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Shrek sat in his leather chair as his boner grew hard in his pants. God how he wished Fiona was home, but unfortunately she was out so Shrek was stuck with no way of getting rid of his rock-solid problem. Just as he started to reach his breaking point, the way the material of his pants were rubbing against his cock was not helpful at all, several knocks sounded throughout the hut. “Why would someone come here?” Shrek thought to himself as he stood up.
He opened the door fully oblivious to the fact his erect penis was being shown obviously. Expecting just a mere human, Shrek’s breath was taken away at the sight of the Kool-Aid Man. It might of been the fact he was incredibly horny but the person-sized cup of red drink looked unbelievably sexy right now. “What. No Shrek you’re married and straight you can’t think that.” Shrek scolded himself.
The Kool-Aid Man stood in the doorway, “Uhm- I’m sorry if this is rude but I could smell your erection and- and I wanted to know if you needed any help?” He stuttered out. Shrek stood there looking flabbergasted, the Kool-Aid Man surely knew he was married? So why ask... though Shrek knew it was wrong the boner in his pants was painful and the man in front of him seemed like the best option for sorting himself out. So, why not? Fiona won’t mid too much right?
“Okay.” Shrek said in his ogre accent, grabbing the Kool-Aid commercial star by the wrist and dragging him inside as the liquid inside his glass body shook with anticipation. “The safe word is earwax.” the dominant ogre said.
Before Kool-Aid Man had a chance to reply Shrek smashed his lips into his and started kissing him passionately. Slimy green lips against glossy red ones, it felt like pure heaven. Shrek had never felt this way with Fiona. He brushed his tongue against Kool-Aid Man’s bottom lip to ask for permission to invade his mouth. It was granted almost instantly and Shrek started to explore the liquidy man’s mouth. It tasted like a mix of different fruits, all mixing together to create the sweetest flavour. If it were possible Shrek would of gotten harder from the taste.
“Need- need you in me Shrek-” The Kool-Aid Man burst out.
“Don’t you worry” Shrek said as he started to take off his clothes. As he fumbled with his belt the Kool-Aid Man took his index finder and started to finger himself open, from the indent he’d seen in Shrek’s pants he could tell he was big. His assumptions were proved correct by the time his pants were completely off, so he’d have to be properly stretched out to be able to take him.
Shrek looked up at his liquidy lover, lust clouding his view. “Sh-Shrek?” The Kool-Aid Man called out, “I’m ready.”
“Okay.”
Shrek climbed on top of the other, being careful not to spill any of his precious Kool-Aid. Oh boy this was going to be fun.
He readied his large horse cock over the Kool-Aid Man’s waiting anal cavity, plunging in once the man underneath him gave a thumbs up. “Gah- Shrek- Fuck me harder!” Shrek only grunted in response, shortly afterwards picking up the pace to one that would most likely break a normal person’s back. Good thing Kool-Aid Man wasn’t normal. He wanted- no needed more then this.
“Sh-Shrek. Pleeasse can I have something more- anything. I just- I need more.”
“You’re in luck baby boy, Shrek has a surprise door you.”
And with that eight green tentacles slithered out of his ass, each one slimy and writhing. Desperate to fill someone up.
“Sh-Sh-Shrek- Please please please, fill me up with them. All of them.”
Nothing more had to be said for Shrek to push all of his tentacles into his partners anus, as he started to get faster with the thrusts of his cock he timed the slimy green wrigglers with them as well.
Shrek groaned, all his tentacles and his penis all thrusting in and out of the Kool-Aid Man. He knew this feeling, he knew it well. The desire to come became unbearable and as he let it gush out of him a milky-white substance polluted the Kool-Aid Man’s classic red liquid.