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Y/n P.O.V
I was in the living room playing Animal Crossing with my sister S/n then my phone started to ding to show that Miyuku texted me.
SIMP FOR LEVI
Y/NNNNN, Your going to stream right?"
The Demon Goddess
Yeah why?
SIMP FOR LEVI
Okay, good. I thought you chickened out 😗
The Demon Goddess
You Bitch 🖕
I smiled as I gave S/n the Nintendo and went to go and set up in my room.
Author P.O.V
Y/n started the stream and waved. "Hey Chat, how's it going today!" Y/n said as she sat up and fixed her cat headphones. "Welcome one and all! Today is Another day for The Demons Smp. So how we doing chat?" Y/n asked. Then the chat started to blow up with goods and greats.
ILoveHunterxHunter Donated 10$: Hey Ayu, Another day being a Simp RIGHHHTTT!!
"OMG ILoveHunterxHunter YESSSSSS, I got my Killua body pillow right here, and soon my Waifus Haruku, Catsda, and Momo will be joining soon." Y/n said as she brought up Minecraft and brought up discord and called the three.
"Eayyyyyy, Haruku, Catsda, Momo, You guys are hereeee!" Y/n shouted.
"EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT....." Momo started.
"Because WE ARE HERE!" Y/n finished.
DemonDreams Donated 5$: BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA FANSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
"Oh yea we started to watch it, I'm. In. Love." Haruku said.
MeASimp Donated 2$: Will there be a part 2 of the Demon Society Arc?
"Oh yes there will be, we're just taking a tiny break but we're going to do part 2 next week because everyone's favorite Half Unicorn, Ufalfa will becoming back to Demons SMP!" Y/n announced
Suddenly, the chat is filled with the raid symbol, and Y/n's viewer count skyrockets. Then suddenly she have a thousand viewers, ten thousand viewers, and then 100 thousand viewers.
"Whoaaaaaa!" Momo shouted.
"DAMN!" Haruku.
"AyuUuu, Who's Raiding ya!!!!" Catsda asked.
Then the chat started to spam the name Dream.
"OHHH SH*T, THE BIG MAN HIMSELF!" Momo shouted.
"This is such an Honor! Thank you soo much for the Raid Dream. DAMN!" Y/n said.
3 Hours later of playing around and making a bunch of memes with the rest of Demons SMP, Y/n said her goodbyes and started to scroll on twitter and then Dream followed her. Y/n smiled and followed back. Right when she did Dream messaged her.
Dream
Hello :)
TheDemonGoddess
Hello! Hey thanks for the Raid, it's was super fun. The way the chat blew up and speed by with
words I couldn't understand was hilarious
Dream
Sure no prob, I saw that you were very good at Minecraft and Very funny, So would you like to join the Dream SMP?
Y/n couldn't believe her eyes, Dream has asked her to join the SMP. Y/n smiled brightly and quickly responded back
TheDemonGoddess
Of Course, Well if I'm not a burden.
Dream
Oh I'm sure you won't, You gonna start streaming again right, Imma give you my discord
TheDemonGoddess
Kay!
Y/n quickly hopped onto the computer and opened up her discord and already found that Dream as sent her a friend request. She accepted it and Joined the call with him.
"Hello, Ayu." Dream said. Y/n smiled as she fixed the mic and putted on her cat headphones. "Why hello there, Dream." She responded
"Alright I'm on Minecraft and from the looks on it the only ones on it are Tommy, Tubbo, Quackity, You, and Me." Dream said.
"Alright then, Imma start steaming!" Y/n responded. Y/n opened up Twitch and started the stream.
The Chat said a bunch of hellos and a bunch of donations. "Hello Chat it's the daily second stream, how are you guys?" Y/n asked the chat. The chat responded with a bunch of goods, greats and okays.
"Well guys I have a very special surprise" Y/n said. "Hello chat, Guess Who!" Dream said then the chat started to go crazy and started to type 'dream' in the chat.
"Yup starting today I'm joining the Dream SMP, and Dream is going to take me on a tour and introduce me to a few others that's already on the server!" Y/n announced. Chat started to go crazy as Y/n joined the server and started to take the tour then Y/n met Tommy, Tubbo, and Quackity.
