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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Wade is so cuddly and touch starved after sex, Peter almost giggles every time. He’ll cling onto him like a koala and won’t stop talking until he either falls asleep or Peter webs his mouth shut, whichever comes first!
But most of what he says is telling Peter how great he was and how great he did, how much he loves him, things like that. Partially because he never wants Peter to forget it, and because he feels a tinge of guilt after saying everything Peter likes to say to him, do to him and call him.
The first step in aftercare for Wade is Peter reassuring him how good he was, and the first step in aftercare for Peter is kissing him and being gentle, especially if they were just doing something really intense, like edging Peter for a long time or strict adherence to role play. Wade’ll pull him so close to him and just hold him and kiss every inch of his skin that’s easily accessible to him. Or sometimes he’ll be the little spoon because “fuck you that’s why”
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Wade’s first answer would probably be Peter’s ass. So pliant and tight, somehow both toned and plump at the same time. Wade tells him every day how perfect it is. He could lay Peter down and eat him out for hours. No matter how much he preps him he’s always impossibly tight and grips him like a vice; and more often than not it's covered in Wade’s bite marks.
Wade loves to cum on it, in it. He loves when he gets to spank him and mark it with his hand prints. He loves the way he’s so lithe and toned, so slim apart from his plump ass that it can't be hidden no matter what pants he wears. The curve of it always catching his eye immediately, how well he wore the fuck out of his jeans and corduroy hipster overalls; and he tells Peter so every chance he gets.
But honestly, it’s his eyes. They’re so expressive, he can quip, reply, convey any emotion just with a glance because of how well they know each other. They’re fluent in each other’s cues and Wade can’t get enough of it. His eyes are so wide, so brown and doe-like, Wade gets lost in them every day. The only time he ever likes his reflection is the one looking back at him when he looks in Peter’s eyes.
Peter doesn’t have a favourite part, because he likes every bit of Wade that comes together to make him. But if he had to say, his hands. So unique and definitively him. The way they hold him, touch him, can both comfort him and make him squirm, can both tease and console him.
He loves to hold them when they walk, or grab onto them when they cum. He loves how big they are, how just one of his large calloused hands can hold both of his wrists and pin them above his head. The way his fingertips feel tracing up and down his skin and his muscles. The veins and the scars, he loves his hands so fucking much.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Peter is such a cumslut and Wade is more than happy to indulge that. He looks so pretty covered in his release.
Peter’s so well trained that he’ll open his mouth on instinct when he begs to have him cum in his mouth just because he wants to savor it all, he’ll open his mouth wide and show his tongue covered in spunk like it’s a point of pride.
He loves to be covered in it; loves to feel like he’s good for Wade and his release is proof of that; like a gold star. He likes it best in his mouth, or on his face. He also loves it when he cums deep inside of him and he feels it slowly start to leak out when he gets up, or when he puts a plug in to keep it there, so he has to feel it inside him. The few times Wade’s shared Peter with his friends, he loves to be covered in cum, bukkakes are another kink of his.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Peter doesn't have any dirty secrets. He is such a neat freak to the point where he probably dusts their apartment every day after dinner, he even moves the couches to be able to vacuum every square inch of the floor… Ohhhh you meant that kind of dirty…
Wade likes the thought of Peter being a camboy. He likes the thought of others being able to see what he gets to have all to himself, fully at his disposal and at his mercy. Peter's perfect athletic body being his for the using, on display, touching, and pleasuring himself with his face just barely out of frame.
One night he made over 1k just off of tips. In a ridiculous territorial way that Wade is trying to suppress because in theory, he doesn’t really have ownership over Peter and every second he has with him is a blessing and blah, blah blah… he likes the thought of men paying money to see what Wade has access to for free whenever he wants.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Wade is definitely more experienced when it comes to sex and quantity of relationships but Peter is more experience when it comes to healthy relationships. The furthest he’d ever gone with a guy was kissing before he met Wade.
