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I look over and see a gorgeous orange cat with a face that looks like it’s consistently in a frown. I stare at him and we make eye contact. i quickly look away and feel my cheeks flush red. i look down at my hands and remind myself why i’m here you’re here because you can’t control yourself around attractive men- and cats I know i’m right and i doubt at this point there’s any hope for change. i look back at the strange orange cat. he is large for a cat. he would be large for a human too though. we make eye contact again and this time he gets up to come sit next to me. i doubt you’ll be able to control yourself now. the voice inside my head whispers. i want to deny it but i know it’s right.
the cat sits down, “Hello. i’m garfield” he says. his voice sounds beautifully unbothered my anything. it makes me want to scream.
“i-i’m (y/n).” i stammer.
“i noticed you were checking me out over there” he mumbles loudly.
my cheeks glow red, “s-sorry about that.” i look down at my lap and fidget with my hands.
he places a paw under my chin and lifts my head up so i am looking into his eyes. “Don’t you worry. i do not mind when pretty girls like you flirt with me.” he then winks and removes his paw.
“i have problems with self control” i say. i immediately clap my hand over my mouth. “sorry i didn’t mean to overshare.”
“i don’t mind. the less self control you have the sooner we can get down to business.” i gasp. i was here to get myself pregnant so i couldn’t mess around with other guys. this seems like a way to do it.
“do we need a room?”
“no we can do it right here. in the planned parenthood waiting room.” i had somehow forgotten where i was. i have an appointment with a sperm donor. i bite my lip. this sounds like a lot more fun though.
“i want you to ruin my life.@ i whisper seductively into garfield’s ear. his permanent frown turns into a giddy sneer.
“when i’m done with you you won’t be walking for the next month.” he grabs my neck and pushes me underneath him on the chairs. he inserts his magnum don’t into my tight WAP. I tell out in pain, but it is a good pain. he aggressively wiggles it around. i’ve never met a man- nor a cat that has this much control over his dong. he then wraps his tail and shoves it up my ass. it comes out juicy and brown.
i blush, “i’m sorry i forgot to wipe.” i say in between moans searching for breath.
“it’s fine” he says “i can always clean it off.” he sticks his tail inertia his mouth and licks the poop off of it. he then kissed me some more. i can’t breath but i am in heaven.
(they then get lasagna but i’m lazy)