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It's All Ancient History
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Date: 01/08/22
Rating: Mature (Brief, but graphic mention of sex)
Characters: Shadowbringers Emet-Selch, Warrior of Light (Unnamed), Pre-Sundering Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus, and Azem.
Word Count: 1760
Summary: ShB Emet-Selch watches the WoL and the Scions and then, using the Azem memory stone, recalls one of the many fond memories he has of Azem and Hythlodaeus. Grapes, stompy boots, and a lot of Hythlodaeus enabling the incorrigible Azem can be found within.
Date: 01/15/22
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hythlodaeus, Hades, Helios
Word Count: 1618
Summary: After many years of being friends with Hades and Helios, Hythlodaeus finds himself struggling with the realization that he has more than "Just Friends" feelings for the other two. (This takes place before Hades becomes Emet-Selch, Helios becomes Azem, and Hythlodaeus becomes the Chief of the Bureau of the Architect.)
Date: 01/22/22
Rating: Mature
Characters: Azem and Hades
Word Count: 1340
Summary: Azem shares a private farewell with Hades before he leaves on one of his journies (Azem's on duty, so he's referred to by his Convocation seat, whereas Emet-Selch is in his private home, so he's referred to as Hades).
Date: 02/26/22
Rating: Mature (Brief but graphic mention of oral sex)
Characters: Hythlodaeus, Hades, Helios, Venat
Word Count: 2515
Summary: After so many years of being together, Hythlodaeus can tell when Hades and Helios need time to be "tragically and ridiculously them." As their antics are not to his taste during these particular times, he leaves them to do their thing. Hythlodaeus is also an unrepentant gossip, at least with Venat. This is a fact that delights her.
Date: 04/11/22
Rating: Mature (they talk about dick sizes, both aetherial and literal)
Characters: Hythlodaeus, Hades, Helios
Word Count: 745
Summary: Helios and Hythlodaeus compare aetherial reserves to cock sizes, much to Hades' dismay.
Date: 05/23/22
Rating: Teen
Characters: ShB Emet-Selch, Warrior of Light (Unnamed), Pre-Sundering Emet-Selch, Azem
Word Count: 3090
Summary: After Emet-Selch saved Y'shtola from the Lifestream, he and The Hero have a conversation that isn't terribly boring. Flashbacks, sweetness, and bitter angst are ahead as I show my love for Emet-Selch by making him sad. As you do.
Date: 05/31/22
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 1165
Summary: Go figure, Azem does not pay attention during Convocation meetings and it shows when he regales Hythlodaeus with his rendition of what has pissed Emet-Selch off today.
Date: 09/01/22
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 1141
Summary: He decided he was going to take the high road and not give those two fiends the satisfaction of his curiosity.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2022
Date: 09/14/22
Rating: General
Characters: Emet-Selch
Word Count: 514
Summary: When Kairos finished its countdown, Emet-Selch closed his eyes with the smile still upon his face.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2022
Date: 9/23/22
Rating: General
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 682
Summary: "Which is great and all except for one small issue: I do not have a familiar."
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2022
Date: 9/26/22
Rating: Teen
Characters: Emet-Selch
Word Count: 573
Summary: He looked around and saw the devastation Hydaelyn had wrought.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2022
Date: 9/3/23
Rating: General
Characters: Hades, Hythlodaeus, Themis
Word Count: 1995
Summary: It was a regular, ordinary day, after all. But then, shortly before lunch, something completely out of the ordinary happened.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 9/7/23
Rating: Mature (Implied sex, mention of oral sex. Nothing too racy but erring on the side of caution)
Characters: Azem, Emet-Selch
Word Count: 630
Summary: Unfortunately, the moment he closed and locked his office door, something, or rather, someone tackled him, which caused all his paperwork to go flying into the air.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 9/11/23
Rating: Teen
Characters: Emet-Selch, Helios
Word Count: 557
Summary: "...He is choosing his own fate and he wants it to be beautiful."
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 9/14/23
Rating: Teen
Characters: Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 759
Summary: “So what are you suggesting? That that thing is actually Azem?”
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 9/27/23
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 545
Summary: “I volunteered for this,” he said simply.
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 9/28/23
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 600
Summary: "...I am using my unique talents for your benefit."
Note: This was cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023
Date: 10/01/23
Rating: Teen
Characters: Hades, Helios, Hythlodaeus
Word Count: 585
Summary: “Hey, you,” said one of them, “want to come and play with us?”
Note: This was (partially) cross-posted from FFXIV Writes 2023