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“Good morning Audrey, Agent Cooper – having breakfast together again? People are beginning to wonder – myself included.”
“Really Daddy, I just joined Dale – I mean Agent Cooper, for a quick coffee before I’m off to school.”
“And that empty plate in front of you says what exactly?”
“The staff are getting sloppy?”
“Good try, my sweet. Agent Cooper, tell me truthfully, are you having sex with my daughter?”
“Absolutely not, Mr. Horne.”
“Indeed – then where’s your left hand?”
“Ah, you said sex – I just fancied something other than maple syrup on my griddlecakes this morning.”
“I’LL KILL YOU FOR THAT, COOPER!!”