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In the largest city in Japan, a town flinging to the threshold between heaven and hell. With a piece of its human inhabitants, it's regularly threatened by foul-tempered, evil spirits. A faded darkness lodged in the cracks of troubled souls will have struck this town today, unnoticed. However, there are some who wield a light beyond all human understanding, and ascend their stools of righteousness to eradicate those shadows bound by the bowels of Hell. But who could it be given the two that are eliminating this darkness? Are they servants of God, or minions of the devil?
In the center of the cemetery, here lies a church, and therefore sat a green haired little girl around the age of 12 playing with her nintendo switch as she is also wearing a bunny hoodie, she frowns as she lost the game...until the clouds darken as it started to circle above the church, and thunder and lightning was heard.
The green haired girl groaned as she was preparing herself for the strik--
KRACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Ah too late, the green haired girl was stricken down by a lightning as her hair is puffed out and she was wearing a deep frown. She is also holding onto a paper rolled up with a bow on it.
" Goddammit... such dickheads.."
The little green haired girl growled out as she stomped her way in the church, then the large bell started to ring loudly when she went inside.
DOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!
The bell rings loudly throughout the church, and deep within, a purple haired gremlin sits up from his bed, looking dead as fuck as his room was a mess. Then from another room, a fluffy white haired arsonist also sat up, looking tired as fuck, then he went back to bed basically saying "fuck off" silently.
From the hall of the church shows a white bunny wearing a priest outfit and holding a magical stick, waiting for the two fuckboys to arrive, then she saw the green haired 12 year old looking very annoyed as she throws the scroll paper at the bunny looking stuff toy, who catched it nicely.
" Where are those two..?"
" Ugh, i bet they are diddling each other's holes.."
The green haired girl scoffed as she plays with her nintendo switch, then the a couch falls down along with 2 boys in their pajamas, well one is wearing nothing but boxers and the other one is wearing some kind of bed robe.
" Having a good morning Kokichi?"
" Yawn~ I dunno there Usami chan! I was sooooo tired from making a bomb last night!"
" A-a-a BOMB?!"
" Just kidding~!"
The white bunny priest named Usami, sighed in relief, tho still suspicious of Kokichi...she'll check his room later, just to be safe. Then she turn to the white fluffy haired male who was holding onto his pillow, still looking sleepy who is also holding a bagel for some reason.
" And how are you feeling there Nagito??"
" Ah! I am currently hopeful this morning! Tho the bell is as loud as ever! How despairful it is!"
" Haha..Right right..."
Usami clears her throat(?) and she opens the note sent from the heavens above, and it shows... W.C. The green haired girl, Monaca, looked at the note with obvious distaste.
" Heaven has blessed us with a clue that should lead us to another ghost to take out! Listen up very carefully! Water closet, that means bathroom."
Usami explained, as it seems that the two brothers aren't listening all that much...Monaca swore she would smack their heads if she had a chance, andddd Usami still is explaining the whole thing.
" We have many reports of people being suddenly and inexplicably sucked into their toilets! Almost as if the commodes are eating them alive....Taking a massive dump is one of the most vulnerable positions a person can find themselves in! Or someone or something to pray upon their weaknesses is a vicious and tangible act...Ahh! This is making me so sad about it!"
" That sounds so gross..."
" It sounds very unhopeful."
" Meaning we might fight some disgusting ass ghost made of shit, but who am i to assume things anyways?"
" You're right! It can also be a ghost made of piss...ahh how despairing for me to imagine that horrid picture in my mind."
" Ew, can you two like zip your mouth shut? God, hearing you two talk makes me wanna shoot myself."
The two brothers bicker around as Monaca wants to bang her head on a wall, and Usami looking deadpanned and constipated by the three and sighed in exasperation and yelles loudly at the two.
" Be quiet you two! First of all, why do you think I know the answer to that? And secondly, if you don't wanna be stuck here forever, the only option is for you angels have is to buy your way back into Heaven with Heaven Coins you collect exterminating evil ghosts! Contrary to popular belief, you are not here to cause pranks and set things on fire! So focus and stop acting like this!!"
The two stopped and looked at Usami and then each other, Nagito sighed and smiled at his brother Kokichi.
" So, what are you thinking Kokichi?"
" Ah fuck it, let's go."
The two smirked at each other, and thus their mission begins.