Tubbo, Quackity, and Y/n became best friends right at the moment she talked to the two. When Y/n met Tubbo she had her character look into Tubbo's character eyes as his looked into hers. Y/n said I'm looking into his eyes and I can't look away. Tommy laughed and said she don messed up because now she has a best friend for life now. Quackity kept calling her Mamacita. And Tommy was nice but also kept making fun of her and teasing but the two are friends still, well in their own ways. And turns out the laughter has just begun.
Dream turned his character to look at Tommy's and Y/n's and started to talk to their chat.
"Guys, I don't know if you know this, but if you have Amazon prime, or any of your family or you friends or if you have anybody that wants to prime, You can get a FREE subscription I (Or Tommy and Ayu in this case) gets MONEY for NOTHING for you. LITERALLY NO COST, just click subscribe and it will give you an option if you have it, it will just say "Twitch Prime". And you'll get twitch prime for absolutely No Cost to you, you give Tommy and Ayu MONEY." Dream explained
Tommy and Y/n looked at their chat and saw twitch primes started to roll in as a lot of people were giving the Pog Champ and haves twitch prime in a bright green.
"What in the world?!" Y/n shouted.
"I don't know how they do it, but somehow they have it. There's primes, You can just generate money out of the air for Tommy and Ayu." Dream said.
"Oh my god." Tommy says. Y/n looked at all of the subscriptions with a shocked look on her face.
"Godaym I'm speechless!" Y/n said.
Y/n looked into the Mincraft chat chat and saw that Tommy whispered something to her
/msg <TheDemonGoddes> TommyInnit whispered to you: They've all subbed because of Dream
Y/n quickly covered her mouth to keep her from laughing.
"I wanna see ten in a row, if we can get ten in a row in the chat, like there's so much chatting, we have to get ten primes in a row. Just wait till you see one and then sub." Dream says.
"Chat stop calling Dream Jesus." Tommy said. Y/n busted out laughing and looked into her chat to see them doing the same thing.
"Yea let's get a Train going!" Y/n cheered then in her and Tommy's chat there were already FIVE primes in a row.
Oh My GOD!" Tommy shouted and started to laugh.
"Damn!" Y/n shouted. "Guys look on how many people are realizing like those people probably, Never knew that they could do this." Dream said.
"GET THAT GOOD FREE MONEYYYYYYYY!" Y/n shouted.
The two laughed. "Yea, Ayu's chat and mine, you guys probably never-, I mean you've who listens that uses and also have it, guys only a small percen- guys sorry I got to much..." Tommy started to say.
Y/n laughed "Oh my god, Tommy..."
"Can we stop now?" Tubbo asks.
"No Tubbo, No." Tommy says. "Don't be jealous, Tubbo, come on. Just because we can generate free money doesn't mean that..." "Yeah just because the viewers can generate free money literally just by clicking subscribe primarily." Tommy said.
"*Ahem* My minecraft's like having issues" Dream said. "Yeah." Y/n agreed.
"My internet's having issues." Tubbo said. "Well my life's having issues Tubbo." Tommy replied.
"Damn you good?" Y/n asked. "Yea, because the chat can fix that by generating free money by clicking subscribe" Tommy said as the three started to laugh.
"All right Tommy roll- Reel it back, Reel it back, Reel it back. You gotta wait and then you gotta hit them when they least expect it like next stream maybe." Dream says.
"Okay, When's the perfect point in the middle of the stream? Right before or what like when would you say is..." Tommy asks.
"The perfect point is right when you don't have enough money." Dream says. Y/n and Tommy started to laugh.
"Which is always." Dream finished. Then Y/n and Tommy started to bust up laughing.
"If only I was a little bit meaner to Tubbo, do you know how much money you'd make." Tommy says.
"That's true." Dream aggrees.
"Oh wow, dang, Really?" Y/n asked.
"Yup."
"What?" Tubbo asked.
"Next time he's mean to you just in-game just act all sad and mute your mic an then un mute and say. "Guys I'm only gonna keep streaming if I get 1,000 subs." Dream says as he and the three started to laugh.
"Just say, "Only subs would make me happy right now"" Quackity jokes. Everyone laughed.
