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A fan shuffles up and is hiding something in a bag.
Yoongi watches in fascination as she walks up to him.
She smiles shyly. “Hi, oppa.”
“Hi!” Yoongi says happily.
Before he can continue, he hears a meow.
The fan flushes as Yoongi looks at the bag with a mix of apprehension, panic, and excitement.
The fan opens the bag and pulls out-
Jimin looks over and chokes. “A kitten?”
Taehyung’s eyes widened. “Oh shit, quick, before-”
Yoongi’s squeal of excitement cuts him off.
The omegas eyes are shining and he looks incredibly excited, practically vibrating.
“Joon-ah, Joon-ah, a kitty,” Yoongi says excitedly, tugging on the beta’s arm.
A little known fact about Yoongi was the fact that he absolutely adored cats.
Funny, since he was often compared to a cat.
Yoongi leans over the table to hug the fan super tightly.
The poor girl looks seconds away from passing out.
Yoongi is about to grab the cat when Hoseok pulls him back. “Hyung, you can’t own a cat.”
Yoongi looks bewildered. “Wha- but look at how cute it is!”
“Yoongi-ah, no,” Seokjin says firmly.
Yoongi stays there, pouting for a minute.
Then he wrenches just arm out of Hoseok’s grip and lunges for the kitten.
Namjoon grabs Yoongi by the waist but the omega twists out.
But, thankfully, Jungkook comes back from the bathroom in the nick of time and tosses Yoongi over his shoulder.
“Oh, so you can move now but not in dance practice,” Jungkook teases.
“No, Kook-ah, it’s a kitten ,” Yoongi pleads.
“That’s why you can’t have it,” Jungkook says flatly.
Yoongi squirms and tries to reach towards the kitten with his lips set in a pout.
Junghan, Yoongi’s personal bodyguard, clears his throat. “Um, Yoongi sunbaenim? I’m looking for a pet and, if you would like, I can take this kitten and you can see it everyday?”
His statement ends in more of a question.
In an incredible show of strength, Yoongi manages to squirm out of Jungkook’s arms and clings onto Junghan.
“I love you,” Yoongi says to him, dead serious.
Junghan flushes, at a total loss.
Seokjin looks to the sky, done with everything while Jungkook glares at Junghan.
Jimin is already petting the cat as Taehyung chats with the fan.
Namjoon prepared a mental list of cat supplies for Yoongi’s inevitable cat spoiling phase.
Hoseok attempts to pry Yoongi from Junghan with zero luck.
The omega was hella strong when he wanted to be.
“You’ve all been replaced,” Yoongi decides.
Jungkook rolls his eyes and grabs Yoongi and puts him down in his seat.
Yoongi grabs the kitten right away, albeit gently.
The kitten warms up to Yoongi with ease, licking the pad of Yoongi’s fingers.
“Bunnies and kittens. Of fucking course,” Jungkook mutters.
That pulls a laugh out of Hoseok.
But even he has to admit Yoongi was favored by animals.
Lucky bitch.
“I’m going to name you….Cookie!” Yoongi decided gleefully. “After my fourth favorite person in the whole world!”
Jungkook chokes. “Fourth?”
Jimin cackles as Namjoon prays for Yoongi.
He knows he saw Jungkook pack the Cat ‘O Nine.
“Yeah, fourth,” Yoongi says, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “Min Holly, Fluffy the bunny, and Taehyung!”
Taehyung whoops and jumps up. “HA HA BITCH! I WIN!”
Jungkook gives Yoongi a long, hard look. “That better have been a joke.”
Yoongi giggles. “You’ll always be my favorite, Kookie.”
Seokjin frowns. “Are you talking about Jungkook or the cat?”
Yoongi shrugs. “Up for interpretation.”
Jungkook nips at Yoongi’s collar. “Bully.”
Yoongi kisses the top of his alpha’s head. “Always, bun.”
He hugs his alpha, Jungkook facing away from Taehyung.
Taehyung frowns. “I don’t appreciate being toyed with.”
“You’re still my favorite baby, Tae-Tae,” Yoongi coos.
Jimin snickers. “That doesn’t help.”
Yoongi pinches Taehyung’s cheek. “My Tae-by.”
Namjoon groans. “Please no.”
Seokjin looks….smug? “I see my pun trend is catching on.”
“Not really,” Yoongi says honestly.
“Definitely not,” Jungkooo disagrees.
“Hell no,” Jimin snorts
“I’m with Jiminie on this one,” Taehyung says, agreeing with his boyfriend.
“Not really babe, sorry,” Hoseok apologizes.
Namjoon just nods along.
Seokjin huffs. “Ungrateful brats, all of you.”
“Yeah,” Yoongi nods.
“Probably,” Jungkook digresses.
“Honestly, yeah,” Jimin says bluntly.
“What he said,” Taehyung agrees.
“A little,” Hoseok admits.
Seokjin seethes.
Namjoon sighs. “I’ll plan the funerals.”