Which contributes to Wade knowing what he’s doing and knowing he knows what he’s doing; and Peter’s lack of experience in the beginning made it hard to hide just how much he was enjoying it all for the first time.
Just how good he was kind of annoyed Peter, because his cockiness was justified. In fact, their first time together, Peter accidentally stuck himself to Wade… the first time he’d accidentally stuck himself to something in a very long time and Wade has yet to forget about it, or let him live it down,
And sometimes that makes Peter self conscious, like his lack of experience means he can’t measure up but since Wade literally left his demon wife for him he feels okay. And because Wade often says something akin to, “ it took me so long but it was worth it because eventually I found my soulmate. You were worth the wait.”
and Peter will reply sarcastically, “ Yeah it took so long because you were already 14 when I was born, had to wait awhile,” … as if that fact doesn’t turn him on to no end.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Peter loves missionary, he’s simple in that way. He just likes to see Wade above him, unabashed and unashamed and too wrapped up in the moment to be self conscious.
He gets lost in how pretty his blue eyes look when they’re half lidded and the broad expanse of his shoulders that he can’t see past. He likes the ability to hold his hand as they cum too, when it’s easy and natural and their hands just find each other and grip the other tight.
And don’t get either of them wrong, Wade loves that too. But, there’s something about Peter, ass up, face down, especially if his wrists are tied or ankles are handcuffed that does something to him.
The surge of power and confidence that comes from hovering over Peter, bound, exposed and shaking, makes him feel so good about himself. His hair getting all matted, face smushed and drooling on the sheets and making Peter cum all over the sheets below him. Not to mention when he turns his head over his shoulder to look him in the eyes to beg for it harder and faster, whispering “ Please daddy, I can take it,”
But Wade having no fear or grasp on consequences, combined with Peter’s heightened flexibility and ability to support himself on any surface at any angle is deadly; they’ve put both of Peter’s abilities to great use that way.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Peter isn’t necessarily serious but he takes it seriously. He sees sex as an opportunity to show Wade just how much he loves him, how much he trusts him and just how devoted he is to him through his extensive submission. He wants Wade to not have any doubt in his mind just how desirable he is and how wanted he is. His consent is so beyond enthusiastic, he doesn't want anything to distract from that. Especially with how sensitive Wade is to things like that.
Wade on the other hand… he’s not called the merc with a mouth for nothing, and not just when it comes to pillow talk. He’ll be balls deep inside of Peter, on the brink of orgasm, and stop to ask Peter if he’s seen any good movies lately, just because he thinks that's the funniest thing in the world. Wade loves Peter more than he’s ever loved anyone or anything, and for the first time in his life that love is reciprocated in full, sometimes even more.
And as much as Wade loves the life he has with Peter and couldn’t ask for more, sometimes that scares him. His own complacency and happiness scares him because he knows nothing else other than self sabotage… So sometimes seeing the way Peter looks at him with enough love and adoration in his eyes to drown in scares him. He distracts himself from anything other than that by making jokes, because sometimes sincerity is scary, even when he’s so in love.
He always makes jokes, because he’s constantly working to make Peter laugh, and he feels so satisfied when he can.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Well, Wade doesn't have hair anywhere so he doesn't need to groom himself there.
Peter, for better or for worse, knows how attractive he is. He doesn’t let that define how he acts or anything but he does spend a lot of time on his appearance. He shaves, in part because of his spandex suit, but mostly because of aesthetics; it makes him feel prettier.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Wade loves pet names, while Peter doesn't use them much; pet names are an act of intimacy to them because they feel safe enough to be wholesome and vulnerable. To be someone’s baby boy is to be vulnerable, in Peter’s opinion.
Wade also calls him webhead if that counts as a pet name, when Peter looks him in the eyes and tells him he loves him, seriously, wholey and seemingly for no reason; or when Peter rubs the apple of his cheek and tells him he’s beautiful and it gets too much for him to handle, Wade will jokingly tell him to shut up, call him we head before pulling him back into a hug. They’re intimate in little ways like that.