"Tubbo is very very very uncomfortable right now." Y/n says.
"Ayu, Tubbo's just jealous." Dream says. "I'm not, i'm just disappointed." Tubbo replies.
"He's disappointed in all of you who aren't using their free money!" Dream shouts as he slams his hand on his desk between every word.
"Oh my god."
"USE THEIR FREE MONEY!" Dream shouts. "Hey Tubbo, why are you disappointed?" Y/n asked
"You just spent 28 minuted basically Advertising twitch prime" Tubbo said.
"Yeah but Tubbo what's wrong with it?" Tommy asked.
"Nothing, it's just..." "The only thing that's wrong with it is that it feels so wrong it's FREE money" Dream interrupted and him and everyone started to laugh.
"I don't know I feel like you shouldn't have to coerce people's decision into using their prime on you if they really enjoy your content." Tubbo explains.
"But the point is...they don't even know what they want." Dream says.
Tommy pinches the bridge of his nose and trying to hold in his laughter. Y/n she just started to but up laughing.
"Pffft, look at Ayu, she's just laughing" Dream said.
"Eh- er- WHAT?" Tubbo asks in confusion.
"Well they don't know that they have it they don't know it EXISTS and when they're told, and when they're told they're enlightened and that's why...We're Jesus." Dream says and at the last part.
Y/n spitted out her drink and started to laugh like a hyena. "I will be advertising twitch prime every stream from now on." Tubbo said
"Dream! You just started a sentence about twitch prime and then out of no where you end it with "That's why we're Jesus"Y/n said.
"Yea you can't do that!" Tommy shouted.
"You have to clarify, you don't like advertising twitch prime, not that you don't like twitch prime but you LOVE twitch prime, right?" Dream asks Tubbo.
"Yeah, I got nothing wrong with it, it's awesome." Tubbo says.
"You heard it here first, Tubbo wants you to use your twitch prime..." Dream says has he starts to laugh.
"Pffft." Y/n started to laugh into her pillow.
"Goddammit, Dream" Tubbo says and Dream just starts to laugh harder.
"I'm sorry, I'm having too much fun." Dream says and he starts to laugh.
"You're obvious not the only one, I can hear Ayu cracking up but her trying to hid it." Tommy says.
"Shut UP, SHUT UP TOMMY!" Y/n shouted as she started to laugh harder.
"Let the woman laugh, it's beautiful." Dream says. "Okay you Simp!" Tommy shouted.
Then Y/n's chat started to say. "OMG DREAM x Y/n" "SIMPPPPPPPPP!"
"Shut Up Chat!!" Y/n shouted.
"Hey Tubbo, next time your live Me and Tommy will give you 10 subs." Y/n said.
"Yea, Now Tubbo say that you like twitch prime all right." Tommy says.
Y/n and Dream started to laugh. "I didn't say that I disliked it! I just.." "YEAH YEAHHH!" Tommy shouted.
"I was fucking muted this entire time." Quackity says. Everyone stared to laugh.
"I was out here negotiating subs with Tubbo and I was like "Why is he not answering" Tommy turns out I hate twitch prime too. How many you gonna gift me now?" Quackity asks.
"No the thing is when you disagree with me the whole chat doesn't go r and call me toxic they just go "Okay". If disagree with Tubbo and from the looks of it also Ayu the chat's like "NO YOU, OH MY GOD" Like that you know they get very very like I can't disagree with Tubbo and Ayu." Tommy says.
"Tubbo and Ayu's like, Tubbo and Ayu's like....Mary." Dream says.
Y/n stopped following Dream's character and looked at him and started to laugh.
Tommy stopped in the middle of his sentence. "Pfft, What?"
"Did you just call us the Virgin Mary?" Y/n asked between laughs. Tubbo and Quackity started to laugh.
"Yeah." Dream simply says.
"Dream, would you stop comparing yourself to Jesus." Tommy said.
"Okay Dream." Y/n said getting the males attention.
"Yesssss?" Dream asked dragging the s.
"Okay in this scenario who's god are you God and Jesus?" Y/n asked trying to hold in her laughs.
"Oh yea I'm both and the holy spirit." Dream says. Everyone laughing up again.
"I mean someone gotta be getting upset right now." Tommy said.
