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Intro: [happily, sensually] Hey, daddy! Your daughter here, with another sexy, hot audio for you. [suddenly pissed off] Or at least, that's how I would sound, if I weren't actually your daughter, you SICK FUCK! [disgusted] Gross, I'm gonna go take a shower!
(shudder)
[relieved] Fuck me. It’s been a while since I started working on the project. [wistfully] Feels weird that I’ve finally finished it, after so many years. Academia—especially my field—doesn’t do you any favors when you’re like, well, me.
[haughtily] I’m going be the first LGBTQ+, female, and person-of-color Nobel Prize Winner here I come! I can already see the headlines: Discoverer of Bonafide Time-Travel. Take that, M.I.T.!
(snort, then giggle)
SFX: phone ringing until picked up.
[bewildered] Hello? My dad is here? But… Why? He has NEVER shown an interest in—[shocked] You let him IN the building?! [panicked, through gritted teeth] He’s on his way to my office, now?! And you didn’t even think to let me know AS SOON AS HE CALLED?!
SFX: door knocking.
(sigh)
[pleased] Well, times like these, at least I don't have to wear heels anymore. [vindictive] Dad always hated that I didn't, among my other life choices.
(door opens)
[faux-cheer] Hi, dad! What are you doing here? It’s been, what, five years since we last talked… Like, at all. [thinly-veiled hatred] After all, you didn’t want to see your ‘dyke daughter’ ever again. [coldly] Your words, not mine.
(scoff)
[disbelieving] You want to patch things up between us? You’re SORRY? [dryly] Yeah, and I’m definitely not a lesbian. [angrily] And there is no way in Hell that I’m letting you be a part of my work! [smugly] Besides, you don’t even know what I do!
(laughter that quickly falls flat)
[bewildered] How the fuck do you know that?! [hissed, furious] Only government higher-ups know that information! [gobsmacked] Are-Are you blackmailing me, threatening to release the info, if I don’t let you see the project?
(slap)
[furious] You fucking asshole! Y’know, most dads would be supportive of their daughters – especially if they went into my field of research! You-You can’t get over the fact, that I don’t fit into your ideal for women! I’m a lesbian, a quantum physicist, and a soon-to-be Nobel Prize winner! How fucking dare you?!
(angry mumbling)
FINE! [resigned] I’ll show you the project. [threatening] Then, you’re getting the hell out of my life, got it?! Good.
(pause)
[proud but irritated due to the circumstances] Here it is, the world’s first time-travel machine! Years of development, blood, sweat, tears, and testing.
(relieved sigh)
[happily] And it WORKS, to put it simply. But it goddamn works! [haughtily] And this will get me my Nobel Prize award.
(laugh)
[begrudgingly impressed] Huh, you know your stuff. [enraptured in explanation] Yeah, in theory it won’t change our present but create an alternate timeline. I have so many theories about that, each less plausible than the last, but I think—Dad, what are you--? Don’t!
(Explosion, electricity, or some other sci-fi SFX)
[horrified, on the verge of tears] Dad… Daddy, what did you do?!
(Warping SFX; something to signify timeline changing)
[grimacing] Ugh, my head. [horrified] Oh God, my memories; they’re changing, the timeline is changing! Dad, what did you do?! [frantic, gradually close to tears] No, no, no. I-Kelly, I didn’t dump you—that didn’t happen! We’re engaged!
(gasp, then start crying)
My engagement ring; it’s gone! [choked up] Kelly, no. [pleading tearfully] Dad, please stop. I’m your daughter.
(long, strangled cry)
[through even more tears; begging] No! Leave those alone, dad, not my academic accomplishments, please! PLEASE! I never got a zero on any of my exams! I didn’t flunk out of college!
(gasp)
[perplexed but no less horrified] My outfit is changing? My shoes… Why am I wearing slutty heels? I can barely walk in three-inch heels! My lab coat… Oh, god… I’m practically wearing dental floss! My tits—I mean ‘breasts’!—are practically bursting out! My ass—butt!—Ugh!
[cheerfully] Daddy bought me my first pair of heels when I turned twenty! They may have been only five-inches, but they were SO sexy! I felt like a proper woman! I’m gonna make daddy so proud by becoming a stripper.
