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It was just supposed to be a joke. A little teasing to lighten the mood after the awful day they had had. Earl and Shifty arrived at Earl’s assigned room in Zell Am See with poor Shifty covered in disgusting muck from their last patrol into the surrounding woods. Earl, being by far the cleaner of the two, conceded the first bath without prompting while Shifty mumbled his thanks.
Earl even generously left a bundle of clean clothes by the bathroom door with what he thought would be a funny surprise that would give Shifty something to have a nice laugh about, lifting his spirits. Settling in the chair by the window, Earl waited for the fireworks.
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Hearing the water turn off, Earl smirked to himself imagining Shifty’s initial reaction but when no yell came Earl frowned.
A light cough from the doorway had Earl whipping his head round to see Shifty standing there with his compact, wiry body bare and damp save for a pair of ivory panties.
They were a confection of satin and lace contrasting nicely with Shifty’s tan skin. His sparse body hair only served to make the sight all the more tempting. Earl’s mouth went impossibly dry as his blood headed south.
All he could manage was a dry rasp barely above a whisper, “Shifty.”
Finally tearing his eyes from his buddy’s delectable body, Earl looked Shifty in the eyes and caught his look of shy satisfaction before he said lightly, “Yes, Earl?”
The hint of teasing challenge in his voice spurred Earl up off the couch and into Shifty’s space crowding him back against the door jam.
“Shifty,” rasped out of Earl’s throat questioningly with his hands not quite touching. Shifty arched off the jam pressing into Earl in one long sensuous roll.
“What? Don’t you like them, Earl?” Shifty murmured locking eyes with his buddy.
With a growl, Earl closed the scant distance between them sweeping his hands down Shifty’s flanks and pulling him into a searing kiss. It was wet and hot as Earl pressed Shifty back against the doorway all the while running his hands along the lacey edges of the panties.
“Fuck, Shifty,” Earl said with feeling when he pulled back for air, “You’re so fucking pretty.”
Earl promptly kissed away the stunned look that that declaration brought, before tearing himself away from Shifty completely.
Confusion had barely registered on Shifty’s face before Earl was on his knees sliding his hands up Shifty’s legs settling on his thighs with his thumbs caressing just under the hem of his panties.
Earl locked eyes with Shifty once more before pressing his face to the ivory fabric straining to contain Shifty’s erection.
Shifty let out a moan as Earl breathed warm, moist air into the crotch of his panties before mouthing at his cock through the fabric.
“Oh God, Earl,” moaned Shifty as he brought up his hands threading his fingers into Earl’s hair.
Finally, Earl worked his way up to the darkened patch where Shifty’s precum had soaked into the panties and laved at the spot with his tongue earning a sharp, appreciative tug on his hair. Earl hummed and then sucked fully at the head drawing a taste of Shifty through the fabric all while holding Shifty’s hips steady so that he could not buck into his mouth.
“Please, oh. Please,” Shifty begged as Earl pulled away again, batting his buddy’s hands away before seizing his hips and flipping him around.
“Not until I’ve had my fill of you in these panties,” Earl rejoindered with a smirk which was met with a huffed laugh until he leaned in and nipped at the nearest buttcheek.
“Hey!”
“Sorry, sweetheart,” Earl said, not sounding sorry at all as he reached up and grasped two handfuls of Shifty’s downright mouthwatering ass giving them a nice long grope before spreading the cheeks and running his thumbs down the crack looking for his hole.
“Wha-,” was all that Shifty was able to say before Earl leaned in and licked wetly at his cloth-covered hole.
“Hhnaagah,” said Shifty as Earl continued to lick and suck at his hole through the fabric.
Earl was in heaven pressed between Shifty’s cheeks. But when Shifty arched and canted his hips back Earl had to press the heel of his hand into his erection to keep from coming at the evidence of Shifty’s eager enjoyment.
Standing abruptly, Earl let out a little chuckle at the whine of protest from Shifty but without fully taking his hands off of him he began to herd his buddy towards the bed while stripping off his shirt and undoing his trousers.
When they reached the bed, Shifty went to slip off the ivory panties but Earl grabbed his hands and used his hold on them to draw Shifty into a forceful and wet kiss that left him breathless and panting.
“Leave them,” Earl growled as he pulled back. “I’m going to make you cum in those pretty panties.”
“Jesus.”
“No, Earl.”
Shifty laughed, “You jerk.”
“Now, get on the bed sweetheart.”
“Sir, yes sir,” Shifty quipped before getting on the edge of the bed with his knees spread wide and inviting the ivory panties stretched taut over his ass.
Giving Shifty’s ass a light slap, Earl leaned over to the side table and fished out a jar of vaseline. With two fingers coated, he used the other hand to pull aside the panties and teased at Shifty’s damp pucker.
“Earl, come on,” Shifty insisted right before one of Earl’s long fingers pushed into him causing him to moan and clench.
“Relax sweetheart,” Earl murmured.
With a huff, Shifty did just that and Earl pressed both vaseline covered fingers into him moving them in and out looking for just the right spot. . .
Shifty let out a heartfelt moan and Earl grinned.
After fingering Shifty for a time, Earl withdrew his fingers and snagged the vaseline again to coat his newly freed cock.
Grabbing the panties once again, Earl lined his cock up to Shifty’s hole without pushing in, “Are you ready, sweetheart?”
“Damn it, Earl! Now!”
And with that Earl pressed in as Shifty bore down.
It would have been easier to fuck Shifty if he wasn’t wearing the panties, but Earl loved the sight of all that satiny material rucked up to bare Shifty’s hole being spread wide on Earl’s cock.
“You are so fucking pretty,” Earl praised while thrusting into his buddy with abandon, “So pretty when I’m fucking you, Shifty. I’d love for you to always be wearing panties so that I’d know that just under your uniform there is a pretty present for me to unwrap. All for me. All mine.”
Shifty seemed incapable of doing anything but moaning and whining and shivering through Earl’s little speech as he thrust back to meet him.
When Earl felt close, he leaned forward and reached for Shifty’s cock still trapped inside the panties.
“Cum for me Shifty,” and with no more prompting, Shifty came inside his panties.
As soon as Shifty relaxed from his orgasm, Earl pulled out, and with a few rough pulls on his cock he also came on Shifty’s soiled panties.
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Once they had both caught their breath, Earl and Shifty stood up by the bed. Earl shucked off the rest of his clothes before flopping naked onto the bed leaving Shifty to remove his cum-soaked panties far more gingerly.
“You’re an animal, Earl.”
“Mmm,” was Earl’s only response until Shifty had freed himself from the ruined panties when he dragged the now naked Shifty down onto the bed for a snuggle.
Pressed skin to skin laid out on the bed Shifty asked, “Did you plan for this to happen? When you gave me the panties with the other clean clothes?”
Earl doesn’t answer right away, luxuriating in the feeling of Shifty against him before admitting, “It was just supposed to be a joke, something that we could laugh about.”
Shifty went completely still in Earl’s arms.
“But,” Earl continues, “I can’t deny that I’d thought about it before, fantasized about you wearing panties. So, I guess, I was testing the waters so to speak.”
Shifty seemed to melt back into Earl, warm and pleased.
“Well, I hope you have other pairs because I don’t think these ones are ever going to be the same again,” Shifty joked.
Earl hummed and pulled Shifty close, “Oh don’t worry, there are plenty more where those came from.”
The End.