Wade is more romantic with Peter than he ever thought he had the capacity to be, and he likes that side of himself. He’s so tender and sweet with his baby boy, Peter can tell just by the way he looks at him that he's whipped for him. He remembers specifically When they first moved in together, early in the morning before their furniture had been delivered; Wade was fucking Peter as the sun came up on the only surface they could, the kitchen counter. The sun shone through the window at just the right moment, shining and bringing attention to the golden auburn intertwined in with his golden curls, the light made it look like he had a halo.
He swears to G-d he started crying because of how pretty he looked. He’s very much in love with him and I could go on about that forever.
Peter isn’t romantic with words but he's romantic with grand gestures, they balance each other out in that way. Wade is more spontaneous and erratic, with his constant compliments and affections, booking vacations and surpassing Peter with tickets that leave for the very next day. Whereas Peter remembers all their anniversaries and puts a lot of thought into one really memorable gesture.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Wade loves to watch Peter touch himself, loves that he has Peter all to himself and can watch his performances that are meant for his eyes only. He has so many favourite scenarios like this. He loves to watch Peter finger himself open on their bed and get ready for him, panting in desperation, trembling as he works a second then third finger into his tight, slicked hole; fighting his pride and his exhaustion to maintain eye contact like he knows Wade likes.
He loves when Peter’s on his knees sucking him off, and his hand slips to his own leaking cock, stroking himself off as he gives him head because he loves doing it so much; and gets off on Wade using him. He loves getting to call him his little slut that's too damn eager, and the embarrassment that radiates off of Peter upon being caught surges arousal throughout Wade as he stands over him.
If Wade ever has to go away for awhile if he’s ever on a mercenary assignment for work, one of the first things he asks Peter is if he touched himself while he was gone, and after prying the truth out of him he makes him recount every vivid detail. He loves to indulge himself in the fact that Peter always thinks of him when he jerks off, the fact all of Pete’s fantasies involve him fills him with a pride that nothing else can match.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Wade is both an exhibitionist and a voyeur; having no respect for authority and constantly thinking about when he’ll get to fuck Peter next. He loves the thought of being watched, having someone see Peter get fucked by him, to watch him be overcome with a pleasure only he could give him, for someone to see a sight only he got to see. It would be apt to just say he has a Peter kink to be honest.
Peter likes to submit, he likes to take time to not have to make a decision or be self sufficient; and he also likes to take a few jabs at his own pride and embarrass himself. His internalized hate still makes him feel a lot of shame for wanting to be dominated by another man. and Wade likes to dominate him just because he feels as though he’s so out of his league he shouldn’t get to do it, but he does.
Wade also has a corruption kink. Because of his self esteem issues he sees Peter as so much better than him, every time they fuck thats an act of defiling in a way? That’s how he sees it sometimes, that it’s Peter conceding his principles, because he’s so bad and he’s so good.
Wade likes the idea of ruining him, but he can’t think about that one too long or he’ll feel too bad about it. but he likes to indulge it every now and then. He likes the idea that he’s ruined him for any other guy, that he’s given him space to indulge his kinks and introduce him to new ones, that he was his first time with a guy, and thus impacted the way he thinks of sex.
Top 5 of Peter’s Kinks
1. overstimulation/orgasm denial: Peter loves to have control taken away from him, and have as much agency as possible removed. He loves to be fully at Wade’s mercy, left with no choice but to take whatever Wade wants to give to him. He loves when he's reduced to tears and begs, when he has no more energy, Wade forces him to find some. He loves to give Wade full control, even control over when he's allowed to finish.
2 . Degradation : Peter has a huge degradation kink; which isn’t at odds with Wade’s praise kink because a lot of the degradation is just self praise for Wade “ You’re such a slut for my cock ”, “ You’re so deserpate tor me ”, “ You’re so easy, Peter, ”, “ Look how well you take my cock you were made for me to fuck uou ”, “ If only you could see how much of a whore you are, Petey ,” (choosing Petey because he hates that nickname since childhood), “ You’re my cocksleeve ” “ You get so worked up for me you’re such a slag ”.