"I'm not gonna lie, I'm fucking fuming." Tubbo said.
"Why?" Tommy asks.
"Cause he's God."
"Cause he's God. After all this time I've been disagreeing with God and now I know I'm not going to heaven." Tommy says.
"Oh no, Tommyyyy." Y/n says taking a drink of her soda.
"You won't get into heaven UNLESS you use your twitch prime." Dream says.
Y/n chocked on her drink. "Dammit Dream!"
"What do you think was Jesus's equivalent of twitch prime?" Quackity asks.
"Oh MY GOD QUACKITY!!!" Y/n shouts. "On second thought, dream tell us!" Y/n says.
"Pffft, Ayu..."
"It's like turning water into wine, but your turning nothing into free Money." Dream says.
"Do you think Jesus really monetized bread and wine?" Quackity asked.
"Do you think you're getting 28 minutes advertising...Nope I'm not gonna finish that." Tommy said.
"Pfft Tommy you didn't even finish you sentence!" Y/n said.
"No he sat for much longer advertising Christianity and...other stuff." Dream said. Everyone laughed.
"Pfff. You can compare Christianity with twitch prime, Dream. You're a real bad guy Dream." Tommy said.
"This is it." Quackity says.
"You're getting... You're getting smitted." Dream says.
"I don't think you can do that." Tommy says.
"He can in minecraft." Tubbo said. Dream started laughing. "I am god."
"Pfffff, You sound like Sonic.exe when he be like I AM GOD " Y/n said turning on her demon voice box.
"Oh yea, that ruined my childhood." Tubbo said.
"Surely this is like offensive to someone." Tommy said.
"I'm pretty sure you guys have said "I am god" before. As a joke." Dream points out.
"Yeah."
"If I'm going down, you're going down with me that's all I have to say. Ayu you too." Dream says.
"Sure I mean, I've sinned, I got a dirty mind so sure!" Y/n bluntly says.
"Pffft, Ayu!" Tubbo shouted.
"Ayu, ain't shy let me tell you that." Quackity said causing everyone to laugh.
"You know what, as long as I'm still getting my free money" Tommy says.
"Oh my god." Tubbo says.
"Come one Tubbo. Well what do the big corporations think we're just the small guys and woman. I mean sure Dream has 8 million subscribers but we're the small guys." Tommy said.
"Oh yea how many subscriber so you got Ayu?" Tubbo asked.
"7.9 Million," Ayu simply says.
"NOICE!" Tubbo shouted.
"Yeah, 8 million subscribers...I can hardly afford to live, okay." Dream says trying not to laugh. The three started to laugh
"Okay, now you, you're literally just lying right now." Tommy says. Dream starts laughing really hard.
"I wasn't doing it on my stream, If I was advertising on my stream, I't more disingenuous, But it's Tommy and Ayu's stream. I'm getting nothing for this." Dream says.
"Your really a saint, Dream you're not getting anything from this." Tommy says.
"I know! Well I'm not a saint..." Dream says. "Well what are you then?" Y/n asked.
Dream starts to laugh. "Jesus..." The he started to laugh even harder.
"I mean, make the comparison, Jesus did help people." Quackity pointed out.
"Wait I have a great question, have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same room?" Dream asks.
"Oh geeze, good greaf, Dream"
"Well I mean, has anyone seen Jesus in the same room?" Tubbo asked.
"Tubbo that is incredibly wrong of you to say." Quackity asked. Everyone started to laugh.
"I mean he literally in the culture come on!" Tommy said.
"I think about how many views I'm gonna get. Do you guys think the video Dream is Jesus is going to get demonetized?" Y/n asked.
Dream starts laughing. "That's gonna show up in like some Russians recommend he's gonna go off in the comments" Quackity says.
"Yeah, I'm really excited to read the comments on this video. I mean it was originally going to be about building this huge tower and a new member coming onto the Dream SMP, now it's turned into, Dream, you should make yourself a Church." Tommy said.
"The Church of Subs." Y/n suggested.
"I'll call it...Prime Church." Dream says. "You know how churches ask for like donations? Dude!" Quackity suggests.
"Oh yeah! Yes THE HAT you're like "Can you please put your prime in this"" Dream says.
