol wondered how many tasks she could actually do. The first bar they come too, many women hit the different guys around Carol and Andrea with Maggie hit the bar, it was early they had all night.
By the 4th bar Carol was drunk and marked off a few of the easier tasks, none of the ones that involved men. She took a drink out of her hip flask walking like an Egyptian into the bar looking around. She took a breath saw a guy with a goatee coming back from the bar with a few bottles of beer she nudged Maggie and Andrea, she was doing it, she was hell drunk she was going to try hit about 7 tasks with one guy.
She walked up to him took one of his bottles of beer and said, 'Cheers, that was kind of you,'
He looked surprised starring at her. He saw her tee shirt, 'Hen's night?'
She nodded, he looked at her chest looking at some of the tasks not ticked off. He pulled out his wallet and handed her a condom, indicated for her to put it on the bottle with a smirk on his face, the bar was crowded, she did it quickly. Her face was flaming, she didn't know where to look, so she ended up looking in his eyes.
'Nice, you going to kiss me with that mouth?' He bent in she glared across at Maggie who was laughing, wrapped her arms around the strangers neck and kissed him, slipping her tongue into his mouth, she didn't mean to do that she got carried away a little. She could hear cheering from a few males nearby. She pulled back and blushed a little.
'Nice,' he whispered. He let her take a selfie with him.
'I'm a virgin,' she told him, he chewed on his lip a little watching her, Andrea was giggling nearby, Carol's eyes tried to focus on what she needed to tell him. 'I am, I'm a prude, and never ever had sex because its a sin,'
'My worst sexual encounter was ............. was when a guy prematurely ejaculated on me and it landed on the curtains behind us, ............... and the wall............. it stains,' Carol's face flamed. The stranger with the goatee nodded and drank down the contents of the bottle of beer he was holding. He looked like he wanted to be any where else in the world than talking about ejaculation with her. She took the condom off the bottle she was still holding and drank down half.
Maggie shouted out, 'Its Hammer time,'
Carol look at them and her embarrassment had gone she started to dance in front of him, he started drinking the other beer watching, looking at her.
'Table, table, table,' Shouted Andrea, Carol drank the rest of the bottle handed it to him and climbed up onto the table to dance, she was joined by Maggie who still had to cross that off her list. She took a selfie on her way past with the goatee guy. They were told to get down off the table by the bar staff, they climb down, looking embarrassed. The guy started to leave. He stopped coming back to talk to her.
'Let me know if you want to exchange my shirt for your panties,' he winked and walked off. He headed to a group of guys in the corner, sitting down looking at her. Carol sat at the bar drinking with the girls not that she needed more to drink, but she was drinking anyway thinking about her kiss with condom guy. A wee while later the condom guy was leaving with the group of guys he was with, he half gave her a wave.
'You should try get him to take of his shirt, his shoulders and chest look huge,' Andrea suggested, Carol moved off the bar stool following him.
'Wait,' she called, he come back through the crowd to her, 'Wait,' she wiggled a little bending over he wondered what she was doing, then she put her panties in his hand, the bar was crowded no one saw her exchange except Maggie and Andrea, he looked down at the black lace in his hand, and moved unbuttoning his shirt, and handed it to her. Andrea was right, his chest and arms and abs were impressive.
He tucked her panties in his pocket, 'Thanks, have a good night,' he leaned in kissed her and left the bar shirtless with her panties in his pocket. Carol turned looking at Andrea and moved fast to the toilets to put on the extra pair of panties in her purse Maggie told her to bring just in case. Carol come out just in time to hear they were moving to a new bar. She moved fast to the bus trying not to think about condom guy.