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28 reasons why i hate beansprouts
1. beansprouts in soup are disgustings
2. I dont like the crunch taste (provided by sarcasm queen #1)
3. 很watery and 很 disgusting
4. Leo is more superior than beansprouts
5. tree barks taste better than beansprouts
6. Sprout Wars II, Revenge of the Beans
7. Beansprout water is gross
8. After a long exhausting day, you eat bean sprouts. Your day has now gotten progressively worse
9. Abandoned areas dont grow bean sprouts because they arent cheap
10. Burst plastic bags sound better than beansprout crunching
11. One beansprout looks like two beansprouts
12. so why do good girls like bad guys
ive had this question for a real long time
13. taste not good
14. smell not good
15. Burger king sprout lettuce
16. i can eat but i dont like
17. because white colour
18.because long
19. Because its not nice
20. beansprout sweaty
21. beansprouts dont have any girlfriend or boyfriend therefore it sucks
22. stole colour palette radish
23. hate, taste shit, bland, go die, BEANSPROUTS HAVE NO RIGHT TO EXIST
24. if you hate beansprouts then you are a cultured individual
25. beansprouts can burn in hell
26. ruins food in general, cant taste decent in any dish
27. TOO CRONCH FACTOR
28. waste of time to pluck seeds out, small bitch