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hiii before we start things off i’d like to say this fic takes place in a world where everything is p much the same but the cookies are humans (same colors and everything just humans) and where modern technology exists (phones n stuff) and reader is AFAB with he/him pronouns.
ok continue.
you felt the cold fizzy liquid trickle down your throat as you lifted your glass up to take another shot of whatever the “sparkling surprise” was. you then place the shot glass down, attempting to get used to the bitter sweet taste.
“i still don’t know how you guys like this stuff, i prefer my drinks sweet” said herb as he held his mixed drink in his hand, his other holding the potted plant he carried around everywhere.
“hm. well i say ‘to each there own.’” vampire added in as he swirled his wine glass before taking another sip. he then hiccuped slightly as he set his glass down and put his hand on the table. (probably to stabilize himself) his face was growing a slight shade of pink.
“ok vampire that’s enough for you tonight, i wanna make sure you get home safe.” sparkling explained as he grabbed vampires half empty glass and poured it out into the sink. vampire looked disappointed but knew there was no point in complaining to sparkling so he lowered his head and arms on the table and pouted like a child as he watched everyone else enjoy their drinks.
before you could pipe in and make a teasing comment on how drunk vampire looked, you felt a shock of sensitivity burst from below your waist. you jumped a little and your shot glass slammed onto the table slightly harder than you intended it to. everyone looked at you in worry
“hey, are you ok?” choco mint spoke in softly as if he spoke any louder you’d run like a timid rabbit.
“yeah.. i’m fine, just random shivers haha!…” you lied hoping they’d believe you. they looked a bit skeptical but continues with their conversation just in time for the second shock to follow through. this time though you were prepared enough to hold in any noises you’d make.
but it just kept coming. it felt like someone was rubbing you off down beneath the bar table but whenever you looked down your pants were still perfectly zipped up. you had no idea what was causing this. was the alcohol just making you extremely horny? no, you haven’t even had 3 shots yet. suddenly you remembered what happened about 3 days ago
(flashback lol)
“are you sure your up to this? i need to make sure you fully agree to this before i begin.” licorice spoke, finishing some stitches on a doll that resembled you if you were twice the size of his palm.
“yes, i agree. i sounds exciting.” you confirmed happily. you were already impatient, wondering when he’d use this on you.
“alright, it’s finished. let’s test if it works” he turned around to you, studying the doll and then yourself. you looked at him with anticipation, waiting for what he would do next. suddenly he stuck his finger inside of the dolls mouth. you felt a sudden force fill up your mouth as your jaw hung open and your tongue stuck out slightly. to you it felt like you had something huge in your mouth but to licorice it just looked like your mouth was open.
“ah! yes! perfect!” he stood up and studied your mouth, his finger still inside of the doll. you blushed and tried to avoid eye contact as this was a bit of a vulnerable position he put you in but you didn’t mind it too much. this was proof that the voodoo doll had worked and you two were sure to have a lot of fun with it.
he took his finger out of the doll before looking at you again. “well? did you feel anything?” he asked.
“yeah. it felt like a finger the size of a penis was in my mouth!” you laughed as licorice grimaced at the fact you compared the two together.
“well that’s good, as long as it works everything else should be ok.” he murmured, still embarrassed from your penis remark.
“sooooo, when are you gonna use it?” you asked, obviously excited
“hm.. when you least expect it.” he answered, bopping your nose before walking out of the room with the doll.
(end of flashback lmao)
“rgh … that, huff, damn bastard” you muttered looking off to the side, trying to hide your blush as you felt something bigger and wetter prod at your entrance. was he seriously about to eat the doll out???
“i-i have to use the bathroom guys.. i’ll, hh, i’ll be right back” you announced trying to not look like you were being touched as you made your way to the bathroom. suddenly herb grabbed onto your arm, when you turned around you saw herbs eyes looking at you in a tired and worried way.
“hey, are you ok? you’ve been acting weird all night. what’s up?” his voice laced with concern. you looked at him trying to find a way out of this situation.
you could never lie to herb but you couldn’t tell the poor soul that you were getting tongue fucked right in-front of him.
“o-oh god, i think i’m gonna puke” you put one hand over your stomach and one over your mouth. herb immediately let go of you as he didn’t want to get puked on.
“sorry guys! i-it must be the alcohol! i’ll be right back!” you explained as you ran into the bathroom.