Sometimes it's said teasingly, sometimes it’s in a reverent awe because Wade can’t believe it’s true. Either way, it affects Peter the same. He gets off on his own embarrassment, sometimes he gets so sick of being told he’s perfect,,, it’s impossible to live up to those standards. But being called a cock hungry slut, he can appreciate that.
But sometimes Wade gets unsure about boundaries and unsure just how someone so perfect could get off being spoken to like that; and when asked, when Peter replied with, “Call me slut, call me bitchboy… just don’t call me late for dinner!”, he knew he found the one. He was like, yep, that's the guy I want to spend the rest of my life with.
3 . Breath play: As mentioned before, Peter gets off on giving Wade all control. The act of baring his throat for him to choke excites him to no end. The thrill of controlled danger is what he likes. He loves to struggle to breathe as Wade grips at the expanse of his throat.
4 . Daddy: But an older man, who was whipped for him, willing to do anything for him and everything he could ever ask for him… willing to go along with any kink he had? He never thought he would have that, and that his daddy kink would lay dormant, never something to be acted on, as he was in heterosexual-passing monogamy. He always felt such embarrassment for wanting it so badly
5 . Cum play: As mentioned before, Peter loves to be covered in his cum, be filled with it, be made all sticky. It makes him feel like nothing more than an object, like nothing more than a vessel for Wade’s pleasure.
Top 5 of Wade’s Kinks
1. Praise: Wade has such a way with words when it comes to praise, at any time of the day whether he’s just woken up or on the brink of exhaustion he has the best, most effective pillow talk. Peter doesn’t think it’s fair because he’s just so good at it. He tells Peter how fucking pretty, arousing and desirable he is as often as he can; he always needs to remind him just how in love with him he is.
Which, can sometimes be antithetical to him punishing him but even so. Wade loves to give it… but more than anything he needs to receive it. It isn’t a layer of what he likes, it’s what’s required. It doesn’t have to be as intricate and specific as what Wade will tell Peter, Peter isn’t as good with words sober let alone lost in the heat of fucking. Peter is a lot less coherent when they have sex.
But a, “oh- fuck, just like that, please, wade- feels so good,” through moans and rushed breaths, is indescribable for Wade. It’s a bit of a dichotomy because he needs to hear it but at the same time can’t bring himself to believe it.
2 . Corruption: As mentioned above! He loves to feel as if he’s corrupted and tainted his perfect baby boy.
3 . Exhibitionism: Wade loves to see and be seen with Peter, because … he won. How could he get better than fucking Peter Parker? He takes a bit too much joy in the thrill of being caught, and fucking him in front of a window, in an alley while Peter’s on patrol or on he side of a building.
4 . Dacryphilia: Wade can’t help that he likes it when he brings Peter to tears. He’d never tell him that, but he can’t help what gets him off. He likes when he’s vulnerable around him, so implicitly trusting to let all his boundaries go. But he especially likes it when he eats Peter out until he cries, when he can’t take it anymore and he’s so spent but he still wants Wade to keep going.
When he fucks his face so hard and so deep that his eyes water, or when won’t let him cum when he’s fucking him and he gets so overstimulated he cries. He loves the idea of ruining him, hurting him, leaving him desperate and wanting; wanting him so bad he just can’t take it anymore.
He thinks Peter’s eyes are so pretty but even prettier when they water, and tears roll down the perfect skin of his face. This was awakened in him when he sucked him off for the first time, so overwhelmed and his cock so big in the back of his throat that he couldn’t hold back his eyes from watered.
5 . Daddy: Sometimes, internally, he likes to pretend he’s doing Peter a favour by indulging his daddy kink… but it’s so not true. Wade was a little too eager to indulge it. He loves to spoil Peter, starting simply as just buying him the lingerie he wanted to see him in, so he could be his little doll, to paying for all his textbooks and covering whatever he needed for school. And he likes when Peter refers to him as that outside of sex just casually.