[suddenly wailing] No! Please, daddy! I don’t want to be a stripper! I’m a scientist, a future icon for young girls everywhere! I worked so hard, you bastard! Dad, I—Oh god, the lab is changing, which means a new timeline is setting in! I—!
(pause)
[as if being announced onstage] When I was sixteen, I came out as a lesbian to my daddy; he didn’t like that. When I wanted to be a physicist, to be a role-model for young girls; he didn’t like that. I wanted so BADLY to prove my daddy wrong… But I flunked out of college, TWICE. I tried and tried, only to fail again and again. I tried to date women, to no avail; they were always so afraid of me. [saucily] In the end, my daddy was right; I have a killer body—face, legs, tits, ass, the whole package—so why not put it to good use?
SFX: click-clack of high heels.
(giggle)
[sexily] Why not become a stripper, a whore? Shake my dyke ass to a bunch of horny men, show them my huge tits? Bet you didn’t think that you’d have a chance, huh, to have a hot lesbian show herself off to you horny fuckers?
(giggle)
SFX: click-clack of high heels.
My dreams were shattered by reality, but daddy gave me better ones to focus on. [flirty] He’s in the audience right now; THIS is for you. [softly] Meet in the back afterwards.
(blow a kiss)
SING: DIRRTY by Christina Aguilera, starting from “Ladies, Gentlemen…” until end, as sexily as possible
(exaggerated gasp, then giggle)
[sensually] Ooh, so much money! [flirty] Thanks, fellas! I’m here four days a week! [soft, lustful] And thank YOU, daddy! Let me stuff this money into my bra real quick, not like it needs extra padding!
(deep kiss)
[soft whisper between smaller kisses] Remember: meet me in the back.
(long lick)
[hot and bothered] Your face tastes good, daddy. [a bit nervously] I-I can’t wait to taste your cock; my FIRST cock, the cock that helped conceive me.
(shudder)
[apologetic] I’m sorry, daddy! I didn’t know why I reacted like that! I-I had a weird dream last night. C’mon, I’ll tell you at the back.
SFX: click-clack of high heels.
[teasingly] Like my new high heels, daddy? Bought ‘em last weekend. Eight-inch platform stilettos, just the kind you love.
SFX: stomping of high heels against floor, to show them off.
(giggle)
[innocently, not at all like a sexy vixen] Thanks for buying them, daddy.
SFX: door closing.
[naughtily] Now, let me show you how appreciative I am.
SFX: unzipping.
(gasp)
[in absolute awe] It’s so big! Even with both my hands wrapped around it, it’s so THICK! I can’t believe this thing helped create me! [determined, moaning] I want shove it down my throat, and choke me with it!
(deep inhale)
Hmm!
[between tentative kisses] I had a dream, that I was a quantum physicist. I discovered time travel. I was about to win a Nobel Prize, whatever that is. I was a hardcore dyke, and I hated your guts, daddy. [softly, full of lust] But how I could hate YOU, daddy? [moaning] How could I hate this cock?
(slurping and sucking, before deepthroating with gagging)
[hungrily, eager] Let’s not forget these balls, too; my brothers and sisters to be!
(licking and sucking)
[teasing, sexily] Ever thought you’d have your own daughter stroking your dick, as she takes your balls into her mouth? [teasing] Is this why you created me, daddy? [darkly] Is it?
(giggle, before back to slurping on balls)
[moaning] Ugh! Between my tits, as they jiggle and bounce? ‘Course, daddy! Let me wrap my tits around your cock, up and down! [teasing] Love watching your cock slide between them, so huge and round yet perky?! [amused] And looks like the tip is still poking out. [saucily] Let me fix that!
(sucking, before desperate deepthroating and delighted moans with stuffed mouth)
(after some time: sharp gasp of air)
[panting, due to vigorous tit-fucking] Gonna cum soon, daddy, all over your lesbian daughter? Gonna coat my tits with all that spunk you’ve got stored up for me, huh? Whoa!
(forced face-fucking, with emphasis on glurk-glurk sounds)
(popping sound as you force yourself off, and then growl)
[between gradually louder moans] Not yet! Not until I’ve had that stuffing my pussy! Not until you’ve fully converted me to cock, your cock! Daddy, take those clothes off, NOW, and put that cock in ME! Convert your lesbian daughter! Do it, daddy!
