Archive of Our Own

Summary:

Jesus comes down and sees Hannah Montana has a crush on Ed SHEERAN and sets them up💅🥵😻 Ed SHEERAN was sitting in his north side cabin when he heard a clink. His teacups had fallen off of the shelves. What was he thinking omg??? To have his teacups sitting out in the open when a bear could climb into the window and knock them off. SMH. He had to move them. Sadly they were scattered on the floor😱. Oh well he thought to himself. Then HE HEARD A NOISE🤤😧😧😧😧 It was a scary noise, very loud and clanky. He picked up his album and his record player so that if he had to scare someone off, he could. He moved sideways awkwardly doing a funky dance while scuffling to the edge of his shoes😮. He saw something and he dropped his record player on his toe.