He stands over Peter protectively whenever they go out, chin resting on the top of his head. He likes to be his protector and provider… his daddy, to whatever degree Peter feels comfortable.
Peter’s awakened a lot in him, the desire to be good, a level of self love that he hadn’t felt in years, but also a lot of subconscious kinks he didn’t know he had and were just lying dormant, waiting for Peter to incite them.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Peter likes it the best in their bed, it feels so cozy and so domestic. Their bed is where he feels the most safe so its only naturally thats where he likes to get fucked the most. The sheets always smell like Wade, and thus like home. It’s his favourite place to be. It also allows Wade to fully take his time with him.
Wade agrees but sometimes feels like their bed is a bit too safe, and he likes the thrill of possibly being seen. He loves to take Peter in front of a window, press him into the glass so any onlookers will see who the perfect, friendly neighbourhood spiderman belongs to, and who he submits to. He’s also fond of closets, desks at Peter’s labs or work, and the shower.
He’s especially fond of anywhere in front of a mirror to make Peter watch himself, and watch as embarrassment overwhelms him.. but its a classic catch 22 situation because if he fucks Peter in front of a mirror he runs the risk of seeing himself. This is the only time he and mirrors are on the same team so to speak.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Does Peter have a pulse? Is he breathing? Yes? Okay well then that's all it takes, Wade’s turned on, simple as that.
But what really gets him going is when he’s wanted. He has a low opinion of himself and still cant really believe that Peter is attracted to him so most of the time it's Peter who has to initiate things like that if Wade’s having a day where his self image is particularly bad.
Once he knows that Peter wants him, can hear the trembles of his voice, hear the quivers in his breath and feel his erection pressed against him, that's what really gets Wade going. It doesn’t have to be an overt, late night call of frantic urgency and lust whispered into the phone like when they first started dating, though those helped.
Though most of the time it has to be overt and raunchy, begging Wade to rail him into the mattress, or “ use me like you own me, daddy, use me until I can't see, I want you to make me hurt… make me cry, I need it,” for Wade to actually believe him.
It can be a passing glance or a slight touch on his thigh, or rubbing his hand with his thumb while they hold hands in such a way that says “ I don’t just want you.. I need you just as badly as you need me,” Wade knows it when he sees it and he’s so proud of Peter for being able to not hide that anymore.
Domesticity gets Peter going, Wade jokes that he’s his housewife. It doesn’t even have to be a big romantic gesture, or a gesture at all. It can be as simple as Wade going to the bodega across the street to get coffee creamer when they run out.
Anything that reminds Peter that they’re settled, that they’re monogamous, that they're each other’s. It can be late at night while they’re in their pyjamas, sitting on the couch while his legs are in Wade’s lap, sitting in an easy silence, Peter’s reading a book as the suns setting, and Wade will just look over and say that he loves him… it isn’t forced or planned it just, is. Moments like that make Peter want to have him inside him right then and there.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Wade is kinky until he isn’t . If something requires too much work it's not for him, temperature play is forever ruled out because he doesn’t know how he'd keep the ice cubes intact without going to get them… and ruining the mood… and then it becomes a whole thing, you know?
And Peter would never allow wax play in his house because 1. Pyromania is a very slippery slope for Wade and he’s become rather fond of their apartment and possessions, and wouldn’t want them to, you know… burn down. And 2. he foresees that being a huge mess he would inevitably be responsible to get out of their carpet. Googling how to get lube out of a carpet was embarrassing enough, let alone getting the wax Wade would inevitably spill all over the place, out. But… having his name dripped into his back is a nice thought so… he’s considering. But at this moment, both are both nos.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Peter has an oral fixation; he always has to have something in his mouth. He’ll put Wade’s fingers in his mouth all the time, whether they be about to prep him or just lounging on the couch platonically, as if it isn’t the hottest thing in the world to Wade. Petter sucks while letting out soft little sighs of contentment, whimpers of want.
Wade sort of thinks he should see a therapist about this but also, feels a bit hypocritical to be the one to suggest that; those in glass houses… you know?