“… but he only had 2 shots” mint choco cookie said
as you ran into the bathroom you burst into the nearest stall you could find and locked the door. you tried to unzip your pants as quickly as you could and you sat down on the toilet with your legs spread out. panting with your hand covering your mouth as you tried to keep your noises down to avoid worrying the boys.
you looked down and saw how unrealisticly big your hole was as you his “tongue” slide in and out of you. you fumbled to grab your phone and the thrusting of his tongue didn’t stop. you quickly dialed up your boyfriend and put the phone to your ear. the thrusting paused for a moment before the phone picked up.
“…whath up?” licorice asked from the other end. as he waited for your reply the thrusting started back up again.
“j-jesus could you not talk to me with your tongue practically still inside of me?” you huffed into the phone. the thrusting didn’t stop so you spoke up.
“w-what do you think your doing? i practically had to scare herb cookie to avoid getting caught out there! do you know how much of a emetophobe he is?” you complained, remembering how shocked his face looked when you made up your excuse earlier.
“well, i did thay when you leatht ethpect it!” he defended himself. you couldn’t believe he couldn’t stop for one second to talk to you. you had to admit though it felt so fucking good.
“i.. ngh.. atleast text me before you do it when i’m out in public? haah…” you moaned into the phone, trying not to scream out as his pace quickened even faster and you felt his giant sized finger on your clit, rubbing it in circles. you felt his tongue leave your cunt as the rubbing stopped
“haah… sure. i’ll remember that.. hehe…” he moaned into the phone.
“hey, are you ready?” he asked afterwards
“ready for what?”
“this”
you felt something BIG prodding at your entrance.
“h-hey wait! won’t it split me in half??” you panicked.
“don’t sorry. as long as the doll stays intact i won’t hurt one bit. trust me i’ve tried this before.” he explained to you. you calmed down a little bit. but he just confirmed the existence of his own voodoo doll. you might have to snatch that later for revenge.
“ok.. i think i’m ready.” you said.
“hold on tight” he warned into the phone. before you could answer you felt something huge making its way into your entrance. you use everything in your power to hold down the loud moan you let out as you felt it stretch you out in a good way.
you looked down again to see your hole was even bigger than it was last time. you thanked black magic that this wasn’t killing you right now. afterwards he managed to fit almost all of his cock into the doll and you felt stuffed. it felt like anymore and you’d burst.
“alright, get ready” he said as he sat down on the bed from his previous standing position and he started to pump the doll up and down his cock slowly, using you like a flesh light.
you cupped your hands so that only licorice would be on the receiving end of your moans as you felt him thrust in and out. the pleasure was overwhelming as you panted and whined into the phone, asking him to go faster.
he sped up. you felt like you could see stars as you hoisted your legs up. one of them being held up by your arm and the other resting on the paper dispenser inside of the stall.
“o-oh god baby, i think i’m gonna-!” a rush of numbness interrupted you as you felt the tips of your toes and fingers tingle and loose feeling as your toes curled as you came. most of your juices falling into the toilet below you. licorice kept going as you rode out your orgasim and became more sensitive.
“h-hhhaaaah! licorice it’s t-too much!” you whined into the phone. all you heard was heavy breathing and grunting as he continued to almost quite literally fuck your brains out. you squirmed a little where you sat as you tried to settle with the overwhelming pleasure.
you heard the grunting and groaning grow louder and you could hear some whimpers and moans that licorice tried to keep down as you knew he was approaching his orgasim. you leaned into the phone and whispered
“cum for me, please”
suddenly you felt his sweet warm frosting shoot into you and cover your walls. you felt full of warmth as some of it began to spill out of you and into the bowl below. you and licorice both panted, basking in the afterglow of this new experiment.
“i love you licorice.” you muttered lovingly into the phone
“i love you too (y/n)” he responded while panting
suddenly the bathroom door burst open. you and licorice both practically jumped out of your bodies and stayed silent.
“(y/n)? are you ok? you’ve been in here awhile. do you want me to drive you home? we’re all worried.” sparkling asked, concerned. “me and the others don’t mind closing up early to take you home.”
“n-no! it’s ok! i called licorice he’s going to pick me up and… oh god…” you started to gag as you pretended to throw up again.
“oh ok! sorry (y/n)! i’ll leave you alone!” he hurried himself out of the bathroom. you were silent before licorice spoke up.
“hey. i just cleaned up. i’m on my way to pick you up now.” he said, with and obvious smirk in his voice.
haha i got this idea on tiktok lmao
shout out to me not knowing how to spell when i first posted this