"Well, In Churches, they go to everyone individually and they say "Hey do you mind, you know, giving a donation?" So why can't you do that? Why can't WE do that?" Y/n asked.
"Yeah."
"Are you sure, I'm just not confident that this bit isn't rude to someone." Tommy says.
"DISCLAIMER, I am not Jesus. This is a joke, and it is humor on TommyInnit's Child Stream, Thank you." Dream says.
"Pfffft, DISCLAIMER!!!!" Y/n said then laughed really hard into her pillow.
"Disclaimer, I am not Jesus, Bro spoilers well I'm disliking this Youtube video." Tommy says.
"You know what Dream, I wouldn't be opposed to you spreading your religion into lamannberg let me just say that." Tommy says.
"Well that- they say that a religion just has to have three followers to be like in an religion." Dream says.
"Yea and You have 8 million!" Tommy says.
"Yeah! Me and Ayu have like 500 and 580,000 followers! We're a religion!" Dream says.
"YOSHHHH!!!!" Y/n shouted.
"Yeah, look up on google, "How many people for a religion". Dream says.
Y/n opened up google and saw that it says at least up to 3 people.
"Three."
"All right Ayu are you In?" Dream asked.
Y/n blushed. "Sure!"
"Quackity are you in?"
"Oh yea let's do it." Quackity says.
"Tommy are you in?"
"Ah yea sure why not." Tommy replies
"So now we don just have three people we have four. Me, Ayu, Tommy and Quackity. We have a religion, It's official!" Dream shouted.
"YHOOOOOOOOO, FREE MONEY!!!!" Y/n shouted. 'He is nothing but adorable..." Y/n thought and blushed.
"YES!!!!!" Dream shouted.
"Oh wait I'm streaming what's up?" Tommy asked his mother.
"Wait ask her if she's part of the religion, Tommy." Y/n said.
"Yeah, ask her is she...ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT!!" Dream shouts.
"Pfff, Oh my god..." Y/n said and she laughed into her pillow.
"Bad news, Dream. FatherInnit was not interested in my religion." Tommy says getting back to his computer.
"Really, all you need is some reverb." Quackity said.
"Oh you ready, you ready? PEOPLE JOIN DREAMIANITY BE ONE WITH THE FUTURE" Tommy says turning on a voice editor making his voice echo.
"It's "Church Prime," You keep"
"Let's GOOOOOO!" Quackity says.
"I have an announcement to make, I am running for president in 2024." Dream says.
"Dream your getting a bit ahead of yourself." Tommy said.
"So you're god and a president and and you have a religion?" Tubbo asked.
"Yes." Dream simply says.
Tommy looked down into chat and saw that Y/n whisperd something.
/msg <TommyInnit> TheDemonGoddess whispered to you: Dream and Tubbo are losing it
This caused Tommy to laugh even more.
"According to God statistics, only 50% of you are going to heaven..." Dream says/ Everyone started to laugh really hard.
"Dream!" Tubbo shouted.
Dream only laughed even harder. "What's going on, what is it now?" Quackity asked.
"Dream said and I quote, "According to God Statistics, only 50% of you are going to heaven." Y/n said and started to laugh with Dream really hard.
"He just said that, that came out of his mouth. Sorry it's just everything we've said in the past hours just dawned on me at once and I'm just getting a little overwhelmed." Tommy says.
"Yeah I was just thinking like oh maybe i should tweet about Oh My God we just said those things" Y/n said.
"There was one thing that Tommy has said and it was the wisest thing he ever said, and I quote "I have never said anything that I regretted." Dream said.
"Oh damn, Tommy"
"Pfff, To be fair that was before today." Tommy said.
Y/n followed Dream character into a chest room where Quackity also was.
"Thank you so much! Thank you! I feel enlightened!" Quackity said.
"Thank you, Thank you Big Q!" Tommy said.
"Now, never give your armor or tools to anybody. You too Ayu." Dream says and give Y/n's character some Armor.
"Yes, Thank you!"
"Is that my Armor you just given them?" Tubbo asked.
"Nono, it's theirs. I made Ayu some real quick and now she got some." Dream said.
"Quackity, Ayu, you guys can keep everything I just gave you forever, your only payment it to build the church that's all you have to do. That is you one quest." Dream says.