(powerful, stretched-out orgasm)
OOOHHHH, DADDDY! [delirious with lust] Yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! FUCK ME, DADDY! CONVERT ME, YOU BIGOTED DYKE-DAUGHTER-FUCKER! [crying out] Pound my pussy until I can’t walk for weeks! Yes, squeeze my titties as I ride you!
[teasing, only to be overcome with pleasure] Love watching my tits jiggle and bounce, DADDDY! Fuck!
(incredibly rough pounding, with a cacophony moans that gradually become louder)
URGH, DADDY! I’M CUMMING! YOUR DYKE DAUGHTER IS CUMMING ON A COCK, YOUR COCK! CONVERT ME, YOU DAUHTERFUCKER!
(series of powerful orgasms with nigh-unintelligible gibberish, until you struggle to regain your bearings)
[panting, gobsmacked] Daddy, that was… Oh, my god. Let me… Let me rest my head against the wall for a bit. [amused but still exhausted] Yeah, you can still play with my tits.
(moan)
And my clit. But careful, it’s sensitive--!
(a few staccato moans, then shuddering groan)
[with gritted teeth] Oh, you…! [ragged breathing] Hmm, keep playing with it. I’m so close! Gonna-I’m gonna… squirt! Daddy, ugh!
SFX (if possible): water-splashing/contact
(panting)
[faintly] Dad, I can’t… [pleasantly surprised] Oh. [tired, amused] Fine. [demanding] Fuck me against the wall. [eagerly] Drape my legs over your shoulder; cup my ass cheeks, too. Might be narrow, my heels pressed against the wall-
(sharp gasp, then grunt)
[slow and soft, before gradually speeding up and getting louder] Ah. Ah! AH! Oh, you fucker!
(orgasm)
SFX: rough pounding of flesh, with occasional spank
[between moans] Pound my cunt against the wall! Daddy, ugh! Shower my womb with your seed, the seed that made me! Do it, daddy, impregnate me! Give me a sibling!
(several moans that lead to one powerful orgasm)
[said multiple times rapidly, in the throes of intense pleasure, until orgasm ends] Daddy!
(gasping desperately for breath)
[after some time, partially recovered, panting] Daddy. Heh. [mischievously] Wanna fuck my ass?
(pause)
Scientist: [horrified, on the verge of tears] Dad… Daddy, what did you do?! [suddenly confused] Dad? You-How did you--? You just disappeared! Who’s--? [horrified] Is that… Me from another timeline?
Stripper: [chipper] Hi, other me! Daddy and I just got back from my… [as if trying to understand the word]… Dimension?
Scientist: [aggravated] Timeline, idiot. [horrified] What the fuck happened to you--me?! [accusatory] What did you do, dad?! [furious] Oh, you are so fucking dead!
Stripper: [angry, like a kitten] Hey, don’t be mean to daddy, you stuck-up bitch! He saved me from [with disgust] becoming you! [with reverence] Each time I flunked college or couldn’t hold down a job; he was there. He bought me my first ‘proper’ pair of high heels!
[salaciously] He was my first cock. My first fuck!
(giggle)
My lover.
(passionate make-out)
Scientist: [disturbed and disgusted] Not-Not if I have anything to say about things! Oh, you are going to jail for a LONG time!
(grunt and crash to the floor)
Stripper: [smug and derisive] Wow, that was easy. Guess other me never learned any self-defence, huh? Got knocked out like a chump!
(giggle)
[thinking] So, we lock her up and claim that SHE is the alternate—the government will want to run SEVERAL tests on her.
(laugh)
I take her place, [scoff] but like hell I’m gonna be some glorified rocket scientist! [pondering] Wonder if there are any good stripper joints around campus? [softly, sultry] More importantly, I’m gonna your woman, daddy. [moan] Whatever you want, I’ll do it.
[mischievous, sexily] Like, for example: this. [softly but firmly] Hands against this wall, with my ass thrusted out and legs stretched taut on my high heels. [begging] Daddy, I want this place to be remembered as where you took my anal cherry. [growling] So do it, daddy. Fucking rape my ass! [sneering] My alternate won’t even know what’s happening.
(pained grunts and gasps as your asshole is filled)
[ragged but encouraging] Keep going, daddy! Rape your daughter’s ass and fill it with your seed!
SFX: rough anal sex pounding for a while, with haggard moans and orgasms
(Spank)
Fuck me.
(Spank)
Fuck me!
(Spank)
FUCK. ME!