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"hello" Atsumu says
"leave me alone" Sakusa replies
"why"
"cause you're an annoying bitch"
"as if yer any better"
"this is why we are enemies"
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Author Pov
"cupid go do your thing"
"uhh ok"
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3rd person pov
Cupid shoots their arrow and strikes sakusa
"what was that" sakusa said in confusion
"i d'know" Atsumu says matching sakusa's confusion
They look at each other with wide eyes
"I'm in love with you suddenly" sakusa says
"me too"
"to bad I'm going to kill Atsumu now" Author says (shes not ok)
"why" sakusa says "i won't let you"
"I don't care, I have magical author powers"
"shes too powerful we can't do anything" atsumu says cowering in fear
"you're damn right atsumu, atleast you have brains
"please don't kill him, I love him, kill me instead" sakusa says dramatically (like in bollywood movies)
"no can do I must kill him because I am taking your uncles place for no reason"
"but why"
"cause this needs to be dramatic, duh" "uhh ok let me first say an overly dramatic line about how this needs to happen and how I'll love him forever" Atsumu says
"chile ok" Author says irratated
"I'm so sorry" Atsumu says sorrow pierced in his words
"but I have to leave now kiyoomi, maybe we'll meet in another life"
A gun shot was heard and Atsumu lies on the ground, dead.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Sakusa's scream could be hear from half a mile away
"I might as well kill myself too" he says
BOOM
another gunshot and Kiyoomi lies dead next to Atsumu
*the end*
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*bonus*
authors pov
"what are you doing cupid"
"I'm holding a gun to your head what do you think you dimwit"
"ok ok chill"
BOOM
annnnnd authors dead too
moral of the story don't tell cupid to do shit
*the (actual) end*
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can someone make an actual fic like this the concept seems really cool