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Takemichi sits on the stairs of the shrine, the second part of the meeting is going to be held up by Chifuyu and Yamagishi who are more versed of the current status of the gangs in Tokyo.
“After the battle of the three deities Kanto Manji is at the top of the gangs on Tokyo and dare i say, almost all japan” explains Yamagishi, who looks like he would love to have a board to explain his thoughts in detail “Brahman is disolved and with South’s death Rokuhara Tandai is disbanded… these two gangs had a lot of strong fighters and my guess is most of them joined Mikey gang”
“How many people Kanto Manji has?” ask Chifuyu, looking at Yamagishi besides him
“Before the battle of the three deities it was around 400 people” answers Yamagishi, putting his right hand under his chin like he is thinking very hard about something “my guess is that their numbers skyrocket and probably is now over 500 members”
“Goddamit, this like that fight against Tenjiku over again” whines Chifuyu “Pahchin-san, you said you gathered around 50 ex Toman members, right?”
“we only have to fight 10 dudes each one” says Peh, like is nothing
“Any ideas of how the 64 of us, counting the people Pahchin-san gathered, are going to win agaisnt the Kanto Manji” ask chifuyu, who plans to beat more than ten people.
Hakkai raise his hand, looking serious and Chifuyu points at him to talk
“I think we should make angry cry and give him a bat or something” says Hakkai “remember that stunt against tenjiku? He was almost unstoppable just with his bare hands”
“dude, that’s true” says Akkun “i have seen a lot of guys cry,after all i’m friends with takemichi, but i have never seen that kind of tears that gives you a power up”
“True, partner, you should ask Angry-kun to teach you that” says Chifuyu, and Takemichi grumbles something under his breathe “more ideas to give those kanto manji bastards the beating they deserve?”
Hakkai raises his hand again
“We should give Peh a bat too”
Everyone who was there when they fought against tenjiku is nodding along like it makes sense.
“Peh-san was something else that day, just think what he could do with a bat” says Takuya
"So to the moment we have one, let angry-kun get batshit crazy and two let Peh get batshit crazy too" resume Chifuyu "not bad, any other idea?"
Inui raises his hand and Chifuyu points at him to talk
"We should give Hanagaki an armor, so even if they beat hit up, he isn't going to be in pain"
"Why don't we just give him a lot of sedatives" offers Pah-chin "he isn't going to feel pain like that"
"Pah you're so dumb, lot of sedatives makes you feel sleepy" answers Peh "he is going to fell asleep and Mikey is going to beat him up"
"Then we should make him take the sedatives with a bottle of coffee so he doesn't feel sleepy" says Pah again, like is the best idea of the world
"That would be bad for his health" says Mitsuya "and it doesn't work like that"
"Getting beat up is bad for his health too, you didn't see Hanagaki after the battle of the three deities" bites Inupi, who had to take Takemichi to the hospital "Mikey did a number on him, his face was all swollen and covered in blood, he also-..."
"Inui-kun, we don't need to talk about that" says Takemichi, still sitting on the stairs "I'm okay now"
"Agh, i'm mad now" says Senju, who has been silent the whole time "if i didn't interfere he would have killed you"
"We are gonna have all the time of the world to be mad when we fight them" says Chifuyu, who didn't know this bit of information about the battle of the three deities "more ideas?"
Hakkai raises his hands again
"Everyone of us should have a bat"