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Stardew Vally One-Shots/Head-canon

Summary:

Sdv one shots lol

Notes:

Headcanon what you and your spouse do on late nights.

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Penny: You guys would probably watch an early 2000s-2010s movie like mean girls or legally blonde. You two would also make healthy snacks with crops from the farm. Since Penny isn't really a night owl, you wouldn't stay up that late. Other times she would read to you or vice versa. One time you two read hardcore abo fanfic as a joke... it was pretty funny. You two were kinda voice acting the characters.

Harvey- Probably just watch an Adam Sanders movie or play board games. But you guess wouldn’t play the boring cards games, no you would play the fun ones. such as D&D, Catan, Speed, and many more. I medical drama would be playing in the background since you’re in to those, but when so thing fake or unrealistic happens he will point it out with a bit of sass or annoyance in his voice. He would also yell chest compressions over and over again. (doctor Mike reference lol)

Leah- Art swaps on Fridays are your thing. Every Friday the two of you do art trades. It’s just tradition.

Maru- No. Just no. It would never happen because if she was just slightly late to work her dad would blame it all on you and how you guys should have never gotten married because your a bad influence on his little girl and to be honest none of you wanna deal that bullshit so you both decided no to risk it and go to sleep at a reasonable time.

Sebastian: Probably binged old mcr interviews or spooky anime such as Another while munching on sunflower seeds and Joja Cola. You two would also chat about your week and all that. Your cat would also snuggle up with you two on the couch if you two have one. Another way you too would spend the night is playing video games with each other while gwg was playing in the background. Some of the games you two played were actually throw backs like fire boy and water girl or Blockorz.

Alex: Football. Games. i dont fuckin know man. I mean he’s pretty basic and workings out is all i know about him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Elliot- Okay, Okay... now hear me out cringe worthy Wattpad stories. I'm talking full on "I put my hair up in a messy bun, omg 1d adopted me, im charlie damilios kid." Complete with bad grammer and everything. Where do you find these? Simple. He used to be obsessed with these when he was thirteen so he knows where it’s at. You guys always get a good kick out of it.

Sam: The two of you would sneak out of the valley and into Zuzu city. There was this skate park that you two would go to in the dead of the night. Yea sure it was childish and irresponsible but that was the characteristics of Sam that you loved. this is what you two perfect from each other.

Haley: Spa night? Face mask, Homade remedies, and more. Both of you would give each other a make over along with manicures and everything. Curling your hair and braiding it. Very fun lol.

Abigail: Okay THIS is when game night gets serious. Smash bros all the wayyy babyyyyeeeee. Let’s hope things don’t go south.

Shane- You two would binge some sort of horror movie franchise like the saw movies, nightmare on elm-street, american horror story, etc. you name it. If you got up to use the bathroom you would probably forced him to stand outside or better yet, go in with you. He would turn around of course. If you went alone tho you would probably try to prank you or something by hiding and you got all scared and yell for him he jump right out of his spot and scare you. He would also tease you about it but then comfort you.

Bonus: On nights that you guys are with Jas then the three of you will have a baking night and make all sorts of yummy things. Other times you and Jas would give him a make over with a full set of measly painted nails. One time y’all were doing art s and crafts and Jas got a bit of glue on one of the chickens. Shane was not happy...... He wanted to punish her but then you stepped in and reminded him that it was an accident and she didn’t mean too. That poor chicken still has glue on to this day. T_T

Notes:

Hey I know I didn’t do Emily and that’s because almost no one is married to her and i don’t really know what to for her so yea.