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It was an almost quiet day in the house of Hades. Everyone seemed to be out and about. Nyx visiting Chaos in the realm beyond realms. Dusa and Meg were busy gossiping in the lounge. Orpheus out visiting and singing alongside his love, Eurydice. Hypnos was on break and even Hades was out doing, who knows what. That left Thanatos and Zagreus all to themselves curled up on the deathly recliner the prince had made especially for his lovely reaper. Than draped himself over Zagreus, whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Normally he wouldn't show such public displays of tender affections but with just the two in the house, why not be adventurous. No one would believe the prince even if he were to boast about it.
Zagreus giggled when Thanatos nipped at his ear. "Oh, Than, stop teasing." He tilted his neck, giving easier access to his flesh for his boyfriend to leave all sorts of marks of love. "Mmm, so good-"
That's when it happened, Zagreus was cut off by a high pitched cry. It was coming from down the hall. Both boys sat up fast from the recliner, faces redder than the Prince's robes. They looking around the hall, no shade around, no signs of other gods. Then another long cry, lewder and wetter than before. The two shared a look of confusion and then, just when they thought the coast was clear, the cries came again and loud strange creaking- oh… oh gods.
Someone was fucking… and it was coming from Lord Hades chambers. Zagreus groaned and just when he was about to cover his ears the words echoed down the hall, "Oooh~ l-lord… lord hades! Come down my chimney! Ah! P-please… haha…. Oh… s-so good!" The voice was none other than Hypnos.
"Enough!" A booming voice of the Lord of the house echoed, a loud smack of skin and a loud groan followed by a giggle, made both Thanatos and Zagreus pale. Nothing killed the mood more then knowing your father is fucking your boyfriends twin brother.
Thanatos vanished quickly, teleporting to gods knows where, leaving Zagreus. "Oh! Blood and darkness! Than! You could have taken me with you!" The prince cursed as he dashed out of the house and out on another run through the underworld, hopefully he could get his enemies to beat the last few minutes out of his head.