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"I think I'll wake up tomorrow and sing like Johnathan Davis," Lestat said.
"Who's Johnathan Davis?" Louis asked.
"He looks like corn," Lestat answered, no longer played by Tom Cruise. "You'll understand in about 200 years. Claudia already gets it."
Claudia was nearby, already planning her next murder attempt on Lestat while cutting her hair with a knife. Dressed in a Korn shirt on top of her regular outfit that made her look like a cursed Victorian doll. "Whatever, Lestat! It's not a fucking phase!"
"Girlboss," Louis nodded, choosing to support their alt daughter.
"Shut up and take me now, Louis," Lestat said, shirt mysteriously having opened on its own?
"Yes daddy," Louis kissed him, and then they started doing it.
It was so horrifying that Claudia began to physically age.
Akasha chose to stay as a statue- she didn't wanna deal with any of this.
And somewhere, on tour, Johnathan Davis felt a chill.
"Damn dude," he muttered.
"What's up?" Brian Welch asked.
"I don't know for sure," Johnathan answered. "But I think something really Korny just happened."
A laugh track played after the pun, and the two men heard it but chose not to acknowledge it. They didn't want to risk being featured on South Park again.