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“Hey, Y/N, how does this outfit look? Clint wanted to treat me to lunch,” Wanda stepped out of the bathroom feeling very confident about herself, she thought she looked great in the outfit she’s picked and she just wanted you to confirm it.
She could tell you weren’t paying attention when you replied with a simple ‘you look great, babe,’ without taking your eyes off the game you were playing.
She let out a soft sigh. It’s not that she doesn’t like you playing games, she loves how invested you get into the storylines and how the characters genuinely affect your emotions, and she loves it more when you over-excitedly tell her about every detail that’s happened in a game you’ve just finished that you’ve loved, but right now she just wants a little attention off you.
You had been playing for like five hours now, after all.
“I was thinking of inviting Vision to join as well, I haven’t seen him for a while,” Wanda sits on the edge of the bed next to you to put on her shoes. She knows bringing up Vision would get your attention, ever since you found out that he might have had some sort of crush on her you started to get a little jealous and over protective of Wanda, no matter how much she assured you she was only yours. She didn’t mind though, it was a constant reassurance that you wanted her.
However, there was still no movement from you. Not a single flinch. Just a simple ‘That’s nice, honey.’
Deciding to teasingly play along with the conversation you’re ignoring, she replies,
“I even put on that new lingerie set I showed you. I was gonna wear it for our date night on Friday but I figured Vision might get a kick out of it too,”
You merely hum in response. Hell, Wanda doesn’t even think you’ve blinked for the past five minutes.
She picks up her bag and puts her phone into it, before stepping out of the door she glances back and says,
“Don’t wait up for me, Y/N, I don’t think I’ll be back,”
“See you later, Wands, love you, miss you already,” Your response was automatic, your voice almost as robotic as Vision’s.
Yeah you definitely hadn’t taken in a word Wanda had said.
Walking down the stairs with a smirk on her face, Wanda sees Clint and Natasha sat at the island in the kitchen.
“Hey, you ready to go?” Clint asked.
“Not yet, I just need to do something before we head out. Nat, can you go upstairs and tell Y/N that Vision is trying to come onto me or something? She’s playing a game and has ignored every little thing I’ve said,”
A mischievous smile grows on Natasha’s face, she loves any little chance to mess with you. She immediately bounds up the stairs to your’s and Wanda’s room, wasting now time to tease you.
Clint stands with his arms crossed, shaking his head trying to hold back a laugh at Wanda, “You’re mean, you know that?”
“No, what’s mean is Y/N ignoring me when I think I look really good in this outfit and I just wanted a compliment from her,” Wanda explained.
Wanda knew her plan had worked when she heard your feet thudding down the stairs. She turns to see you stumbling down without even taking the time to put your pants on.
“Heyyy, nice boxer briefs, Y/N!” Clint says through bursts of laughter.
You stand in confusion, looking around to see Vision the Big Red Robot but just see Clint, Natasha and Wanda all stood laughing at you.
You quickly clock onto what’s happening and turn your head to Wanda with an unamused expression.
“Not cool, Wanda,” you say bluntly.
“I’m sorry, honey, I couldn’t resist,” She says as she wraps her arms around your waist.
“I’m never going to live this down,” You say, hiding your face in her shoulder.
“Never speak a word of this, ever. Especially not to Sam.” You quickly add whilst looking up to Clint and Nat, who are trying their hardest to keep a straight face.
“Come on Captain Underpants, you gotta give us a little fun,” Nat teases you.
You open your mouth to retort but Wanda quickly stops you, putting her hands on your cheeks and turning your head to look at her,
“Don’t listen to her, detka, you look very cute and they make your butt look great,” She runs her hands from your face, down your arms, to your butt where she gives it a gentle squeeze.
You smile at her and give her a quick peck on the lips,
“So there’s no Vision trying to hit on you?” You say incredulously.
“I just wanted you to compliment my outfit,”
“Really?” You chuckle in disbelief, “You look amazing Wanda, but I’m sure it’ll look better on our floor later,” You flirt.
Wanda giggles at you as she hears Nat’s and Clint’s groans behind her.