Peter has a thing for mouths in general, he often asks Wade to spit in his mouth during sex. He’s always sucking on lollipops or popsicles in the summer, he’s such a tease.
Peter loves to give rather than to receive when it comes to oral, just because he loves pleasing him so much. He’s always on his knees for Wade, at his beck and call he’s ready to lovingly suck him off. He’s way too good at it too. Wade doesn’t understand how he likes it so much, probably his thing for submission, he assumes.
Wade’s even got him so well trained to the point where he'll suck his cock to wake him up, the best wake up call ever in his opinion.
Wade likes to suck his cock but his favourite thing to do is give that perfect ass of Peter’s the attention it deserves, he could eat him out for hours and regularly does so. Whether he’s got Peter spread out and presented for him or he’s sitting on his face, Wade’s happy.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on the mood they're both in. But most often, Peter prefers Wade to take his time with him, which Wade has no problem with. He has all the time in the world for his baby boy. But sometimes things are heated, fast paced and roughed and clouded in palpable urgency. Violent, passionate and desire-fueled isn’t something Wade has a problem with either, he's good either way. Peter usually has to be the one to incite a frantic mood for something like that, though.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Wade doesn’t mind quickies, as long as he can get his hands on Peter, he’s happy. Rushing and frantic is fine by him, it makes him feel so wanted if Peter just has to have him right then and there, even when crunched for time.
Peter on the other hand doesn’t really like them, he loves when Wade takes his time exploring him, edging him, making him whimper, squirm and cry in anticipation. If he gets it right away he isn’t ruined. Wade agrees, he’s just not picky, he’s too horny all the time to be picky.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Peter pretends to be the sensible one of the relationship but, with a few suggestive touches from Wade, he can compromise on his resolve. They love risk, whether that be exploring a new kink or finding a new building to fuck on the side of or a new rooftop for Peter to suck Wade off on. Since Wade is more experienced he usually takes the lead on experimenting. Peter trusts Wade implicitly to never steer him wrong or potentially put him in a scenario where he's uncomfortable.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Since Peter had limited sexual experience, and nonexistent sexual experience with men, in the beginning he did not last long, though his powers did help.
As he gets more experienced and more used to having sex he’s built up a higher tolerance and longer stamina. Though he doubts he would ever last as long as Wade can, since he has a healing factor and Peter does not, the strength allows him to go for almost as many rounds as Wade can.
The healing factor has helped make sleep a personal choice in Wade’s life, meaning he doesn't need to sleep but can if he wants to. Sleep is more of a break for Peter’s sake because in theory Wade quite literally could go all night, not a euphemism.
He can go as long as Wade can, though towards the end he's less and less actively participating, more so letting Wade do whatever he wants and taking full control. Peter has fully consented to indulge Wade’s lowkey somnophilia, as the idea has started to turn him on as well.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
They use a fair amount of toys but nothing too extreme. Sometimes they are used in tandem with each other, like leaving Peter tied up with a vibrator inside him. Most of the toys they use have the same purpose, that being to subdue Peter in some way. Ropes, ball gags, blindfolds, handcuffs, things of that nature. Occasionally they use plugs to prep Peter open, or Wade will get Peter to wear a plug or remote controlled vibrator while on patrol or in class.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Wade loves to tease Peter. He loves to drag out every orgasm as he takes his sweet time, fully savouring him, devouring every tremor, every plea, every whimper of desperation and writhing of his hips. Not giving him anything more than tentative strokes or breathes ghosting against his skin until he’s quite literally screaming, noise complaints be damned.
But, Peter also likes to use his charm to his advantage to get what he wants if that counts as teasing. If they’re having a petty argument, like deciding where to go for dinner, or what wallpaper for the guest room.