"YES!" "WOHOOOOOO!!"
"This is a miracle a christmas miracle..." Quackity says.
"It's not even..."
"GUYS, if you are in Quackity's and Ayu's chat right now, you probably have a twitch prime sub and they gets money, they get FREE money! It's a money generation machine" Dream shouts.
"If you subscribe with prime, I think it's a glitch it FREE money!" Y/n said. Everyone started to laugh.
"Thank you..." Quackity says as he made had his character look to the ground and made his voice sound like he was crying.
"GUYSSSSSS!" Tommy shouted.
"What, What's wrong?" Dream asked.
"According to God statistics has became a copy pastor." Tommy said.
"Oh noooooo"
"Oh god..."
"Big Q, Ayu enjoy your chat while you can." Tommy said.
"God is know for collecting data..." Y/n said then started to laugh really hard into her pillow.
"One cross = 1 sub>" Quackity says. Everyone erupted in laughter.
"One Prayer = one sub!" Tubbo says.
"Surely we've crossed the a line now." Tommy says.
"You know what, just apologise." Quackity said.
"Well I won't be apologizing for anything but I'll do an apology stream." Tommy said.
"Start and apology stream like "Why are you guys So mad?" Quackity said.
"You how you end with "Amen" we end everything with Pog Champ." Dream says causing everyone to laugh.
"Lord, bless the food we eat today, Pog Champ." Y/n said laughing and banging her hand on the desk.
"Yeah we've got to make sins come one bro." Tommy said.
"Getting married I LOST!" Quackity said.
Y/n and everyone erupted into more laughter, Y/n slamed her hand onto the desk and laughed really hard into her pillow.
"You're at a wedding like the reception is like "Any Primers"" Dream says.
"Teir 2's you are sitted twords the back-" Tubbo said.
"The wedding music is the Wii shop channel." Quackity says.
"Funeral capital decoder press F!" Tubbo says.
"I'm just trying to think of when you use the world L and I'm being very cautious." Tommy says.
"No Guys look hear me out, *Wheezes* You go in to confession and he- he responds...L." Y/n says.
"Pfffft AYU!!!!!" Dream shouted.
"He's like "Father forgive me I've sinned "L". Y/n says and laughed her into her pillow.
Everyone laughed and Tommy made it worse. "Resident sleeper"
"Okay Champ!" Tubbo said.
"He started. "And then there was primes" HE SAID "Let- Let there be Primes!" Dream said. Everyone laughed the three not noticing that Tommy went and left to the bathroom.
"At the gates of heaven you get Yea or a Nay." Quackity says.
"Guys, 1 in the chat if they get to go to heaven!" Dream says.
"Going to hell not like this!" Tubbo said.
"Guys, I literally I've never been that close to weeing myself stream like I had, dude when you're going into heaven if you're a partner or affiliate." Tommy said.
"You're in the gates of Heaven and he's like "What's your rev share?" Quackity says.
"You get a tier 3 heaven." Dream says.
"What's a tier 1 heaven like?" Quackity asks.
"It's just all the tier 1 people like Bob, or Johnny. And might find out like Obama in tier 3." Y/n said.
"Pfff yea just Joe down the street, he's tier 1" Dream says.
"You know that guy that saved the Kitten from the tree yeah he's tier 2." Tommy says.
"GUYS Someone in my chat just had a vision, the said Pog stands for People Of God." Y/n said as they all erupted into laughter
"Guys can we get a POG in the chat!" Dream says.
"The Pog's are in the chat!" Tubbo shouts
It has been 15 minutes since the stream end and Dream and Y/n was just talking to each other on discord.
"Man today was one hell of a day, I've never laughed that hard in my life!" Y/n said and stretched her arms
"Yeah, hey Imma make a youtube video with GeorgeNotFound and Snapnap, and I thought you would like to meet them." Dream says.
"OF COURSEEEEEEEEE!" Y/n shouted.
"Ha, okay well goodnight, Princess." Dream said.
Y/n blushed at the nickname. "Ah- w- well goodnight!" She quickly turned turned of the discord and layed in her bed hugging her Killua plushy closely.
'No one, No one has ever call me that before'