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this shipping man
this shipping man
i do not like
this shipping man
HEY ASSHOLE, CHECK
THIS DIAGRAM.
i do not like it
crazy man
I do not like
that diagram
WOULD YOU LIKE IT
BLACK OR RED?
I would not like it
black or red
I would not like it
nubby head
I do not like
your diagram
I do not like
this shipping man
WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IN A PILE?
WOULD YOU LIKE IT
WITH A SMILE?
i do not like it
in a pile
i do not want it with a smile
i do not ship us
black or red
so back the fuck off
nubby head
i do not like your diagram
i mean
i just
i mean goddamn
WOULD YOU DO IT
WITH A PAIL?
WOULD YOU SHIP ME
AS YOUR 'RAIL?
not in a pail
not as a rail
not in a pile
not with a smile
i would not ship us red or black
i would not snog your ass
step back
i'll fucking burn your diagrams
i will not hit dat
nubby ass
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU?
SATURDAY?
SHIP US, FUCKASS!
IT'S NOT GAY!
no way dude
like
youre insane
YOU MAY LIKE IT.
YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE IT,
KISSING ME.
i doubt that possibility
i do not want you snogging me
hands to yourself
this shits freaky
i do not want it in a pail
i do not like you as a rail
i do not ship us in a pile
i do not ship us with a smile
i do not want it red or black.
i will not take it from the back
i do not like your diagram
im gonna kill you karkat van
A FROT! A FROT!
A FROT! A FROT!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO FROT?
no way dude dont be a fool
no frotting vantas that aint cool
i would not could not take that chance
i could not would not ruin my pants
i will not ship it with a smile
i will not ship us in a pile
i will not snog you black or red
i will twist off your nubby head
i do not like you karkat van
SAY!
IN THE LAB?
HERE IN THE LAB?
WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN THE LAB?
no dude just stop
not in the lab
WHAT ABOUT IN THE GREEN SUN?
i would not could not in the sun
not in the lab not on the pants
no rubbing up all over me
i do not like you douche you see
not in a pile not in a pail
not as a rail not with a smile
i do not ship this black or red
i will slice off your nubby head
SO YOU DON'T LIKE
MY DIAGRAM?
thats what im saying dude
goddamn
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU,
IN A DRESS?
what
fucking
no
not in a dress
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU,
ON THIS COUCH?
you want to do me on a couch
you want to screw me in a dress
you want to frot me in the sun
i hate you more than anyone
not in the lab
not in my pants
listen
just
no groping me
i do not want to touch your junk
i like my sanity you punk
i will not pork you in a pile
i do not bang jerks with a smile
i do not like us black or red
your ass has been de quadranted
i do not like
your diagram
get a clue you
crazy man
YOU DO NOT LIKE ME.
SO YOU SAY!
TRY THIS! TRY THIS!
AND YOU MAY!
TRY THIS AND YOU MAY, I SAY.
fuuuck
if youll let me be
i will try it
YOU WILL SEE.
whoa
i like this diagram
i do
i ship it
karkat man
i guess id bang you in that dress
and I would frot you in the sun
and we can do it in the lab
and on my back and orally
and in a pail
with terezi
you are so good
so good
you see
so i will ship us in a pile
and I will ship us with a smile
and I will ship us in a pail
and I will ship us as moirails
and I will ship us black and red
hey dude i captchalogued my bed
i do so like
this diagram
kiss me
kiss me
crazy man