Or if he’s talking Wade down from doing donuts in their living room with a dirt bike he had no idea how he got past him, or juggling switchblades… Can you tell this happens often?…
He’ll look all doe eyed and stare deep into his soul, lips will part innocently and he’ll say something to the effect of, “Really daddy? But don’t ya wanna make me happy? or “Can we compromise? Just this one time, please, daddy?” and he almost laughs out loud at how easy it works.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
In the beginning Wade was louder than Peter, but now that Peter has let himself be in the moment and just enjoys himself without shame, he’s vulgarly loud. Without realizing he’ll scream, groan, moan without abandon; that does wonders for his boyfriends confidence.
He’s big on subtle praise like that, constant reassurances he’s doing a good job and making Peter feel good; what better way to show that then uncontrollable moaning?
Wade loves how embarrassed Peter gets when their neighbours give them dirty looks in the hallway, or when Peter, humiliated, recounts how a neighbour told them to keep it down when he ran into them in the lobby.
It amazes Wade just how far Peter’s come thanks to him, unashamed to scream exactly what he’s thinking, express what he’s feeling, and if he’s feeling particularly indulgent, beg for exactly what he wants.
A whispered, “ Wade -“ is always followed by a “ Peter .” in the same tone,
Wade doesn’t want to distract from the beautiful symphony erupting from his boyfriend so he tries to stick to grunts and hushed moans. But, he can't help himself when he bottoms out in Peter for the first time. still so impossibly tight as he takes it all. Especially when he still struggles to take him.
Peter mostly begs, daddy, sir, or Wade, or some slurred version of his monicurs in bed, or “just like that”, “faster”, “harder,”
Wade swears like a sailor, obscenely praising and talking to him; describing in intricate detail just how good he is for him.
More often than not, when they come down from their highs after they finish, and lay in a forming silence; once they finally come back to earth… they’ll hear loud music coming from their neighbours apartment through their shared wall to drown them out.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Random NSFW HC
I headcanon that, though it is rare, sometimes Wade and Peter will switch, and Wade likes to bottom more than he would like to admit. It’s something they have to discuss ahead of time since it's a bit jarring for Peter because it's been awhile since he was topping people on the regular.
I also HC that Peter is slowly developing a liking for pet play, mostly the thought of wearing cute ears, a collar with his name on it, on his knees obediently and being Wade’s good boy. So that's something they’re experimenting with as well.
Wade’s lock screen on his phone is Peter fucked out with cum all over his face, eyes half-lidded, glazed over and not a thought behind them. No he will not change it.
SFW Headcanons!
This isn’t NSFW this is just a HC I have for Wade, if you don't see him this way or couldn’t tell that I write him this way but I HC that Wade has BPD, but that might just be me projecting because I do too lmao.
Another SFW head canon I have is that he has ADHD and Wade will let him infodump about all his special interests like the science behind how photos are developed and how cameras work, judaism in literature, the history of zines and the evolution of punk music. He just loves watching his face light up when he talks about something he enjoys.
I also HC that Peter listens to Mitski, and his favourite song is Townie because of the guitar, and he remembers the lyrics: “ And I want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony, and I want to kiss like my heart is hitting the ground. ” He used to idealize the song and dream of having a whirlwind love like that, and gets rather emotional when he thinks about how he has that with Wade.
I also borrow a lot from Andrew Garfield’s spiderman movies as they are my favourite so I think he skateboards all the time and Wade thinks it's the coolest thing ever. Like he loves that Peter is just this pretentious lil indie boy, he's obsessed with him.
Peter is quite cat-like, in that he can be perfectly fine on his own, until he needs company. He’ll silently curl up into Wade’s lap and sit, or lay on his legs or rest his head on his shoulders; Wade swears he even purrs when he runs his hand through his hair
Because Peter is jewish he doesn’t really care about the Christmas decorations because he feels no connection to them one way or another. Since Wade doesn't tell him what menorah he puts up around Hanukkah, the Christmas decorations are the one area of decor he allows Wade control of… no matter how over the top. So, this is what their Christmas tree looks like:
And lastly, Wade thinks Peter’s glasses are the cutest thing in the world and hides his contact lenses so he’s stuck wearing them until he can get the answer out of him.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Peter is thin and athletic; lithe and toned, feminine while not compromising his masculinity. He looks scrawny until you see him without his clothes on.
