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Levi was sitting on the couch feeding Nico. “Are you going to be a good boy tonight? Hmm going to sleep the whole night so daddy and papa can have alone time?”
Eren had finally been cleared for sexual activities by his doctor and Levi was definitely not excited. He heard the doorbell ring and groaned. “Who is bothering us?”
Eren had already answered the door and was holding up a crying Mikasa.
He murmured to Nico. “There goes our special night.”
“Levi take Mikasa’s bags to the downstairs room.”
He traded Nico for the bags. Back in the kitchen, Eren was making tea and Mikasa was holding Nico.
“So what happened?”
Eren turned and passed him a cup. “It’s horrible! Jean was cheating on her with a coworker!”
“No shit. That’s unfortunate. At least you weren’t married, right? Divorce is a bitch.”
Eren slapped him upside the head. Mikasa sniffled. “Thanks. It’s ok if I stay here for a while?”
He could feel Eren staring holes into his head, and forced himself to say “Yes of course. You are like family. St…stay as long as you want.”
Eren draped himself over his back and kissed his cheek. “Oh, Levi you big softy!”
He grumbled and said, “Do you want me to kill Jean and whatever chick he’s sleeping with?”
“He’s sleeping with a man. You would actually kill them for me?” Mikasa asked.
Levi shrugged. “I’ve killed people for much less.”
“Can I think about it? Don’t do it right away.”
He patted her shoulder. “Just let me know.”
“You would never cheat on me right?”
He stared at Eren. “What? No. Why would you say that?”
“I don’t know. Just thinking. Mikasa thought Jean would never cheat….”
He pulled Eren close to him.“Listen, my love, I'd never cheat on you. I love you more than anything. I’m pretty, I only get hard for you. Besides who wants an old man like me?”
“Mm you are old but you do have a lot of money..”
“Cute. You only love me for my money?”
Eren rolled so he was straddling him. “Oh, I can think of a couple of other things I love about you.” He reached down and kissed him.
Levi didn’t waste any time in flipping them over and kissing Eren back. They both laughed and Eren wrapped his legs around his hips. “Mmm, I missed you.” “Me too. I can’t even imagine being with anyone else but you.”
Eren looked up at him. His hair fanned out around his pillow like a halo. “That’s sweet. Tell me more.”
“I love you. You’re my whole life. You’ve given me everything.” After each statement, he made sure to kiss Eren. Just as he was about to rip off Erens pants and ravish him he heard the alarms going off outside.
He pulled up. “Fuck. The universe must not want me to get laid. I swear if it’s your father or brother trying to ‘visit’ I’m gonna kill them.”
“Hurry! I’ll start without you!”
Levi was expecting to find Zeke and Grisha standing outside. But instead, it was a kid? Ok, he looked about Eren's age. He was kneeling with his hands on his head begging the guards not to shoot. “Please, please! I know Eren! I swear I come in peace.”
“Gunther tell me what the fuck is going on?”
“Boss I swear he came out of nowhere!! Jumped the gates and everything! Do you want me to take him to the Dungeon?” Gunther said with a sickly smile.
The kid looked about ready to shit his pants.
He heard Eren shouting “What the hell?” He turned and saw Eren and Mikasa both running out into the lawn.
“Where’s Nico?”
Eren held up the baby monitor in his hands. “Fast asleep. Mikasa came into the room and said that Jean was coming to see her.”
Levi could already feel the headache. “How the fuck did he get our address?” Eren knew how important it was to not give out their address.
Eren blushed. “Um I gave it to Mikasa but you knew that…”
“Eren didn’t tell me not to give out your address! Levi I only told Jean that’s it I swear!”
“Please can you get these guns off me?”
Levi held up his hand. “It’s ok guys. Lower your weapons. He’s not a threat.”
Eren and Mikasa went to Jean’s side and helped him up. “Jesus Eren when you told us that your husband is anal about security you really weren’t kidding.”
“Jean what the fuck are you doing here?! I told you to stay away from me!”
“Mikasa. I love you. I swear I was a mistake!”
“Fucking your male coworker in our bed was a mistake? I saw the charges on the card? Roses? 2 nights at the fanciest hotel in town? That sure is a lot of mistakes.”
Eren linked their arms. “This is probably gonna take all night and I’m gonna have to be the referee. I’m sorry that they ruined our special night. I know how excited you were to spend it together.”
He felt his ears get hot. “I wasn’t excited. It’s ok. Maybe it’s a sign that we aren’t ready.”
Eren flicked his forehead. “So I was just imagining you talking to Nico about tonight? Are you saying you aren't ready? Because I’m more than ready? Worried that you won’t be able to keep up with me?”
He slapped Eren’s ass. “I wouldn’t worry about that doll.”
Mikasa cried, “Eren! Tell Jean he’s being ridiculous!”
Eren kissed him and ran ahead to his friends. So much for getting lucky.