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Today would be perfect if you weren't on the floor pailing your own brains out.
Sure, pailing yourself is normal but when you've been doing it for 2 hours without any relief you start to think somethings wrong. You've also noticed that you've been like... super bloated recently, but just blamed it on your eating habits.
Naturally, you contact your moirail, who won't pick up their phone or answer any of your messages. So you settle for the next best thing: Eridan. You guys haven't talked in a while but he's the type of guy that would say yes to anything if it involved finally being able to fuck somebody.
He's at your hive in ten minutes.
"came ovver as soon as i got your message, finally consider my offer?" he had that dumbass fucking grin on his face, the one that practically makes you- you know what? not going into detail. "JUST GET YOUR ASS IN HERE BEFORE I RECONSIDER." you sigh and open the door wider so he can come in. "STRIP. NOW. GET ON THE BED. LETS GET THIS OVER WITH." he takes off his scarf, along with his cape, and carefully folds them before putting them to the side.
You don't have time for this. your clothes are off in under a minute, strewn across he floor. You grab eridan by the horn, glaring at him. He gets the message and finished getting undressed.
You're on him the second he turns back to you, shoving him on his back and biting at his neck. You aren't one for foreplay but you figure that you could at least try to be nice to him. Eridan is whimpering and clawing at your back, his legs wrapped around your waist as your bulge threatens to slide into him. You grab it and line yourself up with his nook
"YOU KNOW THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT RIGHT?"
"if you stop noww i think i'll die."
You shrug and thrust into him, moaning as you finally get the relief you've been waiting for. You set a rough pace, pounding into him as he whines for more, begging you to go faster, harder.
So you do.
Your bulge thrashes inside him, the moans he lets out letting you know that you're doing him right, not wanting his bulge to be left out you start gently stroking it, a contrast of the rough pounding that you're currently giving him. His nook clenches around you, meaning that he's close.
"REALLY? YOU mmH~ YOURE DONE ALREADY?"
"howw am i suppose to last wwhen you're- FUCK! RIGHT THERE!"
He burries his face into your neck as his bulge twitches, spilling slurry all over himself. You keep fucking him through his orgasm, feeling your own bulge start to... swell? shit, that's not normal. you try to pull out but the swell has you stuck, Eridan is too blissed out to notice that something is wrong so he pulls you closer.
"don't... don't go Kar, feels good... don' stop"
Logically, you should be freaking out, but you are currently not in the right mind and way too fucking horny to realized that you should push Eridan away. Instead, you wrap your arms around him and continue to grind into him, feeling the swell in your bulge reach the tip. You shudder and moan as you feel another one start to work it's way up your bulge, quickly realizing that this isn't slurry, it's way too spherical and solid to be slurry.
This goes on for about another half hour until you finally feel the last one spill out of you, along with a gush of slurry as you finally, FINALLY cum. you pull back and realized that Eridan looks like he's about to pass out, so you pull out of him and almost collapse next to him, pulling the sheets over you both.
You'll just worry about everything in the morning