The muscles of his stomach and chest are defined and traceable but his ribs and hipbones still poke through his olive skin. His legs are long and go on for days, and more often than not, if we could see under his clothes, we would see an excessive amount of bite marks, bruises, handprints and scratches. Despite his best efforts, whenever Peter tries to leave some on Wade they heal in seconds. Wade also has a tendency to leave bite marks and scratches where he can’t hide them.
Peter’s cock is average in girth but slightly above average in length, with a pretty pink sensitive head; Peter can't help but blush and get incredibly flustered whenever Wade compliments him like that; “ Damn, princess… everything about you’s pretty… even your cock… look how wet you, are sweet thing, ”
Wade is just BIG, he’s a bit more than a head taller than Peter but that’s not what I’m referring to. He’s broad and built, and can pick Peter up like he weighs nothing. Wade’s cock matches the rest of him, and is massive just as he is. He’ll never let Peter live down how wide his eyes went when he saw it for the first time. Just as the rest of his skin, it's scarred, providing delicious friction when it's inside Peter.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Because of his healing factor, Wade’s refractory period is merely minutes. He could be fucking Peter into the matress for hours, and even then, as soon as he finishes for like the fourth time, hell prop himself up on his elbows, ask with faux innocence and pleading eyes, “ Dya wanna go again, baby boy? ”.
Don’t even start on how high his sex drive is either… Peter making it to his morning classes on time is a miracle. He can’t make it half a day without taking Peter over the nearest flat surface, or pushing up a wall and telling him to stick himself to it.
As they’ve made their little routines and patterns, sex has become part of their morning and nighttime routine. And most of the time Peter will indulge this. He’ll encourage it even, he finds it really flattering just how badly Wade wants him all the time. But during finals week or when he has a lot of school work that's the last thing he's thinking about.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Because loving and being loved gives Wade a sense of peace he hasn’t felt in a long time, he gets the best sleep of his life now that he's with Peter. But even though Peter is more than capable of protecting himself, Wade doesn’t sleep with one eye open per say; but he does keep on alert just in case something were to happen because he’s so overprotective it’s ridiculous. Peter sleeps pretty well, all things considered, considering the hoard of loaded ak47s under their bed and bucket of bullets beside the nightstand on Wade’s side.
Their comforter is minimalist to go with how Peter decorated their bedroom but underneath it the sheets are hello kitty and my melody, compromising for Wade. Peter always makes sure to set Wade’s squishmallows and plushies down gently whenever he gets into bed. Wade is also a huge proponent of Peter getting more sleep so he takes it upon himself to tire him out as best as possible. Wade is Literally so talkative and praises him and reassures him and just literally won't stop talking until he falls asleep or Peter webs his mouth shut.
The feeling of Wade’s release slowly sealing out of him is oddly comforting as he falls asleep, he doesn't even care how gross it should feel.
Some nights Wade has a particular affinity for cockwarming, keeping Peter as close to him as they can possibly be. He gets especially possessive and protective after they’ve fucked.
Peter sometimes takes a while to fall asleep, often with too much on his mind and too many plans to contemplate and test out in his mind. But more often than not, he's too tired to be his analytical self, and right before bed is when Wade thinks he's the cutest. Tired and hoarsely soft spoken, Wade will say something and Peter will just giggle, kiss him and tell him how cute he is before falling asleep as Wade pulls him to his chest. And Wade will always tell him he loves him whether he’s awake to hear it or not.
Wade’s always so happy whenever they wake up, he never loses that rush of happiness when he feels Peter still clinging to him, or more aptly, feels the weight of Peter in his arms while he holds him. He always feels so damn lucky.
Or he’ll laugh when Peter is rushing out of bed, naked and yelling about how Wade pressed snooze on their alarm and how he’s late for a lecture… but somehow he can still make time to get called back to bed by Wade and fuck him as an apology; Voice raspy and tired as he says, “C’mere babyboy… let daddy say sorry,”